thanks for the memories

Ethan Wayland || 30 || Alpha

[taylorsliu]

No, go away. My burger.

Haven’t eaten in ages.

[alphawayland]

You alright there?

[slobbering]

[ces-ohara-blog-blog]

Fuck; you’re everywhere, like mold.

[alphawayland]

I'm sorry, I just thought we could talk?

[ceciliatheblancfleur]

God, it’s been a long day.

I need a glass of wine.

[alphawayland]

I have a bottle.

[ceciliatheblancfleur]

I was being mostly serious…I mean, someone has to write this stuff down to pass down to all of y’alls future children

You know…I’ve just been.—What about you?

[alphawayland]

What about for your children?

I've been alright, nothing crazy. Thinking about a change in careers -- pizza guy can only get you so far.

[ceciliatheblancfleur]

Is this a piece of alpha-wisdom?  Should I write this down?

[alphawayland]

You're just as bad as Finn is, I swear.

How have you been, Celia?

[ceciliatheblancfleur]

As well as Madame Thenardier in Les Mis and Mrs. Lovett in Sweeney Todd.  Pretty sure she’s married to Tim Burton too, so yeah…Pretty much.

Not so sure why I know so much about her though, you should be worried.

[alphawayland]

I should be worried because you know a lot about an actress? I'm trying to get worried only for pretty dire reasons, thank you very much.

[ceciliatheblancfleur]

I call being anyone but Marla.

She gives me the creeps.

[alphawayland]

That's because the woman who plays her is kind of creepy. Isn't she that woman from Harry Potter?

[hayden-grant]

….Wasn’t me?

[alphawayland]

What did you do?

[ceciliatheblancfleur]

I feel like they’ve seen all of us do much weirder stuff than climbing in through a window.

Like the all out war that laundry day is, for example.

[alphawayland]

Shh, we don't talk about laundry day. It's like our fight club.

[ceciliatheblancfleur]

…Give me a boost to the window?

Or you could just open the door with your key, whichever’s easiest.

[alphawayland]

I'll go with the key idea. I don't want people think you're breaking into your own apartment.

[ceciliatheblancfleur]

And I’m locked out.

…Again.

[alphawayland]

Need help?

[finn-garcia]

I’m still in my twenties so you can’t talk.

You do but so do I.

[alphawayland]

That was me last year, wasn't it?

What can two guys who barely finished college do?

[finn-garcia]

Turning 26 in a month does not make me old.

You wanna take burgers and fries over pizza? 

[alphawayland]

Yes it does. Just wait, soon you'll be thirty like I am.

I don't know, I guess it's all the same, huh? I need a real job.

[finn-garcia]

I don’t know, you are getting kind of old. 

Long, hot, not many tips.

[alphawayland]

So are you.

Eh, same. How about we swap places?

[finn-garcia]

Don’t forget idiot beta and best friend.

Sounds good. 

[alphawayland]

How could I forget? -- How was work today?

[finn-garcia]

Oh so only Helen can use the alpha nicknames, I see how it is. Adorable.

Come then asshole let’s go. Which bar? 

[alphawayland]

She can do it, because she's my girlfriend. You're just my idiot cousin.

How about the Maddox Bar?