@windedcompassion cont.
“I don’t need to hear it to know that you’re getting ready to drag me into some grade-A bullshit. Your face is such a dead giveaway, dude. I can straight see the stupidity in your eyes and it screams to be released.”
“That being said-” Dave crossed his arms and a small smirk crept up on his lips. “I’d be willing to actually consider to go along with whatever asinine nonsense you’ve got planned- if you beg enough for it.”
Dave actually was never opposed to anything, as fucking around was forte. However, it was always fun to give people a hard time every now and again.












