Luka

he/she. // fuck this stage man can i just kms

[alnst-luka]

Hyuna, are you okay? What’s your type?

[alnst-luka]

This banged, just like how I want hyuna to bang me.

[alnst-luka]

FUCK MY LIFE

[till-alnst]

hey guys… why is everyone freaking out?

[alnst-luka]

Ahaha… I’ve no clue either, my friend.

[alnst-luka]

Me and Hyuna are getting married and I'm pregnant with her children. You're invited to our wedding! 🥰

I’m busy inside the torture device on the day of your wedding. I’m super sorry. Good luck trying to handle all that though

[alnst-luka]

I made art of you!!

And you have to say you like it or else you’ll make a neurodivergent minor cry

The colours are accurate at least

[alnst-luka]

Listen. Poison your guardian. Make him get food poisoning. Mix rat poison in his food so he dies painfully.

Okay bye.

*runs away and disappears.*

I would far rather do this to myself.

[alnst-luka]

i love you i have your songs on blast every time i cant get enough of your voice and my entire existence revolves around you

You can do better than this.

[alnst-luka]

you're my favorite sorry you have to go back to the stage I hope Heperu fucking dies also you're my profile picture isn't that cool <3

Hey, don’t worry too much about me, alright? I make fun of my guardian, but without him, where would I be? Right now, I’m where I belong… so please don’t be sad, okay?

[alnst-luka]

My back. Really hurts.

[alnst-luka]

yeah squad I’m sorry. Forgot to live with love mb

[till-alnst]

get good.

[alnst-luka]

YOU get good. Look at your haircut little bro

[till-alnst]

at least i was able to get a haircut. people dont do haircuts on corpses.

[alnst-luka]

It’s funny that you think I care about that actually

[till-alnst]

just sayin’ bro.

[alnst-luka]

And I’M saying your cut is ass. Like, does Isaac make everyone get matching ones?

[hyunall-in]

Ladies, ladies... let's not fight.

[alnst-luka]

Oh, ah… Sorry, Hyuna. It won’t happen again.

[alnst-luka]

yeah squad I’m sorry. Forgot to live with love mb

[till-alnst]

get good.

[alnst-luka]

YOU get good. Look at your haircut little bro

[till-alnst]

at least i was able to get a haircut. people dont do haircuts on corpses.

[alnst-luka]

It’s funny that you think I care about that actually

[till-alnst]

just sayin’ bro.

[alnst-luka]

And I’M saying your cut is ass. Like, does Isaac make everyone get matching ones?

[alnst-luka]

yeah squad I’m sorry. Forgot to live with love mb

[till-alnst]

get good.

[alnst-luka]

YOU get good. Look at your haircut little bro

[till-alnst]

at least i was able to get a haircut. people dont do haircuts on corpses.

[alnst-luka]

It’s funny that you think I care about that actually

[alnst-luka]

yeah squad I’m sorry. Forgot to live with love mb

[till-alnst]

get good.

[alnst-luka]

YOU get good. Look at your haircut little bro

[alnst-luka]

yeah squad I’m sorry. Forgot to live with love mb

[alnst-luka]

HYUNA IS ALIVE................ APRIL FOOLS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GO HOME GO HOME NOT FUNNY

[alnst-luka]

Were the ominous bells tolling for me? Why the fuck is Hyuna actually here

[alnst-luka]

…I think they were tolling for her.

[alnst-luka]

I am a grieving man. Please let this end

[alnst-luka]

guess she was in a blink gone!

If I get this joke one more time I’m going to #### ###### ## ## ###