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"armageddon's gettin waged on us but im-a gettin armed and dangerous"  { Semi Selective Indie Multiverse Dave Strider }

[povverstruck]

                                         ϟ POWERSTRUCK ϟ

                   ϟ A Discord-Based, Homestuck Roleplay ϟ

                  ☁ Plot // Rules // Questions // Apply ☁

[aloofshades]

{ sorry i disappeared ive been busy }

[aloofshades]

@heartprinced cont.

“Okay, well- two things to unpack here. First thing being that you are severely underestimating the tenacity sheer amount of dedication that that punk kid has for pulling stupid ass pranks. Merely thinking that he wouldn’t pull anything this late at night is the exact moment you lose in this game of wits, so jot that down.”

Dave wasn’t new to this rodeo when it came to John’s incessant attempts of japery. So can you blame the poor kid if his caution may have even seemed borderline paranoid? This was a war of attrition that he did not intend to lose.

“Secondly, how very presumptuous of you think i’m going for an aesthetic here. It’s all or nothing for me in this game of life, baby. We straight up have insomnia up in this bitch.”

Unfortunately, sleepless nights were also far too familiar for Dave’s personal liking.

[aloofshades]

windedcompassion:

    🌫𝐽𝑜ℎ𝑛;;– ‘ Oh come on! You don’t even know what grading of bullshit it even is– Or even if it’s bullshit at all. And I am not that much of an easy read! ‘ Granted, he did seem to approach the other with an overly happy attitude and a “hey Dave!” that sounded peppier than Alvin and the chipmunks. Of course he knew John’s pranking habits were kicking in today.

     ‘ Wait… Beg? ‘ He was practically bewildered for a moment. ‘ Fuck that! I’m not begging just so I can get help on a sweet gig. ‘

     Well no, okay not true. He really didn’t have anyone else that he could ask. They all said they were busy, or just a straight up no. Dave was all he got– Yet now he was going to have to grovel at his feet? Well– If John’s protest didn’t go through, he would either give up or resort to it.

“Hey, you’re the one who needs me, so it really is no skin off my dick whether you get my help or not, man.”

It was an expected reaction from John. Just as Dave is used to John’s typical routine, John was of his. And as any prideful, self-respecting human being would be, the blond’s best friend did not just take his demands while lying down. But that didn’t make it any less fun.

“Oh and because of the sass, the price for my generous services has now been raised. You also have to admit that you are, in fact, easy as fuck to read. Cause guess what Eggbutt? You are.”

[aloofshades]

Send me a sentence for my muse's reaction

"Are you even listening to me?"

"Are you even listening to yourself?"

"Are you sure they won’t find out?”

"Are you sure this is legal?”

"Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”

"Are you threatening me?"

"Be mine."

"Can you be anymore obvious?"

"Do I know you?"

"Do you love me?"

"Do you remember this?"

"Do you trust me?"

"Don’t go."

"Don’t let me die"

"Don’t look at me like that."

"Don’t make me beg.”

"Don’t you dare come near me!"

"Don’t you dare."

"Explain yourself."

"For you, I would _____"

"Give it back."

"Give me another chance."

"Have you ever even done this before?"

"How drunk are you right now?"

"I already regret this."

"I am not wearing that.”

"I can’t believe you missed that."

"I can’t do this anymore."

"I can’t even look at you."

"I could kill you!"

"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."

"I didn’t do it.""

"I didn’t know you could do that."

"I don’t want to look at you right now.”

"I guess this is goodbye.”

"I hate you."

"I have to go."

"I just want to cuddle."

"I know your secret.”

"I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”

"I love you."

"I miss you so very much."

"I missed you."

"I need a drink."

"I need a hug."

"I never really loved you."

"I owe you."

"I think I broke it."

"I think I’m falling in love with you. "

"I think I’m forgetting something."

"I think it’s broken.”

"I trust you."

"I want to be yours."

"I want to try this thing I read in a book.”

"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."

"I’ll be there in five minutes.”



”This is really inappropriate.”

"I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”

"I’m bad for you.”

"I’m dying."

"I’m going to be sick."

"I’m not speaking to you anymore."

"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."

"I’ve never heard that one before."

"If you stay quiet, no one will know.”

"Is that my shirt?"

"It was me"

"It’s so beautiful.”

"It’s time to choose.”

"Just five more minutes."

"Just go."

"Just leave me alone."

"Just let me die."

"Just relax."

"Just what did we do last night?"

"Kiss me you idiot."

"Kiss me."

"Like you even care."

"Little too late, don't you think?"

"Make me."

"Marry me?"

"My Parents don’t know"

"My parents know.""

"Never again."

"Nh, don’t be so rough!"

"No, that can’t be my baby."

"No! You can’t die on me now!"

"Obviously there is something between us."

"Of all the things i've heard, that hurt the most."

"Put it away.”

"Put your trousers on!"

"Put. The. Weapon. Down."

"Quiet, I am trying to think."

"Relax, I have a plan."

"Really?"

"Shut up and listen."

"Take responsibility."

"That isn’t mine."

"That looked easier on TV."

"That sounds painful."

"That was a bad plan."

"That’s mine!”

"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."

"They’re coming.”

"This seems familiar."

"This stays between us."

"Truth hurts, don’t it?"

"Unbelievable. I can't believe you right now."

"Very good, you had me fooled."

"Want to hear a secret?"

"We need to talk."

"We’re moving too fast.”

"Well that was unexpected."

"What are we doing here?"

"What are you afraid of?"

"What are you touching?"

"What are you?"

"What do you need?"

"What happened to you?"

"What have I done this time?"

"What if someone catches us?”

"What sort of noise was that?”

"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"

"What were you thinking?"

"Where are my clothes?"

"Where did you find this?"

"Where do you even find this sort of thing?”

"Where were you?"

"Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”

"Why are you wearing that?"

"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."

"You could have died!”

"You could have killed someone!"

"You coward."

"You don’t need to be so gentle.”

"You drive me crazy!"

"You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”

"You lied to me!"

"You mean everything to me."

"You owe me."

"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"

"You’re all out of ____."

"You’re an idiot.”

"You’re bad for me.”

"You’re dead to me."

"You’re pregnant and It’s mine"

"You’re really good at this…”

"You’re so weird.""

"You’re under arrest."

[aloofshades]

tritohandvantas:

     ✵𝑋𝑒𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑠;;– ‘ He really does! He’s one of the absolute coolest guys I’ve ever known! And now, I guess you are too– ‘

     Oh, shoot! He forgot about personal space for a moment in his excitement. Like the stranger, well, Dave as he now learned, Xefros took a step back with a bit of a shy smile and a nervous laugh. He needed to remember his manners on this one.

     ‘ I’m… I’m sorry, guess I was in over my head a little bit. ‘ His voice dialed down just a bit. ‘ It’s nice to meet you, Dave! My name’s Xefros. ‘

          “Nah, it’s cool bro. I know how absolutely overwhelmingly exciting      it must be to stand in the presence of someone, such as myself, who oozes so much raw cool energy that you could drown in it. An understandable reaction.”

                          Dave held out his fist for a greeting bump, instead of                            a handshake. You know- the way cool people do it.

          “Sick name btw. I actually have no idea what constitutes as a good     name in Troll culture but I know a troll with the name ‘Karkat’ and i don’t think                                  it can get any lamer than that poor fella.”

[aloofshades]

{whenever i write dialogue/inner monologue for dave im like goddammit does this boy ever stfu}

[aloofshades]

tritohandvantas:

@aloofshades wanted to meet the bean!

     ✵𝑋𝑒𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑠;;– ‘ Oh– Oh wow! ‘ Xefros made an almost immediate beeline over to look at Dave. More specifically, he was looking at his shades, the shades that quickly reminded him of Dammek. ‘ I’m sorry but… Those are some cool shades! My best friend has some that look just like them. You guys would probably get along really well. ‘

“Whoa dude. You’re in my breathing space.” Dave said while taking a reflexive step away from the stranger.

“Thanks though, they’re an integral piece of my totally awesome vibe. I’d even say that they’re the equivalent of some nuclear families table center piece at their annual pompous dinner party. Anyway, you’ve got a good eye, and it sounds like your friend does too.”

“The name’s Dave by the way.”

[aloofshades]

ofthcvoid:

     his rambling startled a laugh out of the tired blonde , as her brain scrambled to parse his words . with a sigh , she rested a cheek on one propped up arm , fighting off the now very apparent fatigue .

                    ❝ is it too much to ask for simpler words ?  or less of them ?  ❞

     elle blinked rapidly , struggling to keep her eyes open . shaking her head slightly , she turned to focus on dave . another moment or two , and she had somewhat of a retort ready to offer him , even with the exhaustion fogging her brain .

                    ❝ why ’ re you up this late , anyways ?  ‘ cause i really doubt you’d wake up this early WILLINGLY . ❞

“A Dave without a wave of utter bullshit spilling from his lips like a waterfall      simile less cliche than the Niagara is definitely asking for a lot. But for           you, i’ll spare the remaining brain cells you’ve yet to kill on your                           sleepless endeavor and drop the word count.” 

Even though that’s what he said, it still took all of that to give what could’ve been a simple ‘sure.’ But it’d be a crime to pass up such a perfectly layered joke by not going full rant there.

              “You’re right as hell that i’d never be waking up before         the sun though. Not up to anything in particular- Just dicking around since I wouldn’t exactly say that I get along with sleep very well.”

[aloofshades]

@windedcompassion​ cont.

“I don’t need to hear it to know that you’re getting ready to drag me into some grade-A bullshit. Your face is such a dead giveaway, dude. I can straight see the stupidity in your eyes and it screams to be released.”

“That being said-” Dave crossed his arms and a small smirk crept up on his lips. “I’d be willing to actually consider to go along with whatever asinine nonsense you’ve got planned- if you beg enough for it.”

Dave actually was never opposed to anything, as fucking around was forte. However, it was always fun to give people a hard time every now and again.

[aloofshades]

MEET THE MUSE (repost, don’t reblog)

► Name ➔ david stider ► Are you single ➔ yes ► Are you happy ➔  relatively ► Are you angry? ➔ no ► Are your parents still married ➔ never had em

NINE FACTS

► Birth Place ➔ texas ► Hair Color ➔ white/blond ► Eye Color ➔ red ► Birthday ➔ 12/03/1995 ► Mood ➔ tired ► Gender ➔ transmale ► Summer or winter ➔ summer ► Morning or afternoon ➔ afternoon

EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE

► Are you in love ➔ no ► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ nah ► Who ended your last relationship ➔ them ► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ not that im aware of ► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ who isn’t ► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ no ► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ have you seen this face? how could i not. ► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ next question

SIX CHOICES

► Love or lust ➔ lust ► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ lemonade ► Cats or Dogs ➔ gotta go with dogs ► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ just a few ► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ both ► Day or night ➔ night

FOUR HAVE YOU EVERS

► Been caught sneaking out ➔ it’s not sneaking out if no one cares anyway ► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔  despite all the warning, yes ► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ yeah ► Wanted to disappear ➔ don’t get me started

FIVE PREFERENCES

► Smile or eyes ➔ smile ► Fat or skinny ➔ yes ► Shorter or Taller ➔ shorter ► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ intelligence ► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ no preference

FAMILY

► Do you and your family get along  ➔ who are we countin’ as family here? ► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ other people have it worse i guess ► Have you ever ran away from home ➔ no ► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔  does getting locked out as a joke count?

FRIENDS

► Do you secretly hate one of your friends ➔ no ► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔ maybe some more than others but still yes ► Who is your best friend ➔  john, rose, and jade. pretty close to tz and kar too ► Who knows everything about you ➔ just my preserved specimens- but dead men can’t talk so.

Tagged by: @ofthcvoid

Tagging: @windedcompassion @vriisket @leijonsx

[aloofshades]

“ sounds like it’s made a good first impression.” //from Karkat if I can//

       “Well of course. Are you forgetting who I even am, dude?”

 For a while after they beat SBURB Dave had refused to go back to ordinary life like attending school. After all, he was a god and shouldn’t have to deal with that bullshit, right? But now boredom had finally gotten the better of the blond as he had just recently started taking classes again.

The subject in question was photography. Dave had always had an affinity for the art, but he wanted to do more than just fuck around on his own for the rest of forever. They had just had their first critique session, in which Dave’s work was wildly revived in a positive light. And now, here he stood, excitedly showing off his photos to his friend.

       “No matter what i do people love me at first sight. I’ve got    bitches hanging on my every word, no- my every breath, left and right. No one can get enough the Strider once you’ve had so much as    one of those samplers they be handin’ out in grocery stores on a                                            Saturday afternoon.”

      “I’ve been shootin’ pics since the day i could hold a camera in         my miniature baby fists, there’s no way they’d turn out bad.”

[aloofshades]

@ofthcvoid​ cont.

That’s the funny thing about time. Sometimes it passes so slowly that it’s almost soul wrenching, while other times you don’t even notice that night is just about over as you hear the birds begin to sing. It’s a bullshit fake concept anyway so Dave supposed that it didn’t really matter what time Roxy was up until.

                         ❝ Alright, that’s fair so i’ll take it.  ❞                            the blond said while moving from his spot                            in the door way to lean on a wall close by.  

    ❝  Who even goes to bed at quote, unquote normal times any more. That’s so overrated if you ask me. While other people were busy sleeping, I         studied the blade- or something that’s equally a waste of my time.  ❞

[memesfromstuff]

final fantasy xv sentence starters ( part four.)

“ name’s ___, by the way. pleasure.”

“ surely you didn’t think it’d go unnoticed?”

“ lucky for you, i have integrity.”

“ if you wanna remain incognito, i’ll respect your wish… in exchange for a favor.”

“ with stakes. if you lose, you have to ___.”

“ i’m afraid you’re out of luck.”

“ and what’s your story?”

“ i only ask you keep the recklessness to a minimum.”

“ nice, you’re being helpful for a change.”

“ not like we made much effort to keep it secret.”

“ we needn’t befriend them, but we best not make them our enemy.”

“ yeah, i know: i’m awesome.”

“ i won’t keep you in the dark.”

“ see that over there?”

“ perhaps we should find a place to rest nearby.”

“ kinda wanna go for a dip.”

“ it’s famously delicious.”

“ is this place amazing or what?!”

“ didn’t think i’d enjoy the seaside this much.”

“ sounds like it’s made a good first impression.”

“ well, they’ll not take you forth.”

“ i’m an impatient traveler.”

“ the ceasefire’s getting us nowhere.”

“ what’s this? some sort of souvenir?”

“ they make those?”

“ consider it your allowance.”

“ you believe what s/he said about ___ being closed?”

“ i’m skeptical, though i won’t discount the possibility.”

“ i say we go check it out for ourselves.”

“ hey, i knew you’d come around!”

“ lemme see your map.”

“ all you gotta do is find me some ___. like this one.”

“ guess we have to stay another night.”

“ i’ll see what i can whip up.”

“ i wish ___ would get off my back.”

“ s/he’d ease up if you could just get up in the morning.”

“ alright. crack of dawn tomorrow, we train at the beach.”

“ if you think it’ll help.”

“ oh, no doubt about it. you’ll feel like a new person.”

“ i know just the place. c’mon.”

“ so, what’re we gonna do exactly?”

“ we’re going for a run. nice and simple.”

“ try saying that when your lungs are ripe to burst.”

“ sand’s tough to run on. there’s no better way to improve stamina.”

“ to make it interesting, what say we race?”

“ then i can’t lose, can i?”

“ hey! you trying to lose?”

“ piece of cake.”

“ hey, you’re not doing so bad.”

“ make sure you act nice and smug when you see him / her / them.”

“ even if that’s all you take from this, that’s good enough for me.”

“ good hustle out there.”

[aloofshades]

{ hey i really wanna rp dave again so lms if youre an active hs rp blog please! }

[aloofshades]

 karkiinos:

  “ A real human boy ” – Those words resonated inside his mind, it was simply difficult to imagine his friends living a regular life ( the one they were supposed to have ), just as difficult as it was to assimilate at first that the game was already OVER.

     CG: SCHOOL? WOW THAT SOUNDS LAME      CG: WHO WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT THE ALMIGHTY “COOLKID” WOULD END UP DOING PUNY HUMAN ACTIVITIES. 

  Perhaps it was due to the fact that during their session, there were moments in which Karkat doubted they would make it, and the hopes of having a life outside the game were nothing more than distant dreams. ( or at least, he wouldn’t live enough to see their epilogues )

    CG: ALTERNIA     CG: I MEAN, THE NEW ONE: REMASTERED TRASH.      CG: A LESS FUCKED UP VERSION OF THE ORIGINAL.

  Needless to say, being a major part of the rebuild of a whole civilization was not how he expected his life to be after the game.

    CG: A LOT HAS CHANGED     CG: AND TRUST ME, TRYING TO SUMMARIZE ALL OF IT WOULD BE A PAIN IN THE ASS FOR BOTH OF US     CG: SO LET’S JUST SAY THAT IN LESS THAN A SOLAR SWEEP I HAVE BEEN MORE BUSY THAT IN THE WHOLE METEOR TRIP WE HAD. 

TG: its pretty anticlimactic i know

            [Dave actually hated how normal his life was in             comparison to what it was. That’s not to say he             enjoyed the traumatizing events of the game but it             just felt wrong. It was incredibly hard to just return             to how it was and left him feeling a little... empty,             for lack of a better word.]

TG: that isnt exactly a good comparison because let’s get real here, that meteor trip was just a bunch of fucking around.

            [The meteor trip... that was honestly one of the few             good things that came out of that whole farce. Three             amazing years of peace. And what’s more is that he             actually got to hang out with Karkat and be around him.             Dave wouldn’t be able to describe how much he missed             physically being around his friends, let alone Karkat.             And now that they were on two completely different planets             it was very likely that they would never be around each             other again and that was hard for Dave to accept/] TG: is it a good change at least? itd be pretty lame if not after all thats happened TG: i would know since im living that first hand

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change /LOL