The Alpha Garden

The Grand Canyon is Bullshit

[amazoogle]

insane. you could just do this to someone

[wanderinghalo27]

Shout out to one of the funniest sports graphics I've ever seen

[treecitysessions]

These two having a normal one in babymetal’s youtube comment section

[heymedley]

literally tumblr

[batshit-auspol]

Here's our most requested item: Bob Katter's same-sex marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory

Follow for more Batshit Moments in Australian politics!

[hannbl]

[chrollo-tw]

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

[kermitlesbian]

fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams

[probablybadrpgideas]

Every time you get a Nat 1, something bad happens to Mike Donati.

He's just some guy somewhere. You don't know him, and he doesn't know why he gets these random bursts of bad luck.

Sad but true.

[alpha-garden]

If you do this, it will probably take two sessions before your players are more invested in Mike than the campaign you spent all your time planning.

[gauntletqueen]

Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot

[skarchomp]

(obviously hungover film class teacher, wheeling in the overhead projector) okay everyone today we're just gonna do some quadratic equations

[stromcuzewon]

this is probably my favorite tiktok of all time and I finally got around to showing it to my dad the other day and now he comes home every day and tells me about all the places he saw crumbling concrete and says "guess they didn't add enough chinchilla flakes"

[thatdisasterauthor]

My dad has worked in construction is whole life, primarily with a company that does concrete foundations, and I immediately sent him this back when I first found it on TikTok, and he IMMEDIATELY shared it with everyone he worked with. They apparently still quote it on his job sites to this day.

[april]

xkit can't save you from this one. sorry.

[zedogica]

sometimes ill go onto jackbox.tv, name myself "SCARY GHOST" and just type random codes in until i find a game and then just vote randomly

[halzra]

I found a program someone uploaded to GitHub that finds open room codes. The FAQ is killing me

[legallybrunettedotcom]

as a lover of information since i was a child, the concept of "useless knowledge" never sat right with me. they should re-name trivia to something else. essentials.

[alpha-garden]

esoterica

[probablybadrpgideas]

Crafting and smithing takes real time. Your enchanted sword finishes forging in six real world weeks.

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[alpha-garden]

So it'll be ready in the next session?

[the-shrimp-alchemist]

love this guy. sometimes i wonder what he was thinking during those years.

[stuffedeggplants]

I love medieval travelogues where the author casually mentions seeing "big frogs" or something in the Nile river, followed by an irritated comment about how the locals bodily prevented the author from seeing these big frogs up close.

The big frogs, doing their best to be innocent and frog-like, they would never hurt anyone, certainly not: 🌴🐊🐊🐊🌊

[stuffedeggplants]

"So they call it a 'crocodile' but it's basically a giant frog. ANYWAY, about the hydrology..."

"I was amazed at such lack of manners, I was just trying to look at the crocodile."

Large frogs deprived of lunch yet again. Very sad to be a frog.