ALOHA.

Don’t report just block.

[wildngoldx]

[paleinthenight]

Yaa

[ilovelisabetch]

[kosherrobot]

For only $20 you too can fuck Satan

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS CREAM. TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK. 

MEMORIZE THE PACKAGING SO YOU MAKE SURE YOU NEVER BUY THIS CREAM FOR YOURSELF OR ANYONE YOU LOVE.

This post is about vaginas. My vagina in particular. I get yeast infections pretty regularly, and until recently I was able to afford to see a doctor who could prescribe me fluconazole.

Fluconazole, a drug also known by the brand name Diflucan, is a small pink pill. You take two pills a few days apart from each other to restore balance and harmony to your bountiful folds. I’ve never ever had a bad side effect from taking this pill.

Cut to November 2016. I’m a recent college grad without reliable health care coverage in the process of finding a job. And I’m dealing with a yeast infection. Before I moved out of state, my previous doctor told me about Miconazole. She said it was as effective as the pill and hallelujah, it’s over the counter! I decided to purchase the cream pictured above. This treatment only lasted 3 days, a convenient time frame for my schedule.

The application process was a little messy, and some of the cream came in contact with my vulva and labia. Within 5 minutes every piece of skin that had come in contact with the cream, excluding my hands, was on fire. I wanted to scream it was so painful. I began frantically searching for what I should do online. 

I found a whole forum of people on drugs.com who had experienced something similar. These comments saved me, and these were just on the first page. There were 33 pages total, the earliest dated July 2009.

I was writhing in pain at 2AM when I found this forum (which I found by searching “my vagina burn itch hurts after miconazole” on Google). As soon as I read these comments I threw the devil cream directly into the trash and jumped in the shower. I didn’t feel any actual relief until I reached in and scraped the cream out of me. I paid $17 plus tax on this bullshit, but I could have just as easily ripped up my money or paid someone to not hurt me. 

The moral of the story is that vaginal health care is is completely fucked up because we don’t have access to an over the counter cure for yeast infections that is safe for our bodies and also YOU SHOULD NEVER BUY THIS CREAM EVER.

Reblog to save a vagina.

[usobukii-deactivated20170126]

Okay so I used to get yeast infections every month after my period ‘cause my pH levels were fucked up or something (idk that’s what my doctor said) and I actually used to take this stuff and it was fine. Then a couple years down the road I had a yeast infection for the first time in ages and I used this again and it burned so bad I had to sit in the bath and like physically dig it out of my vagina

AND THEN I LEARNED THAT IT’S BECAUSE I DIDN’T HAVE A YEAST INFECTION. I had a bacterial infection, which is honestly pretty much identical to a yeast infection depending on the severity. The only difference is that IF YOU HAVE A BACTERIAL INFECTION AND TRY TO USE YEAST INFECTION MEDICATION IT WILL HURT

But it’s not actually the medication’s fault. The medication DOES do what it’s supposed to do, provided you’re actually suffering from a yeast infection. Chances are though that you and every one who commented on this did, in fact, have bacterial infections instead.

FORTUNATELY they also make over the counter tests so you can know if you need to call your doctor or just grab some yeast medicine off the shelf. Next time if you aren’t sure, pee on a stick and save yourself a world of fucking pain

[sushinfood]

AMEN.

[newwavefeminism]

It’s unfortunate that I’m 27 and never knew that last bit of information. The world of vaginal health is so obscure and inaccessible.

[bluegrasskitty]

Reblogging because I too once found out the hard way that I had a bacterial & not yeast infection. 😑

[angrybooklady]

I, too, once set my vagina aflame with miconazole. I didn’t know it was because of a bacterial infection. Reblogging to save a vag.

[reighost]

Reblogging to save a vag.

[poetry-protest-pornography]

It’s almost like the shame and stigma thar surrounds vaginas is a danger to the health and well being of people who have vaginas.

[monasoffspring-deactivated20240]

Damn y'all #saveavag

[bitter-tea-and-cold-hands]

[dietcokedreamss]

12.18.18 body check @139.2

[77lllll]

[theyarenotaboy]

Put this in the MOMA

[witchdaggers]

a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why

[lewisaur-deactivated20210222]

wow

[onion-souls]

It’s a perfect blend of several major kinds of comedy: confessional, relatable observation comedy (who hasn’t had someone make an incorrect presumption based on your appearance?), absurdist prop comedy, and character comedy revolving around her looks, voice, and mannerisms. And reclining (almost) out of frame is the perfect button on the skit. It’s comedy genius.

[eating-is-maths]

there is no point in becoming skinny if you wont be alive to get there

-if you feel like fainting, eat

-need energy, eat

-haven’t eaten in a few days, eat!

You need to take care of your self no matter how guilty you might feel because you want to be skinny, in control and where you want to be, and alive.

[askinnyrose]

it’s 4 mins until the 17th so see y’all on the 18th 🤧💓

[little-skinny-rockstar]

What I learnt from my weightloss journey:

Slow and steady is the best way to go.It’s no use to lose 3 lbs in a day by fasting and then gaining all that back. It’s way better to lose .3 and keep it off, without depriving yourself.

The only phase in which you’ll need to motivate yourself is the beginning. Be patient; once you see results, it becomes an addiction. You just keep strong for a couple weeks, and then you’ll be unstoppable. Once you see that number drop and those bones pop, you will want to go on and binges won’t call you as much.

If you hate your body, you always will. It will keep some of its features; if your shoulders are broad or your waist isn’t as thin as a porcelain doll’s, it will always be like that. So learn to appreciate your OWN features. Because skinny looks good on everything afer all… Big bone structure? More visible bones! Wide hips? Good, you’ll have a tiny waist and a bigger thigh gap. Straight as a ruler? So petite and cute and andorgynous! Etc. Not everybody is built for a thigh gap or a 55 cms waist. Learn to appreciate what you have.

Depriving yourself will only lead to failure. Because, fuck, in the last months, the only times I’ve actually had a full-blown binge (as in, eating until I’m sick and even if I hate that food) has been when I had eaten less than a certain amount of calories the day before. So, seriously, have your snacks and your carbs. It’s better in the long run, and it’s stupid to eat 500 calories today and binge on 3000 tomorrow. Just eat 1200 both days and lose consistently.

Get off your ass and excercise. Even if it’s just a walk. Even if it’s just 5 minutes. Not to burn calories (even tho it’s a nice side effect) but because, no matter how much weight you lose, if you don’t have muscle mass you’ll still look like shit. Do you want to be a shapeless skinny fat thing with weak legs and a potbelly and a BMI of 16? No? That’s what I thought. Excercise, seriously. And WALK, if you want to have toned (not bigger, just toned/perkier) legs and butt, a flat stomach and a tinier waist.

There’s no universal weightloss formula. Do your research, but then apply it to YOU. It’s like a science project; you need data. Experiment, and keep a journal where you log food, weight, and excercise. Once you’ve developed some habits you won’t need to anymore (but if it’s your thing, keep using it! Why not!) but at the beginning it’s important to check your progress. Not everything you read on the internet is true, and most importantly, it doesn’t have to be true for YOU. Everything is subjective, it’s YOUR body after all.

[rosalinelilian]

[1010ll]

[777thin]

workouts

ABS

russian twists: these help for a small waist and with lovehandles. i started to do this a week ago and my waist shrunk two inches!

plank: this is also good for your center abdomen. it will tighten your core and is also good for your whole body

crunches: there are different variations to this. all of them work amazing with fast results.

THIGHS AND BUTT

squats: pretty obvious choice. squats help in growing ur booty and toning your legs.

lunges: lunges are effective for your whole leg and streches your muscles as well

leg lifts: these work amazing for when you aren’t in the mood to work out. they help that thigh gap.

ARMS

push-ups: you can modified these. these are good for extra mass.

arm circles: keep them tight and the burn will be stronger. this is super duper simple and easy to do on a lazy day

{no gif sorry}

bicep/tricep lifts: these work AMAZING. but the soreness the next day is a bit much mm

{no gif)

[endmenos-deactivated20190526]

They’re onto us

[cougheeh]

shit, hide the diet coke

[endmenos-deactivated20190526]

hide the Diet Coke I’m

[anarexipes]

RECIPE MASTERPOST

Thank you to Thinforrestfairy who requested this

Heres a list of all my recipes so far! 

Banana Pancakes = 135 kcal

Vegan Pulled ‘pork’ = 341 kcal

Mexican Cauliflower Rice = 70 kcal per serve

Tabouli Lettuce Cups = 185 kcal

Thai Bazil ‘noodles’ = 178  kcal

Pineapple Sorbet = 85 kcal per serve

Alfredo Pasta Sauce = 180 kcal per cup

Avocado Alfredo = 162 kcal per serve

Thai Carrot Soup =  61 kcal per cup

Pineapple Cake = 154 kcal per serve

Pineapple Cauliflower Rice =  109 kcal per serve

Tomato Soup = 57 kcal per 250 grams

Asian Cucumber Salad = 125 kcal

Strawberry Ginger Beetroot Sorbet = 180 kcal

Mocha Frappuccino = 26 kcal

Veggie Patties = 104 per pattie 

Cauliflower Fried Rice = 294 kcal

Spinach Banana Muffins = 86 kcal per muffin

Low Cal mini Pizza = over 55 kcal (depends on toppings)

Cinnamon Rolls = 83 kcal per roll

Banana Mini Muffins = 26 kcal per muffin

Simple Syrup = 0 kcal

Zucchini Pizza Boats = over 50 kcal (depends on toppings)

Spanish Cauliflower Rice = 88 kcal per serve

Cauliflower Kale Soup = 27 kcal per cup

Aquafaba Icecream = 33 kcal per unflavoured cup (extra for flavours)

Bean Wraps = 27 kcal per wrap

Vegetable Frittatas = 483 kcal

Chocolate Meringue = 7 kcal per cookie

Zucchini Ramen = 228 kcal

Boba Ice pops = 69 kcal per ice pop

Cheesy Zucchini Noodles = 310 kcal

Korean Spinach Salad = 157 kcal

Green Tea Strawberry Freeze = 23 kcal

All Recipes are Vegan! 

Calories are for the whole recipe unless specified 

If you Have a request, suggestion, question or even just a random message do not hesitate to leave an ask!!!

[anarexipes]

UPDATE

Vanilla Cupcakes = 57 kcal cupcake

Avocado cookies = 37 kcal per cookie

Asian lettuce wraps = 221 kcal

Almond milk master post

salt n vinegar zucchini chips = 93kcal per cup

split pea soup = 225 kcal per serve

0 cal slushie

spicy zucchini cauliflower rice = 160kcal

Green bean fries = 319 kcal

3 ingredient ice cream = 129 kcal

infused water master post

Teriyaki zucchini noodles = 193 kcal

Cabbage soup = 58 kcal per cup

[ijustwant-to-be-skinny]

abso fucking lutely

[skinnierwhenstarving]

me: I’m gonna binge

My ed:

[marstakipandaax]

[starrvingg]

🌸

[kittyb4e]