A Blossoming Debutante on the Warpath

Yes, *that* bluegrasskitty. Part-time writer of things you should be ashamed to read. Full-time wood nymph. Anti-pants, pro-gaming. Autistic/Anxious/Pan/Agender 🏳️‍🌈 Merry Pride! 🏳️‍🌈 💕18+ Only Please 💕

[bluegrasskitty]

Bibliography

Completed Works:

Working Class Hero (Fallout 4)  Final word count: 192,866

Angel Blue (Fallout 3)  Final word count: 241,800

When I Come Around (Fallout 3)  Final word count: 34,937

Meet Me On The Roof (Fallout 3)  Final word count: 52,389

Don’t Leave Me (Fallout 3 One Shot) Final word count: 8,108

Works in Progress:

Walking Contradiction (Fallout 4)

Stray Hearts (a Walking Contradiction companion piece) (Fallout 4)

WCH: Something to Be (Fallout 4)

Sassafras Roots (Fallout 4)

Coming Clean (Fallout 3)

F*ck Time (Fallout 4)

Before the Lobotomy (Fallout: New Vegas)

Cigarettes & Valentines (Fallout 3)

Hearts Collide (Fallout 3/Oh My Goddess!)

Youngblood (Fallout 3)

Fire, Ready, Aim (Fallout 3)

Troublemaker (Fallout 3)

Blood, Sex, and Booze (Fallout 76)

On Hiatus:

Still Breathing (Fallout 4)

Last of the American Girls (Fallout 4)

Horseshoes and Handgrenades (Fallout 4)

Somebody said I should put this here, so bam! Ko-fi link: https://ko-fi.com/bluegrasskitty

Donations not necessary, but definitely welcome. (I’m kind of saving up to get a tablet so I can try drawing some stuff to go with some of my stories. 👍)

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[lizmitches]

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

[narwa]

[bluegrasskitty]

Realized I'm not on track to crack 1M words by the time Walking Contradiction wraps. 😠 Idk how I didn't notice before. 100 chapters, 1M words. That was the goal.

Husband says it's fine. That a lot of readers would be intimidated by 1M words & that I probably should split the story anyway after the upcoming Big Break happens.

But 100/1000000 just feels amazing. Idk. It's got symmetry to it.

Anyway, I'm already technically splitting it by creating the sequel as a kinda sorta standalone thing. 😮‍💨

Annoying.

Also happy Pride. ❤️

[misscromwellsmonocle]

The Lazy Italian Girl (1757) by Jean Baptiste Greuze

[androdragynous]

portal coffee shop au but glados is a vindictive keurig

[chocouniversa]

What is Wheatley then

[androdragynous]

he’s a cash register and chell wishes this Smart Restaurant trend would end

[bluegrasskitty]

I've made it a goal to introduce quality movies from my childhood to the kiddos this summer.

So last night, they had 'Snack Dinner' & we watched Twister (1995), which I had not seen since it was in theaters.

Anyway, how TF did I miss that Aunt Meg:

Is also freaking Anne from East of Eden?!?!?

Aaaaaah!

*general fangirl screaming/crying/hysteria*

I love her so much omg. 😭😭😭

Anyway, kids loved it ofc. Son is currently building all the vehicles out of Legos & Daughter is helping him create a little Dustman minifig. They also want to build a tornado but I don't think they have enough clear Legos even between the two of them.

(We also watched The Mummy the other day, which they enjoyed but the pacing of the movie threw them off, I think. It kept losing them during the lulls in action. 🤷‍♀️)

[pierppasolini]

The Man of Steel vol. 2, #3

[agentlemansguideto]

[sketchbookgeek]

Project I’ve been working on for a while now. Should be done by next week. Until then, have a sneak~

[[Fallout/Fallout 4/Companions  © Bethesda]]

[[Artwork  © Yours truly.]]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

just found out in medieval france, having a lion on your coat of arms was so prevalent that there was literally a colloquial proverb to clown on knights for being basic and not having a real coat of arms. the hate game was so strong back then. imagine medieval hate anons

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

“those without a coat of arms wear a lion” insane. if i was about to joust with some guy and he said that to me i would just quit. bro already won

[themousefromfantasyland]

@mask131

[mask131]

Wow, I didn't know that!

[a-book-of-creatures]

That’s a heraldic insult. It’s devastating. You’re devastated right now.

[casusbelloli]

i have literally never fallen in battle. only tripped gracefully with tasteful panty shot

[werecreature-addicted]

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

[radio-jupotter]

The sandwich i had for lunch didnt moan and scream and squirm against my body and then become limp and pliable when i was done now did it

[radio-jupotter]

(Via @morganpdf )

[pupucino]

[usaofamericaa]

Thought I would share some stamp designs I made that I passed out at the Wasteland Jamboree I attended in West Virginia!!!! (It was soooooo fucking fun!!!! Well, I made prints of them bc my sticker cutter broke 🥀🥀) But I am planning on making more/New Vegas versions to pass out at Goodsprings this year!!!

(These are all based on requests so once the time rolls around again I will be asking to see what the people want >:)

[deathstars]

HELLO ! have you thought about Van Gogh’s First Steps today ?

[deathstars]

Here you go. This world is beautiful. Humans are beautiful. I love you

[squirrel-on-fire]

There’s a robot that has glitched out and is attacking everything. Even bunny rabbits. Which seals its fate, right? Gotta shut it down.

-Beckett, ex raider & defender of bunny rabbits.

[bluegrasskitty]

Hear me out...

Magic Man from Adventure Time. Specifically before he loses his magic & becomes Normal Man.

I know it's wrong but I think I could fix him. 😭😭😭