The Alpha Garden

The Grand Canyon is Bullshit

[json-derulo]

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

[captain-price-returns]

Him getting smaller and smaller as he walks up to the truck is some real Peter Jackson The Lord of the Rings forced perspective movie magic

[voldemo]

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

[voldemo]

its like ive never seen herbivore

[ezekestiel]

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

[wikicamp2]

[amazoogle]

insane. you could just do this to someone

[wanderinghalo27]

Shout out to one of the funniest sports graphics I've ever seen

[treecitysessions]

These two having a normal one in babymetal’s youtube comment section

[heymedley]

literally tumblr

[batshit-auspol]

Here's our most requested item: Bob Katter's same-sex marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory

Follow for more Batshit Moments in Australian politics!

[hannbl]

[chrollo-tw]

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

[kermitlesbian]

fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams

[probablybadrpgideas]

Every time you get a Nat 1, something bad happens to Mike Donati.

He's just some guy somewhere. You don't know him, and he doesn't know why he gets these random bursts of bad luck.

Sad but true.

[alpha-garden]

If you do this, it will probably take two sessions before your players are more invested in Mike than the campaign you spent all your time planning.

[gauntletqueen]

Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot

[skarchomp]

(obviously hungover film class teacher, wheeling in the overhead projector) okay everyone today we're just gonna do some quadratic equations

[stromcuzewon]

this is probably my favorite tiktok of all time and I finally got around to showing it to my dad the other day and now he comes home every day and tells me about all the places he saw crumbling concrete and says "guess they didn't add enough chinchilla flakes"

[thatdisasterauthor]

My dad has worked in construction is whole life, primarily with a company that does concrete foundations, and I immediately sent him this back when I first found it on TikTok, and he IMMEDIATELY shared it with everyone he worked with. They apparently still quote it on his job sites to this day.

[april]

xkit can't save you from this one. sorry.

[zedogica]

sometimes ill go onto jackbox.tv, name myself "SCARY GHOST" and just type random codes in until i find a game and then just vote randomly

[halzra]

I found a program someone uploaded to GitHub that finds open room codes. The FAQ is killing me