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Remember when sexists on the internet said the last jedi was bad when it was fire and then they went and made the rise of skywalker actually bad... iconic
they didn’t text you back because they didn’t want to ok??? go do a clay mask its fine
this post makes me scream
they didn’t text you back because they didn’t want to ok??? go do a clay mask its fine
this post makes me scream
trust your mother’s opinion on people
um. she married my dad
Needed this
Someone: I’d love to read some of your writing some time
Me, who never gets anything finished:
Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way
Here is my official plan to change the world as we know it:
• I become a paramedic. • If I encounter patients who cannot be saved, just as they’re about to die, I’ll look them dead (haha) in the eyes and slap ‘em real hard. • If ghosts are real, this will cause dozens of them to be personally upset with me. I mean, at the very least, they’ll want answers. I’ll be the most haunted person ever. • This means I’ll have dozens of opportunities to record paranormal phenomenon. • I’ll get my own show on the Travel Channel called GHOST SLAPPER, through which I’ll eventually get irrefutable scientific evidence that ghosts exist, making me the wealthiest and most respected paranormal researcher of all time. • On my death bed, one of my interns will slap me real hard, to make sure I come back all pissed off and confused. • I will be the first ghost to host a ghost hunting show (which is mega cool, come on, admit it). • Eventually, the secret goes global, and everyone starts slapping their loved ones real hard as they die, because they believe it’s the best way for their spirit to remain here on Earth with them. • After enough time, death slaps become commonplace. People have DNS (do not slap) instructions in their wills instead of or along with DNR (do not resuscitate) ones. • HOWEVER, because everyone expects the death slaps, they no longer have the desired effect. Getting slapped is just a natural part of dying, now, but it accomplishes nothing. • Like with all cultural junk, the origin eventually slips away, and the knowledge of WHY we slap the dying is esoteric at best. • I, however, remember, and haunt hospitals for centuries, laughing because everybody’s gettin’ slapped. • Thank you for your time.
What the fuck man
Excuse me, do you have a better idea?
me: frienships sound kinda nice
brain: consider this…………………………………………isolation
me:
(via biiimurray)
GOD SOMEONE PLEASE PUT AN AVERAGE MAN IN A WOMAN’S EVENT I LITERALLY HAD SOMEONE ARGUE WITH ME LAST WEEK WHETHER OR NOT AVERAGE MEN COULD WIN AGAINST WOMEN AT PEAK PHYSICAL STRENGTH
a guy who exercises maybe once a week is not going to be better at something than a woman who has devoted her life to that sport I don’t know why that’s capable of comprehending
Look ma! I made a tag yourself/alignment chart meme! sapphic girl stereotypes edition, inspired by that old thing..
Any resemblance to preexisting characters, real or imaginary, is purely coincidental. (I’m neutral butch tho)
I’M LAWFUL BUTCH
I’m probably chaotic femme
Mara Wilson comes out
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAA MARA AAA
dory talks in her sleep
Nemo’s dad: “Dory says a lot of things in her sleep, okay?”
Dory: [voiceover] “I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass.”
EXCUSE YOU “NEMO’S DAD” YOU MEAN FUCKING MARLON?? HE’S THE MAIN FUCKING CHARACTER IN THE GOD DAMN MOVIE ABOUT THE POWER OF LOVE FOR FAMILY AND YOU CANT REMEMBER HIS FUCKING NAME. NEMO DOESNT DO JACK SHIT EXCSPT GET CAUGHT AS FUCK NEEDING DEAR OLD PAPPA MARLON TO COME RESCUE HIM. RESPECT THE MAN FISH WHO RISKED HIS LIFE FOR TH LOVE OF HIS SON. Eat dicks @captioned-vines
First of all, take a shower because there’s probably a reason your URL is neon green piss stream with your infected ass. Second of all, his name was Marlin. Third of all, at least Nemo had a dad who loved him which may not resonate with you all that much. Fuckouttahere.
Wow.
bruh yall got the caption folk coming out of character smh
💀💀💀💀💀
Please do not correct people on their grammar when they’re discussing a really personal/emotional issue??? Like it’s fucking pointless and really rude? You should be comforting them, not focusing on something as irrelevant as word choice or whatever. I get the urge to be all “well***, not good” but stifle that urge and be a decent fucking person who realizes that feelings are more important than focusing on the arbitrary, ever changing rules of language???
Also the person you’re talking to is emotionally distraught, I doubt they’re paying attention to/caring about grammar lol???