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used to be my ranting account for shitposts, hamilton rants, jjba posts, and semi-ironic romantic content. i think i’m funny but i’m not

[almostademon]

I Have Moved.

for indisclosable reasons. if you are one of the 11 followers i don’t know in person and you want more hamilton/shitpost/jjba/semi-ironic romance content, please dm me for the location of my new blog.

[das-a-kirby-blog]

when

[almostademon]

today i am thinking about live slug reaction. sol sent a video w live slug reaction in the thumbnail and i started laughing so hard my therapist asked me what was going on

[kanyewesticle]

*is at the movies with  a hot date* *does fake yawn to put arm around them* *yawns too hard and inhales a child from the row in front*

[almostademon]

this you?

[fensandmarshes]

@blackestglass tagged me in Heads Up Seven Up, so I am to post the last seven sentences of my current WIP and then tag seven more people! Uhhh, here’s a Xiao Xingchen fic I’ve been picking away at for a while?

“I don’t share what my name used to be,” she replies, “and unlike you, they can’t just call me shifu. For what it’s worth, I did not choose that title.”

Xiao Xing frowns. “Okay,” he says, just the same. “I should - tell people goodbye, I suppose.”

“You’ll need a name.”

He bows again, shallow, and says “I think I have an idea.”

Tagging @insert-cleverurl, @desultorydenouement, @morifiinwe, @sucroseandsorcery, @feanaros, @child-of-the-fairy-folk and @k-the-kryptid !

[insert-cleverurl]

:00 thank u for the tag!! 

You’ve barely taken two steps out the side door when a once-familiar, now-familiar voice stops you. “Going somewhere, pretty boy?”

You look up, and Jett is sitting on the tree in front of you, sprawled on the branches like the Chesire Cat. Her smile matches. She jumps down and lands nimbly in front of you, silently. “I thought you might pull something like this,” she says. “I’ve been out here since day one of you leaving Viper’s nest.”

“Am I that predictable?” You ask, amused.

i’m not entirely sure i have 7 people to tag so uhhh @draw-a-sliver-of-a-moon, @fleet-of-words, @zatara52, @turtle-of-freedom, @almostademon, that’s… that’s all i got

[almostademon]

hello i am not a writer nor do i have anyone to tag but uhhh here is the best haiku i have ever written

the sky wept last night

heaven’s fish played in those streams

cloudless nirvana

[transingthejianghu]

Rules: Tag nine people you want to get to know better or catch up with, then answer these questions. Tagged by @lan-trans-ji!

Three ships: Sarawatine and Wangxian are the obvious choices here, but do I have a third ship that I’m invested in anymore? I suppose I could say Malec for old times’ sake.

Last song: I’m 99% sure it was something from my D&D wizard’s playlist, but I don’t remember what song so I’m just gonna say “Brother” by Kodaline. In terms of what song my brain has been playing, though, the answer is “Yang Khu Kan.”

Last movie: Sebastian I swear I’m not copying you but I’m 99% sure the last movie I actually finished watching was Disclosure.

Currently craving: Hmmmm. Possibly sleep? Actually wait, scratch that, I’d love to pet a cat right now.

Currently reading: A Taste of Honey by Kai Ashante Wilson. Also like…several nonfiction books, because why read one book at a time when you could read 3-5!

Now to tag nine people… If @autistic-lanzhan, @kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, @xz-studios, @spacepython, @vulcandroiid, @gaysarawat, @princeashitaka, @onceuponavideo, and/or @geraniumsforinej want to participate, this is your invitation!

[geraniumsforinej]

thanks for the tag!!! 💗💗

three ships: songxiao is really the only one i’m still fairly invested in, maybe viktuuri from yoi and crier and ayla from crier’s war?

last song: per te ci saro, cover by li qi, gao yang, and cai chengyu. i just really like super vocal lol

last movie: honestly i don’t really watch movies but i’m currently watching the opera carmen for school, does that count lol

currently craving: cookie dough. we ran out of chocolate chips 😢

currently reading: wicked as you wish by rin chupeco, a variety of textbooks for school. i am making very little progress in all of the aforementioned books lol

tags: @neko89 @insert-cleverurl @fensandmarshes @angstymochi @bahoreal @red-dawn-sailor @bowen-jie @shuangdaozhang @ziidian if any of you want to!

[insert-cleverurl]

ty for the tag 🥺🥺 I don’t. really talk to people on tu,lbr much anymore but uhhhhhhhh @emotionless-plane, @draw-a-sliver-of-a-moon, @sortarapunzel, @zatara52, @downspiral-dreamer,,, yeah that’s all I got lol

three ships: hmmm I’m. oh this is hard. there’s nothing I’m like super invested in atm but I guess I’d say songxiao (always), bird boys re: valorant, and Perhaps lukadrien from ML

last song: lemme check! requiem from deh

last movie: kung fu panda 1 I think - my mom wanted to watch it lol

currently craving: not much, but I could go for beef noodle stew

currently reading: absolutely nothing! v excited for crooked kingdom to arrive and read thst tho

[zatara52]

@almostademon that’s about the only other person I know on tumblr

Three ships: honestly I’ve no idea, maybe Ichika and Uesugi from quintuplets

Last song: Soon by Yes, very touching song

Currently craving: chicken nuggets.

Currently reading: Hellblazer: Rise and Fall

[almostademon]

shi i don’t know anyone on tumblr that isn’t already here

three ships: hhhhh klance from voltron, solangelo from pjo, and probably maybe me x a good night’s sleep 😔

last song: wraiths by @pukicho but also social cues by cage the elephant

currently craving: death for my english teacher (for legal purposes this is a joke) and no more hw. also matchadoodle ice cream

currently reading: the fever king by victoria lee 10/10 recommend

[almostademon]

if you know me irl please leave i am god’s mistake