Ok I had this one in my notes for a while.
For this short fanfic itâll be about how the racers wanna go to tappers. Sounds easy? Right? Well thatâs not the case for Saturdayâs now. Tappers recently went to the internet and bought stacks upon stacks of barrels filled with soda, fruit drinks, sparkling water, Mocktails, energy drinks, sweetened tea, coffee, and best of all, Alcohol, Cocktails and REAL BEERS. Itâs because heâs been wanting to switch up the place; give it life by buying those barrels for the amount of money heâs been saving up over the years and once he heard about the internet. Everybody got excited; that is everyone whoâs programmed as an adult is excited. Today is going to be a special event at 10pm for the new drinks. Some of racers are even are curious and want to experiment with the beer like Vanellope while others like Jubileena just want some good old root beers or the other offerings Tappers has. They even devised a plan to get in but is it really worth the risk to sneak in Tappers to try these drinks out? Trigger warning: Alcoholism, kissing, and worst of all SWEARINGGG.
Tappers in front of the entrance âNo.â he said in a serious tone. Everyone shouted in unison, âWHAT?!?â Tappers leans, âYou kids arenât going to even step a foot into this place. Especially! When every character is in there is drunk right now.â Vanellope steps forward and starts pouting. âCome on we want to try the new drinks! If Ralph was here he would say-â âNo. He wouldnât even agree with you so whatâs the point? Besides kid I know your possibly going to tell me your actually 18 or whatever when I know your schemes. Since heâs in there right now..â Tappers point in the background; Ralph is taking off his overalls and shirt and start twirling around while running around and shouting, âI NEVER FELT SO ALIVE!!!â Then fell on the floor faced flat and hit it so hard he let out a fart. Felix in all slurred manner said, âRalph! Ralph get up man. Youâre scarring the ladies away!â The racers started looking at them but Tappers then turned their attention to him, âDo me a favor and just go back to your game. I have enough trouble taking care of these guys and frankly I donât want to take care of you guys either so just go! if your game had another update or something. I could let you in but for now or even forever, Your not welcomed.â Vanellope points a finger up. âBut-â âGoodbye!â He turns around and goes to serves everyone what they came for. He leaves a security guard to make sure they donât get in; that security guard is none other then Ken from street fighter standing him his place.
Vanellope turns around and tells the group, âHeâs right letâs go back to our game. Guess we arenât getting any of those drinks.â She tries to reach the door and accidentally opens the closet, she finds Qbert passed out from all the beer he took. She wakes him up by poking him and asks the orange thing why heâs there and maybe see if heâs able to get them in there. Qbert said and quote,
â?$!+Âżâ which translates to âWHERE AM I!?!â
None of them speak Qbertese but Sticky was the one who was picked to translate and entered the closet with Vanellope while Ken is at the gate; starring all the racers down except the ones who just entered the closet. Itâs because he was SO focused at starring at them that within 2 minutes he managed to black out for a second before snapping back to reality.
The cyan recolor went up and asked Qbert about how to get in. Qbert responded with a full reasonable answer that I, the author canât put into detail but in a short term fashion, âNo.â itâs simply due to Qbert not wanting to get in trouble, if he were to help them and even be responsible for their actions if he was involved. Sticky starts translating to her friend; both argued for leewayâs to get around this but Qbert exited out and went back inside the club. Meanwhile Sticky got a notification on her flip phone, it was a message from her sister. Ken basically kicked everybody's butts out because they were taking up space but their in game central station waiting for them to come back and are thinking of devising an actual plan instead of walking in there like fucking idiots. When everybody was there Jubileena and Rancis started arguing about Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson because one of the singers songs was playing in the background of Tappers before they left, both are fans of that one of those singers; one then had to bring up the incident of 2004 that in turn caused bickering about whoâs in the right and whoâs in the wrong.
Rancis yells at the girl who has better defense, âLook Jubi I hope you realize from today that sheâs irrelevant and no one cares about her anymore!â Jubi strikes back, âDoesnât matter sheâs making a resurgence! I tell you sheâs better than what that creep did to her on live television! I hope YOU realize that creep you love so much is a terrible guy, he shouldnât have the love and praise of a good singer! Especially to what he did to poor beautiful Britney.â Rancis snapped back, âOh! OH!!! You want to call Justin a creep?! WHAT ABOUT HER BROTHER? MOST KNOWN FOR BEING WEIRD AROUND KIDS??â âTHAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HER!â Jubileena yells back. "Hey both you. Stop it. The girls just came back!" Minty yelled to snap them out of this useless argument.
"Any luck onto getting inside of there?" said Minty as she crosses her arms. "Nothing." replayed her sister as she looks up at her after looking defeated, she sighs. "Guess we should just go back home and just drink our root beer over there." "EW! Why would we want to go back home and drink the root beer over there? Tappers has a taste to his root beer that no other cabinet can offer. I say we keep trying." Retorts Gloyd, "Since I made a plan into sneaking inside of there."
"What are you going to do? Make a fake ID while still looking like yourself?" said Crumbelina. "No? I wasn't- I.. mmmphh I'll keep thinking about it." The prankster looks back all grumpy and starches his head for a better plan.
"I know! We should do a trojan horse while entering the place." said Sakura excitingly, "Like dress up like a horse?" questioned Taffyta, "No, like she's saying we should like get on top of another and be a tall man in a trench coat." Sticky said while sticking her finger up. "How about we all go home." Snowanna mumbled under her breath. "We can all go another day you know? It's not as if everyone in there is like you know. Like drinking allll of drinks in there." Candlehead points out.
Everyone bickered on what they should do now. Vanellope looks at her phone and sees a video Felix sent her. Ralph is fucking chugging a whole barrel of the sparkling water in there while the crowd shouts, "CHUG CHUG CHUG!" The camera switches to Zangief and he's also chugging a whole barrel of Vodka while also getting cheered on.
Vanellope quickly gets everybody's attention by shouting, "GUYS!" Everyone turns to her and hears her out, "Ok, clearly some of us want to drink those new beverages in Tappers. And some of us don't. *Claps her hands* SO how about we do a poll. Who ever wants to go inside with me will stay here in game central station to devise a plan. SOOO raise em' cuz clearly we don't have that much time."
The ones who raises their hands is Gloyd, and Swizzle. Gloyd looks around and gets angry, he puts his hand down "Oh come on you guys don't wanna go now? I already have the plan thought out! This is like gonna be our first time to drink something outside of what we're usually used to!" He looks at Crumbs, Torvald, and his own girlfriend, Candlehead. "C'mon Crumbelina, you can help ussss. Don't you want to join in the adventure??" "Boy, I don't wanna break a nail over there. Their like costly now and days! That whole game is filled with the adults that are clearly not in control of themselves or powers." Crumbs says as she ate that defense up. Gloyd looks around, "Ok then miss "I'm lazy" What about you Torvald?" "What about me?"
"Are you going to join me and everybody else?" Gloyd begs. "Yeah. I'll go."
"REALLY?!" His face lights up. "Yeah, just so I can see your plan fail and I enjoy the view." Everyone laughs, Gloyd doesn't. In all of this he walks and gets on one knee and hold Candlehead hands with his face looking like a pleading puppy. "Candles. My love, My cupcake, My everything. Will you join me with these two to get drinks? As we risk our lives just to try them?" Candlehead sadly shakes her head. "No, Pumpkin. I love you but I won't join you. I really WANT to join you but what I really NEED right now is my weed. I'm content with that than Alcoholism, it's just not for me, but if you are going to drink. Please only drink once. I don't MY pumpkin becoming someone he isn't." Everyone has a shocked face seeing how Candlehead made a very mature take on this situation. Gloyd accepts the response with no question or retaliation. "Well I guess my last option to ask about this whole thing and that I wanted to save for a special occasion but ugh guess I have no choice, Rancis." He points at him, "Time for you to pay up that solid you owe me." He smirks at the guy whose dressed in all brown. "Wha?? Why do you have to bring up here??" He questions as he yelps in GCS, where no one else is there but the teens. "Dude stop being a pussy. You clearly have to pay up that's the rule." The orange racer crosses his arms. "But not HERE?"
"What was the solid?" Minty asks while everybody else crowds around the two guys. "Fine, you can tell the story just be serious when telling it." Rancis looks sharply at him. "MMMM Basically-" "Oh my GOD."
"I helped him while his kart was stuck on the road." He grabs him around his arms. "That's it?" Nougetsia gets all confused. "That's what you've complaining about?" "NAH there's more to the story. As I picked up his kart, he was frustratedly sad and even cold because he in the coldest part of the game and he cried about how he didn't felt manly enough to handle all of that heavy work by fixing his kart. He kept getting mad when I tried to help him because he didn't want to be seen as a wimpy. Rancis more or less looked like a sad meerkat on the road during that exchange. When he broke down I, of course reassured him about his masculinity; I gave him my jacket because no man should freeze himself for not being able to prove himself as a tough dude. And that's the end of the story of how Rancis owes me when I helped him out during the cold open road." Everyone awed at the story. Gloyd lets go of him until Minty pats Rancis in the back, "Dude, your manly enough as you are. Who or what made you think that way about yourself?" The peanut butter racer replies. "Some of the characters in the arcade, even the gamers called me the vain boy who has no muscles on his bones. That I only hang out with girls because their more manly than me as I flee like a bitch. Or how I like I'm not strong enough to face a true man and I can only pick fights with girls who are weaker than me." Taffyta puts a hand in her friends shoulder. "Those stupid characters and gamers bitch about anything. Those assholes don't got anything to do so like don't listen to those losers. Your better than them. Physically and mentally." Rancis smiles, "Thanks. You guys. Well girls, as I should say? Maybe tonight I can go up there and show them who's boss." Everyone cheers. The glitch goes up to him and hugs him by the back, she whispers to his ear, "I know how that feels you know, being mocked for something you can't really change about yourself." "Yep, I'm still sorry for how we treated you."
"Why you making this about me?" The president asks. "I..well.uhmm. I just wanted to let you know about-uhm..." He blushes as he trip up his words. "Jeez Rancy, I'm just joshing with you. I still forgive you and everyone. But seriously your manly to me." She teases him by grabbing his arms to feel his muscles. "See?" "Hey that tickles." He chuckles. She stops the little thing they were doing and gets everyone back on track.
"So that means the rest of ya'll are in?" Vanellope stands all mighty to hear the answer be blurred out from the crowd.
"FUCK NO." The ones who didn't raise their hands all lock in when they were chatting while those two were lollygagging. "Bitch. You crazy for thinking we would join you guys after that sad story. Like sure that was sad but we ain't gonna risk getting in a giant ass mosh pit filled with adults that are drunk out of their mind." Adora said all of that in a serious tone. "I have a better way to end this day. How about everyone comes to my house and we can make some ice cream cake and our own non-acholic drinks!" When those words came out of her mouth everybody carries Adorabeezle in agreement. Back to their sugary game they go.
The ones who changed their minds stayed. Minty stands there crossing her arms like an official render PNG. Nougetsia stays because she doesn't want to deal with the dirty dishes her sister is going to make when being there. And finally Jubileena who looks as if she was going to stay, wasn't. Jubi looks at her boyfriend, like her eyes alone is telling him she doesn't want him to go because it wouldn't be fun without him. Swizzle goes to her, looks back at his friends. "So your going to stay with them?" Jubi looks at him in a innocent pout when holding his hands. "Pretty much. But don't worry." He whispers to her ear, "I'll be the one who'll be sober for them." She giggles as she whispers back to him, "Swizzy, I didn't know you were such a hunk. If anything I just wanna kiss your face." Swizzle grabs her closer to flirt back but to hear her clearly, "But *Sigh* Alas that'll have to wait once you come back." She kisses him in the cheek. "I'll be waiting for you. My knight~" She says all of this as she walks away.
"I will...." Swizzle whispers to himself when seeing his girlfriend walk away.
"On second thought I wanna be with her. Sorry, it's just she's sooooo" The Swizz starts to drool while looking at her. Gloyd but just everyone by this point gets annoyed. "GO." They all say in unison. Swizzle wipes his drool while running to her and carries her back to their game. "You owe me one this time dude don't for get that!" The orange racer raises his fist yelling at his best friend. "What a simp." The president said in a despising manner.
Once their at the little seating that'll take them to the game I can't bother to call it by it's accurate name. The orange racer explains his plan that'll happen in there. "Ok so like Swizzle was initially going to hold down the fort with you." He point at Minty. "But now since he's out that leaves you and Rancis to like hold down the fort." Rancis raises his hand, Gloyd nods. "What's the fort exactly?" "Oh basically the door where I'll put Ken in."
"Ohhh okay, okay, um from what I'm hearing is that you and I do mean you, are going to make the 5'9, buff man that weighs around 168 lbs to a small closet door. By fighting himmm??" The peanut butter racer said wondering where's the logic in this is. "Bruh do you think I want my bones to be shattered. Heh, I'm going to spit these at him." He presents the spit balls that's made of chewed up gum, bits of candy, wrapper paper, and scraps all covered in his spit. It's actually fucking disgusting about what other things are inside of the prankster's pockets but it's best to not to think what's inside of a teenage boy's pocket in general because 9 out of 10 times, it's not pretty. The gang rightfully all audibly gag, "It's better than nothing." Gloyd puts the already chewed gum in his mouth that was in his pocket. "EWWWWW." "UGhhh, Gloydddd, You Nasty BITCH." "omgomgomg why did you do that???" "Do you have no self respect??" "I'm gonna vomit cuz this actually hurts to watch." The gang all look away while saying that because this is just too gross for them.
"Are you going to let me continue? No? Well I'm going to continue anyways, soooo Nougetsia." He points at her as she rightfully try not look at his face from what he just did. "I need you, my kind friend to be on the look out for anybody who's coming inside the door where we enter. If anybody of importance go through that door don't let them in. Like let's say sonic wanna come in and tries to get a drink. Just do him a favor and try to close him off or make him get out of there. So when we get the drinks we can run away Scott free." "You got it man." Nougetsia said with a thumbs up. "Ahhhh finally we end with the princess-"
"President." Van corrects him.
"Same thing, different words. *breathes in sharply* Youuuuuu are going to glitch in that mosh pit of adults and try to get all the drinks you can grab. Dodge all of them if you can but keep it minimal. I'm aware how your glitching can be bright in a sorta dark room. And also is it true your pockets are infinite?" The glitch pulls out a fedora out of her pocket. She puts in her head; Styling her appearance and does a Lucas the magnificent impression, "I guess you say my amazing glitching abilities will prevail, my friend." She smirks as if she got a million upvotes on Reddit, everyone snickers. "Wait. Am I hearing how you are going to put my girlfriend in danger." Rancis looks up at his tall friend. "I mean she agreed on my plan. Right?" Vanellope nods. "That checks off. Now Let's-a-fucking-go!!!!!"
They enter the game. And for once in their life they can feel the adrenaline rushing through their body, not out of racing this time but for a night they would never forget.
"Alright as soon I go up there. You guys wait behind this door and when I get the beef cake in the closet I'll yelp, 'Frosting' and you two will go in and hold down the fort." The prankster sees someone raise their hand. It's the prez having one lil question. "Don't you think anybody in there are like going to notice you just standing there? Or are you like going to be at the exit?" Gloyd answer the question. "Good question. I don't knowww. I'm assuming everybody isn't going to care if Ken went missing because they'll all be stupidly drunk. But in other words I'm gonna free ball."
Gloyd goes inside and takes out a straw from his pocket. In is having a stare down with Ken seems as if he won't budge.
"Kid, if you think I'll let you through. You have another thing coming." Ken said in a tough manner. "I will beat you down so hard. You'll be a cracked egg when you go home. You wouldn't even remember how to spell- Fuck it count to 10."
"Ken, buddy, pal, fella, youâre saying all of this shit directly to a defenseless teen, maybe tone that down a bit if you may." Gloyd said in a unserious manner. "Oh shit, sorry that I phrased it that way. Kid, I've been standing here all night and I am seriously exhausted from all the noises inside of there." The blonde tries to calm himself down, "DAMNNNNN, I'm sorry for that shit dude. I mean. I can see why you can just go inside and like drink a lil." The prankster body starts tensing up. He has the straw being pulled up and has the chewed up gum in his mouth ready to aim. As he's doing Ken turns his head to the side. "Yeah I wish I can join. But you know I gotta watch you-"
A blast of spit ball gets in Kenâs eye and the chewed up gum actually starts to stick in his eyes.
'Rock that body' by The Black Eyed Peas plays in the back while this all happens.
"GAH! WHAT THE HELL?? I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE SORRY FOR ME!"
Gloyd keeps shooting at Ken's eyes and all the scraps and even candy starts to stick at his face that his hands, starts attaching and gets harden with all the shit in his eyes. "Yeah, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't do this. Sorry to hear about that youâre going through dude but seriously I can't waste time being here because I got a couple of drinks to pick up. Also FROSTING."
Minty goes in first and jumps at the wall and kicks Ken by the back. She redirects him toward the closet, "GAH! You know If you kids had parents they be really pissed!" Rancis punches Ken by the stomach.
The duo shut the door but Ken immediately tries to break the door as if he was a raging bull by using his body and legs. "YOU KIDS ARE MONSTERS!" "Haha what are going to haduken the door?? After all you are a blonde" Minty teases while holding down the door. "Heh, yeah with what hands? Numb nuts." Rancis giggle at the whole thing and notices the handle is broken and decides to break it even more to give his girlfriend more time. Ken starts struggling more because in any moment he'll break the door, Vanellope quickly goes in the crowd.
Nougetsia is at the entrance and the door bangs, she creeks the door to see none other than Citrusella at the door.
"Citrus?? What are you doing here? Go Home." Citrusella laughs at her friend and takes out her phone, "I wanna see a little bit of what you guys are doing and since I wanna document a moment in history. Teens sneaking in a bar to get the drinks by getting the only security guard stuck in the closet." Nougetsia gets mad, "Girl, this isn't the time you can come in and barge into a plan you werenât prepared for! Since why didn't you join us earlier when you had the chance?"
Citrusella gives a four word answer, "I was bored, Nougy."
"MMm I don't know if I'll get in trouble for this but you can join but do not try to go inside of where the action is taking place." Nougetsia opens the door.
Citrus takes out her phone, "This is gonna be so metal."
"What the? Blueberry why are you like here?" Gloyd questions.
"I wanted to record it whole thing for Mmrs." Citrusella said in a clear tone.
"Ah! If that's the case then let me start the video. SUP YOUTUBE!" Gloyd makes a peace sign in a vlogger attitude. "This isn't going on Youtube." Citrus said behind the phone. "Oh. Moreover, Wazzzap everybody back home, I got Vanellope. Our own Prez to risk her life to get us new beverages Tappers has in his game. Especially the Beer being served I personally wanna try it out. Turn the camera." The orange racer point in the crowd the phone catches Vanellope shoving all the drinks in her pockets. While still having her fedora on because why not. "This is like soo rebellious of Jawbreaker." "That's what you call Vanellope?" "Yeah, she's so pop punk I gotta give that cool ass bitch a cool ass nickname!" Citrus yells behind the camera, she soon turns the camera and walk towards Nougetsia and interviews her, "Got anything to say Nougy?" "I do um Hi sis! I love you Sticky."
"Take your shirt off" By the Millionaires plays in the background.
"OOOOOOOHHH THIS IS MY JAMZ." Citrusella starts dancing around. She sings to lyrics and doesn't do what the song is saying because that would be weird but the one who do takes off their shirts are the adults in Tappers. Citrusella turns the camera to Rancis, "How do you feel about your girlfriend being in a crowd where all of the adults are taking off their shirts to this song? And also how's that door doing, Minty?"
"THEIR IN THERE TAKING OFF WWHAT????" Rancis screams out as Ken head bangs the door and manages to bash the door to somewhat crack.
The president in the meanwhile sees all the adults in the game take their shirts off to the song and they all swinging it around like buffoons. She starts to tear up from the smell alone, "God, these drinks better be good!" The president snatches a few around the tables, glitching around the room, though in a sudden way so no one would notice. She sees Felix taking his shirt off, Felix is standing on the table getting ready as he tries to do a crowd surf.
He breaks his face, a sober Calhoun rushes to his help.
Nougetsia looks behind at the door and sees video game characters questioning what's happening inside of there and gives her excuse onto why they can't go inside. "Citrusella turn that damn phone and HELP!" Minty getting mad from the emo that's just recording. "Nah. I wouldddd buttttt I gotta capture this whole thing for history sake." "GOD, YOUR USELESS! Gloyd! GLOYD! UGHH FEVER FACE!" The green racer yells at the orange one. "Wuh?" "HELP US YOU IDIOT!!" Both Minty and Rancis yell at their friend. "Sorry about that I saw like a Vanellope getting crushed in there."
Vanellope can't handle the sweaty bodies of adults in this damn bar and all of their sweat is getting in her face she starts glitching uncontrollably, regretting of what she just sign up for. She manages to get the last drink she thinks will sustain everybody back home. Suddenly a hand grabs her.
"HEY EVERYBODY LOOK AT MY BE-BE- *BURP* BESTEST FRIEND IN THEEEEEE WORLD! VANELLOPE VON SWEETCHZZZ!!!"
The whole bar looks at her. Ralph just accidentally sold her out. Vanellope is scared and looks across the room where Gloyd waving his arms as a way of signing, 'Glitch out of there.' Citrusella is still recording but is also waving back with one arm.
"Hey! You aren't supposed to be here!" Tappers points at the kid.
The adrenaline rushes through her as she glitches her way out of there by dodging them in a fast pace. "AHHHH!" Calhoun looks up from all the chaos and sees Vanellope fedora falling from her head as she tries her best to get out of this game. One tries to throw fireballs at her, another tries to slash their claws at her, and one almost got her and that was Mario trying to jump up there but he hits the ceiling instead crashing down on Qbert.
"OH GOD! OH GOD! OHHH GODDDD!!" The glitch got out of pit and she gets caught by Citrusella with two arms as she quickly put her phone on her pocket but it's still recording. "HOLY CRAP! YOU DID THE UNTHINKABLE JAWBREAKER!!"
"NO TIME FOR COMPLIMENTS!!" The teens look back and sees the horde of characters chasing after them.
The girls scream from seeing the sight of this horde. Ken manages to break the closet door with his eyes and hands free from the spit ball from it being harden. He punches a hole near the boys face, "OH GOD!" Rancis yells, "AHH!" Minty shrieks in high pitch tone as Ken pops his head from the hole he made. "HERE'S KENNY!!! GAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" He breaks the door with a HADUKEN!
The door blast open, the teens fall to the ground all weak from the blast.
"Shit. LET'S GO GUYS!" Gloyd grabs Rancis and Minty by their hands.
Nougetsia opens the entrance door for them, clear from any distractions. All the teens get in the trolley and finally escape. As the hundreds of adults at the clogged entrance cry out for their drinks are gone in the night sky.
They all group up from all the chaos. In Game Central Station. It's 12:30 AM, no one out yet. They all take in a breath of air in unison and start geeking out.
"DUDE THE WAY WE GUYS KEPT KEN AT BAY?!! LIKE BRUH I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE RIGHT THERE WHEN HE LIKE.. MANHANDLING THAT DOOR!!!" Minty said in all excitement.
"YO, LIKE SWEET MOTHER OF MONKEY MILK I LITERALLY CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT OUT THAT PIT!! IT WAS SO LIKE SMELLY!" Vanellope jumps around while glitching out.
"HAHA BRO WHEN I LIKE SPIT THOSE BALLS AT HIM I FELT LIKE A FUCKING COWBOY!!" Gloyd freaks out but also going crazy.
"GIRL!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LIKE SAVED THE DAY NOUGY!!" Citrusella shouts as she points the camera at her friend.
"I COULDN'T EVEN BELIEVE IT MYSELF GIRL??? HAHAHA!!" Nougetsia laughs from the whole ordeal.
"HAHAHAH VANELLOPE YOU DID!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING THE GIRL THAT YOU I WAS LIKE HOW WAS SHE GOING TO DO IT AND THEN YOU DID!!! GAHAHA I NEVER FELT SO ALIVE!!!" Rancis yells out as he grabs his girlfriend while twirling her around like the princess she once was.
They all compliment one another and can all agree they're feeling more than kids but actual teens getting the chance to have fun and be wild with no parent or authority to stop them.
Then in a twist of events, Calhoun comes out from the game and walks to them in frustration. She's holding Vanellope's fedora and says this at them. "What the hell were you kids doing in there." Her fist tightens, "Do you realize what kind of TROUBLE YOU KIDS PUT YOURSELVES IN? GOING INSIDE A GAME FILLED WITH CHARACTERS DRUNK OFF THEIR MIND. NO, THEY DONâT HAVE A MIND. YEA, BECAUSE THEY ARE ACTING LIKE CRYING BABIES WHO WOULD ACTUALLY HURT YOU WITHOUT EVEN HAVING A SECOND THOUGHT OF IT! DO I NEED TO INFORM YOU HOW VANELLOPE COULDâVE BEEN MISTAKEN AS ONE OF THEM AND WOULDâVE BEEN GRABBED IN ANY PART OF HER BODY? HUH? EVER CONSIDERED THAT?? IâLL DO YOU GUYS ONE EVEN BETTER, EVER THOUGHT OF HOW ADULT SPACES ARE CATERED FOR ADULTS??" Calhoun silents them all. Sheâs all red from how angry she is from this whole fiasco. "WHO'S IDEA WAS IT TO GO IN TAPPERS TO GET THE DRINKS???" All of the teens point toward themselves. All of them try their best to hide who planned it all. "It was me. Cal, I was the one who begged them to go with me!" said Nougetsia. "Nuh-uh! That whole heist was from me, Calhoun!" said Minty. "I may or may not made this whole thing up so we can have fun." said Citrusella. "I'm the one who did everyone is lying to you because I wanted to taste what beer is really like!" Rancis said while standing up tall while his friend and girlfriend watch as he basically takes the fall.
"I believe your honesty of taking part of this by trying to be noble and I respect that but I need to know the true mastermind behind all of this has to be either you, Vanellope or you, Gloyd." Calhoun points at them. "I did it!" Gloyd points his hand up. Calhoun sighs and looks down on the teens. "Look whoever did needs to listen up." She puts her hands behind her hips. "You teens put yourselves in danger tonight. I understand why you guys did this ALL in the first place. It's because you've basically been kids for almost your entire lives when you were first plugged in here. You've been around here since the late 90's."
"1997 to be exact," Nougetsia interrupts. "Oops. Sorry."
Calhoun turns back to look at them "I can see the appeal of wanting to try new things with this update you guys were given. I can understand the sense of trying out new clothes that fit your style like Citrus over here or partying while having no curfew like Vanellope here. Hell, I can understand why you teens want to....." Calhoun slows down as she pauses as she realized their are way too many things a teen would want to do and so puts it in one word, "Explore. You guys are finally in a stage where your almost an adult but is still programmed to be a kid. These emotions, these goals, these things flowing within your code feels refreshing but also crazy for what kind of things you weren't programmed to act or be when you kids were, well kids." Calhoun gets on one knee. "What I'm trying to say being a teen has it's ups and downs. And there's no shame on having wants or needs. But if those wants are something like drinks and drugs. Then you'd lead yourself to a life of needing that things and soon enough that alone can ruin you in and outside your game. Especially if you aren't careful. Do you kids understand what I'm trying to say?" All of them nod.
"Good, now take that lesson and let it be with you for the rest of time because remember-" She gets up and she gets a bit happy.
"Winners don't do drugs or alcohol." The teens said in unison.
"Also here Vanellope your fedora. It fell from all of the chaos that was happening."
"Sweet!!" Vanellope gets all excited.
"Ah-ah-aH. You gotta get it from me first. HAHA!" Calhoun runs around in a gleeful manner while holding Vanellope's fedora as she chases her around while everyone all cheer up. Citrusella takes out her phone and sees it's still recording, she stops the recording but at least got a message to send back for their folks.
The teens all walk back home all tired, "Wolf, what a night. Right guys?" Vanellope asks as everyone agrees by moaning like zombies from all the shit they had to do. "You know what's funny about all of this?" "What????" The teens said all in a groan. "We didn't get beer but what we did get was a night to remember."
"I'm still a little peeved you had give back all the drinks, you stole for us." Gloyd says in a sad peeved tone. "Heh. Well not all of it." The president crosses her arms. All of them wake up from being walking corpses into living beings again. "I got this." Vanellope pulls the drink out of her pocket like a magic trick. "Ooooohhh is it a mocktail or cocktail?" Nougetsia rubs her chin. "Does it matter? Beside I think Gloyd should have it since you've been the one wanting to try this whole thing all night and made that elaborate plan. You should take it." The prez offers the drink to her friend. "Thanks dude, well here I go!"
Everyone crowds around him and shout, "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!"
He swallows the entire drink. Tastes his lips trying to figure out what flavor was it. Gloyd opens his mouth for his opinion.
He falls to the ground because that drink was a cocktail that was actually spiked. All of them look down at the pumpkin themed racer, Vanellope speaks out.
"I'm gonna stick with weed from now on."
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