It's funnier in enochian.

Hi, my name is Alison, and I'm the Alpha! I'm 26 and living in Swansea in Wales. I will love my pug Peppa forever (💔09/06 - 07/17💔). I have a gorgeous GSDxRETRIEVER named Kirabear & an awesome boyfriend called Shawn. Sterek is my master ship, and boy oh boy will I go down with it!

[whumpster-dumpster]

Character A tilting Character B’s chin up to get a better look at their face and the evidence of the fight. A delicately thumbs away the streak of blood by B’s mouth, saying nothing as they examine it. After a brief pause, B’s heart skips a nervous beat as A looks them dead in the eyes. Their voice is quiet and tense, their anger barely restrained.

“Who did this to you?”

[counterpunches]

#i am a weak and simple woman okay

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[mob-apoca-lips]

Um, absolutely.

[tuvs00]

When the characters are Enemies

[arcshive]

[unicornmish]

[merrynn]

[womenofshadowhunters]

girlfriends who deserve the world

[bettybrants]

[pirategf]

fucking obliterated 

[nightofthecreeps]

Mini Rey and Mini Kylo Meet the Cast

[satyriconmp3]

[ball-hard-in-miklagard]

This is what journalistic integrity looks like. Don’t @me CNN

[aliciavikander]

It is one night bodyguarding your very best friend in the whole wide world.

[mmthemayoarts]

My first comic in 2020 bein’ a lame butt joke? It’s more likely than you think

[stilessderek]

don’t be such a sourwolf ♡

[alpha-alison-katherine]

So I kinda did this...

[alpha-alison-katherine]

Today I made home made Cawl from scratch, and it tasted pretty good even if I do say so myself!

[alpha-alison-katherine]

[jeanqrey]

It’s my disguise.

[voidscorner]

You know what? My problem with the way crowley walks is that he's both trying REALLY REALLY hard to look cool™ and at the same time he can't walk AT ALL

Look at how crossed his legs are

This is how a snake who's not supposed to have legs walks

[captain-snark]

He’s made of overcooked noodles crammed into tight pants. 

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Men in Black (1997) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld