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criminalizegolf

> read library book

> it's good

Thank you library

fiercestpurpose

> read library book

> it's bad

Thank you library for saving me from buying it :)

official-library-posts

official library post

alolanmukbang

when you’re the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover

olreid

help the picture of her being interviewed is even funnier. live footage of me receiving anon asks

eebie

literally heartbreaking. see that crack.. he just BROKE his pussy.

yoshisnothere-deactivated202006

somewhereinthedetails217

Give em the old razal dazzel

transmechanicus

axolotine

easyvirgin-deactivated20160413

happy Thursday the 20th

askjennaflorida

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

mx-mythical-deactivated20260319

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

itsquietinsantafe2

TODAY

fangirlsaywhaat

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lassi

betchi

a really little animated black cat with giant eyes and no other discernible features

betchi

do you get it or do you not know anything

shadow-banned-the-hedgehog

zimbabwe2007-deactivated2017060

thundergrace

Thank you for being a friend.

Estelle Gettlemen: July 25, 1923 - July 22, 2008

Beatrice Arthur: May 13, 1922 - April 25, 2009

Eddi-Rue McClanahan: February 21, 1934 - June 3, 2010

Betty Marion White Ludden: January 17, 1922 - December 31, 2021

frontier001

They're Together Again...

sweetoothgirl

Black Sesame Milk

prrb

dinuguan

apocalypticwallpaper

god it’s so GOOD 🌈

hazeldomain

Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

hazeldomain

The poll winner seems to be “depends on whether you like him” which is super valid.

Mine watches fox news so “mom’s husband” it is!

brainsforbabyjesus

My family has a great way of distinguishing between a new spouse you like and new spouse you disdain!

Your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are actually a cool person, you use their first name. So if you were to introduce them they would be: Aunt Jane and Bob.

If your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are a fuckwad you introduce them as: this is Aunt Jane and her second husband. The implication being that they are very replaceable and that we’re all just waiting for her to wise up to the situation and serve you divorce papers, she did it once, she can do it again.

hazeldomain

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