sicker than yo average

[juicyvelourtracksuit]

The still shots of the inanimate objects 😂

[milpool-thrillhouse]

Who would win in a bad bitch alien fight

[hoeism-intervention]

Roger is the bad bitch of the galaxy

[ouijubell]

Okay, but Roger also can’t keep a man.

Pleackly has a man, a family, and isn’t trapped living in an attic. And to top it off - see those two tongues? Roger wishes he could.

[nesija]

oh… the tea is hot

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

this post has brought me nothing but suffering since it has entered my life

[imdope420]

[slightmood]

when u standing in line somewhere and you notice the person behind you start sneaking to the side of you

[loganlerman]

[jedavu]

[bang]

GOAT!!!!

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[beanbunz-deactivated20160331]

I paused Kung Fu Panda Holiday at the perfect moment

[dontstarvetrash-blog]

when your math teacher is moving on to the next chapter but you still don’t know anything

[untexting]

I never delete text messages just in case someone wanna start acting different… like you werent saying that March 21, 2014 at 3:57pm. 

[bodyglitter]

me: protect the bees!!!

bee: [comes near me]

me:

[teddiusra]

[imsoshive]

All bitches do is contour they nose and use the dog filter on snapchat

[imsoshive]

Nvm she called back

[kagamine-len]

I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day

[okaywork-deactivated20141118]

when you spell restaurant right on the first try

[camjamclassic]

you know when you’re motivated but like, in the wrong way?? like “i’m ready to do all my laundry and clean the whole apartment and do dishes and vacuum and -” like ok champ that’s great but why don’t we focus on those two projects due monday first

[onlytwitterpics]