🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 TERFs, radfems, etc will be blocked on sight. My trans brothers, sisters, and siblings deserve the world.
🚫💵 If we’re not mutuals, do not ask me for money.
🚫❓NO ASKS with questions about the Carnitasaga™️/Chipotle post. No exceptions; I will block you instantly.
🚫🛟 I’m an adult. As such, I sometimes post or reblog adult-oriented things, and I don’t currently tag them. No lifeguard on duty; swim at your own risk.
🚫🙈My dash is my happy place on the internet. I use filters and the block button to keep it that way, instead of making it everyone else’s problem by starting fights with strangers or screeching about DNI criteria. You’re entitled to your own opinions! But I do unfollow people, including beloved mutuals, who frequently shit-talk the things I enjoy (unless it’s tagged—more on that below).
🏷️ Commonly-used tags, sideblog directory, and more under the cut:
#tobylr - Pics of my dog.
#json whatsnewlo - Asks.
#json dequeuelo - Queued posts, 24 hours a day.
#json deJSON - Posts about programming/work.
#json deventlo - Vent posts.
#tumblr recipe exchange - Send an ask with a recipe, get one of mine in return.
#muted - My greatest hits (derogatory).
#taylor swift - (Mostly moved to sideblog @taylorssourdoughstarter).
#jet lag the game - (Mostly moved to sideblog @thanks4kickinit).
#writing - (Moved to sideblog, ask me.)
To keep my notifications tab usable and my site experience pleasant, I mute all of my posts/reblogs if/when they get more than 200 notes. I'm sorry, but this does mean I didn't see your brilliant reblog.
🏷️🙈 I filter the tag #json dontlooko . You’re welcome to use it for anything you don’t want me to see (shit-talking me, being misogynistic about Taylor Swift fans, planning my surprise birthday party, etc). Or don’t! That’s fine, too! Just don't be surprised if I unfollow you.
I also filter a number of other tags and content strings, both to minimize inbox spam and to keep things off my dash that I'd rather not see without unfollowing the beloved mutuals who reblog them. Unfortunately, this does sometimes mean asks from well-meaning people containing those strings of text are blocked from my view, and I have no way of working around that limitation. If you sent me something nice, I'm not intentionally ignoring you! I promise! Sometimes I just can't see it because I've filtered the name of the blorbo in your URL. (And sometimes I can see your ask, and want to reply, but it just takes me a bit.)
Okay! If you actually read all of this, send me an ask or DM with your favorite heart emoji and I’ll give you a limited-edition Shiny Toby.
O scent wizard, 🅱️lease help an anosmic astrayan. Probably my life time favourite scent is Elizabeth and James Nirvana Black. Since it was discontinued I'm wearing Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille. Can you recommend an analogous scent that won't cost me a month's mortgage repayment per bottle? 🫶🏼
🔮 let's see. I've never smelled Nirvana Black, but according to Fragrantica, this is the most similar thing currently available, and sephora seems to have a 10ml bottle for $35:
but in case that doesn't work out, let's consider some other options that are similar to Tobacco Vanile, which I actually do have a sample of. By The Fireplace in particular is one of my all-time favorites (though I save it for cold weather). while MM isn't cheap, you can sometimes (I think seasonally) find the large 3.4oz bottles for under $100 through Costco's website
i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names
my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them
the worst architectural digest apartment tour videos are the ones where some waspy nepo baby or banking vice president is showing you around a 600 sqft perfectly soulless space that they gave someone else an infinite budget to design, construct, and furnish because they have no taste of their own and will barely ever live in it anyway. the best architectural digest apartment tour videos are the ones where a queer person is like "the built-in shelving was made for me by a grindr hookup who happens to build houseboats, and my coffee table is actually an antique door that I found in a dumpster in 1993. yeah, the toilet is in the kitchen, but that's new york, y'know? I can multitask by shitting while I'm waiting for my toast to pop up. oh, and I sleep in a little shoebox that stows away under the sofa so there's plenty of room for entertaining"
I can't quite put my finger on it...but maybe...you might support the gays. Possibly. Its hard to tell.
*rainbow gif here*
I've been sitting on this ask for four days because every time I open my askbox and see it I start laughing. it's like the homophobic dachsund "I know what you are" meme in reverse
I can't quite put my finger on it...but maybe...you might support the gays. Possibly. Its hard to tell.
*rainbow gif here*
I've been sitting on this ask for four days because every time I open my askbox and see it I start laughing. it's like the homophobic dachsund "I know what you are" meme in reverse
Yes! That’s intentional! Obviously it can be for general LGBT+ pride, but it can totally also be for HIV/AIDS pride as well!
I’m considering maybe going for a different symbol for the rainbow flag since I’m not HIV positive myself; I can see combining the biohazard symbol with the rainbow pride flag being appropriative/distasteful, but I hope the positivity/pride intentions are at least blindingly obvious
