Hi, I'm Scott.

EST. 1st May, 2016, reopened 29th May, 2018 "My name is Scott Lang. I'm Ant-Man...yadda yadda yadda. You've heard it all before. Truth is, I've always been kind of a lousy super hero. And before that, I was a failed criminal, a convict, and a terrible husband. Not much of a resumé even if you do print it single-sided, I guess. But I got this little girl here--and I am going to do right by her. I am gonna be a good dad. I pull that off? I'm calling it a win."- Scott Lang [Independent MCU based Scott Lang with some 616 influence. Please read rules and about page. Icons from uncowardlylion]

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emeraldhellfire‌:

( ✉ → sms | ???) Ahhh so not a boyfriend.  ( ✉ → sms | ???) That makes it harder to kick him to the curb for being an ass ( ✉ → sms | ???)  But you should definitely tell him he's being a crappy business partner. ( ✉ → sms | ???)  And that he owes you steak. 

[ sms  → not luis] no, no definitely not.  [ sms  → not luis] it does, sadly. though sometimes it’s tempting. [ sms  → not luis] steak does sound like a fair trade for all the electrical stuff he’s messed up this week. [ sms  → not luis] just this week, mind you. beyond that? he might owe me a whole cow.

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[sixtymilesaway]

- Scott Lang, Ant-Man -

My name is Scott Lang. I’m Ant-Man…yadda yadda yadda. You’ve heard it all before. Truth is, I’ve always been kind of a lousy super hero. And before that, I was a failed criminal, a convict, and a terrible husband. Not much of a resumé even if you do print it single-sided, I guess. But I got this little girl here–and I am going to do right by her. I am gonna be a good dad. I pull that off? I’m calling it a win.

[simplymaterial]

can I love you? would it be alright?

[trbulent-deactivated20190625]

#an idiot and a suit

[pansysunicorn-deactivated201701]

I’m a sucker for ships where Person A is damaged and Person B is their salvation, and when you look closer, you find that Person B is damaged, as well, just in a less obvious/volatile way, and Person A is their salvation right back.

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glapagoseguac‌:

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@emeraldhellfire from X:

( ✉ → sms | ???) I think you’ve got the wrong number. ( ✉ → sms | ???) But for what it’s worth, Luis sounds like an asshole. ( ✉ → sms | ???) Go you for putting your foot down. ( ✉ → sms | ???) You don’t have to take that crap. Be your own person! ( ✉ → sms | ???) Tell that jerk you’re worth more than that, and then make him take you out for steak before you dump him.

[ sms  → not luis] kind of a terrible business partner at the moment. [ sms  → not luis] not going to get too far into that with a stranger. [ sms  → not luis] sorry. nothing against you. [ sms  → not luis] i’d definitely dump his after a steak dinner, but there’s only so much I can do towards this company right now.

[alousysuperhero]

I’m here. I’m queer. We’re ready to kick our asses in gear. Let’s do this.

[aiswariyaj-archived]

[plasticsparkphotos]

“I thought my house was tacky. Seriously, who puts up Christmas lights in October?”

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‘ no, no! he’s a good zombie. ‘

"In case you weren't aware, 'good' and 'zombie' aren't words that go together. Kind of like 'sardines' and 'peanut butter', but not quite as messed up." Scott pointed at the screen, "And, in case you missed it, he still ate, like, six people before he even met what's her name!"

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If you are a proud trans or nonbinary mun / person / roleplay, please reblog this ! Even if the character you write isn’t trans ! Support trans people and the trans/nb community ! Cis muns please do not reblog this version of the post !

trans/nonbinary characters and muses version here

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Popping over to mobile, but hit that heart for a mobile thing.

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Give this a like and I’ll put a dork in your inbox.

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busy editing the blog and info that I’ve been working on the last few weeks. feel free to distract me a bit, as long as you lemme now who you are.