🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 TERFs, radfems, etc will be blocked on sight. My trans brothers, sisters, and siblings deserve the world.
🚫💵 If we’re not mutuals, do not ask me for money.
🚫❓NO ASKS with questions about the Carnitasaga™️/Chipotle post. No exceptions; I will block you instantly.
🚫🛟 I’m an adult. As such, I sometimes post or reblog adult-oriented things, and I don’t currently tag them. No lifeguard on duty; swim at your own risk.
🚫🙈My dash is my happy place on the internet. I use filters and the block button to keep it that way, instead of making it everyone else’s problem by starting fights with strangers or screeching about DNI criteria. You’re entitled to your own opinions! But I do unfollow people, including beloved mutuals, who frequently shit-talk the things I enjoy (unless it’s tagged—more on that below).
🏷️ Commonly-used tags, sideblog directory, and more under the cut:
#tobylr - Pics of my dog.
#json whatsnewlo - Asks.
#json dequeuelo - Queued posts, 24 hours a day.
#json deJSON - Posts about programming/work.
#json deventlo - Vent posts.
#tumblr recipe exchange - Send an ask with a recipe, get one of mine in return.
#muted - My greatest hits (derogatory).
#taylor swift - (Mostly moved to sideblog @taylorssourdoughstarter).
#jet lag the game - (Mostly moved to sideblog @thanks4kickinit).
#writing - (Moved to sideblog, ask me.)
To keep my notifications tab usable and my site experience pleasant, I mute all of my posts/reblogs if/when they get more than 200 notes. I'm sorry, but this does mean I didn't see your brilliant reblog.
🏷️🙈 I filter the tag #json dontlooko . You’re welcome to use it for anything you don’t want me to see (shit-talking me, being misogynistic about Taylor Swift fans, planning my surprise birthday party, etc). Or don’t! That’s fine, too! Just don't be surprised if I unfollow you.
I also filter a number of other tags and content strings, both to minimize inbox spam and to keep things off my dash that I'd rather not see without unfollowing the beloved mutuals who reblog them. Unfortunately, this does sometimes mean asks from well-meaning people containing those strings of text are blocked from my view, and I have no way of working around that limitation. If you sent me something nice, I'm not intentionally ignoring you! I promise! Sometimes I just can't see it because I've filtered the name of the blorbo in your URL. (And sometimes I can see your ask, and want to reply, but it just takes me a bit.)
Okay! If you actually read all of this, send me an ask or DM with your favorite heart emoji and I’ll give you a limited-edition Shiny Toby.
I once had a dream I was helping a colleague find his birth father (he’s not adopted afaik) and the trail lead us to mickey mouse. I was mostly disappointed he had evaded child support all those years because he clearly had the money for it.
sounds like a toskovat dream for sure:
I can't decide what's better: the fragrance notes or the reviews
It's been a while since my last MET Gala post, hope you like it as much as the other ones! All credits below.
Zendaya wearing a McQueen SS 2007 hat by Philip Treacy and vintage Galliano for Givenchy SS 1996 gown | Roses by Henri Fantin-Latour, 1884
Tyla wearing a custom Balmain gown covered in sand by Olivier Rousteing | Rock formation sculpted by the wind in the White Desert in Al Farafrah, Egypt
Did you know that stick bugs can regrow limbs as they molt???? I saw one yesterday (not limbless) and had to poke it to make sure it wasn't just a weird stick, even though it was in a place where sticks aren't usually. 10/10 camoflauge
this is the most bug-related thing I have:
it's one of two summer-appropriate gourmands that I flip between for most of the year. basically photorealistic honey + cinnamon and rum, yet even in the heat it never turns cloying on me. my mom always compliments it so it's become my signature "visiting my parents' place" fragrance. be warned, though, it does seem to attract actual bees
I am procrastinating many things, so anons are on for the night. put a random fact about you or a secret or something in my inbox and I'll assign you a fragrance from my dragon's hoard
edit: woweeee I need to go to bed so I'm turning anons back off. if you sent one and I haven't answered it yet I will do my best to get to it tomorrow!
Never in my life have I smoked or vaped, but ever since I've been on T, my mind craves it. For months I've had dreams where I try desperately to get my hands on a ciggy but for some reason it needs to be in secret. I can't just buy a pack, I have to steal one and then get some time alone, but something always comes up and I never get my smoko. There was a single dream where I got close, I snuck to a rooftop with my prize, but I panicked and ate it whole instead of smoking it. It tasted like loose leaf vanilla bourbon black tea.
I'm crying laughing??? I was hoping someone would give me a reason to hand out this one and I truly can't think of a more fitting recipient for it
it smells like having rum-drunk filthy sweaty desperate ashamed clothes-on sex with the gingerbread man from shrek
fun fact about me: im still learning how to paint with watercolors properly :)
there is something very funny about getting one asker who is a professional landscape painter and another who is learning watercolors. I'm happy for both of you
I am procrastinating many things, so anons are on for the night. put a random fact about you or a secret or something in my inbox and I'll assign you a fragrance from my dragon's hoard
edit: woweeee I need to go to bed so I'm turning anons back off. if you sent one and I haven't answered it yet I will do my best to get to it tomorrow!
okay so who else is up thinking about “and you’d be standing in my front porch light / and i knew you’d come back to me” and “came back when it mattered / i saw you, standing there in the light of the window / wearing that same smile / man, it’s been a while / but i knew it, i knew you”
'seven' being about feeling like you've lost your younger self, wondering if you'll ever find that version of you that could be happy just swinging high over the creek, and 'i knew it, i knew you' being about feeling like that past version of you just moseyed back into your life like no time has passed, nothing was lost.
TaylorSwift: Writing this song felt like a musical departure and coming home at the same time. Creating something for Jessie was a new challenge and also felt like second nature all at once. And being a @/toystory kid from the age of 5 til now… is an adventure I plan to be on, to infinity and beyond.
Thank you to the brilliant Andrew Stanton for imagining me for this, all those years ago when you wrote this newest film. Thank you to the incomparable @/RandyNewman or the gorgeous sonic tapestry of songs and scores you’ve meticulously woven over the years. You created the Toy Story musical world, and we are lucky to get to live in it.
By we, I mean myself and my pal @/jackantonoff. We wrote this with so much adoration for these characters that made us laugh and helped us learn lessons and think outside the backyard all throughout our childhoods. “I Knew It, I Knew You” from Toy Story 5 is out everywhere now. 🤠🐴
