Happy Valentines. I hope you guys enjoy my sense of humor. Or not. Either way , I look way better then @alisaie-leveilleur in the maid outfit.
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@alphinaudofthescion
Happy Valentines. I hope you guys enjoy my sense of humor. Or not. Either way , I look way better then @alisaie-leveilleur in the maid outfit.
We get to fight this dude ……I think.. .
Yeah, that fighting stance doesn’t look familiar or anything.
Hi ilberd, good to see you again.
Oh swive! Not you again! @rahelauillces
Are you guys sure the moon isnt getting bigger?
”My Grandsire didn’t die just for this bullshit to repeat itself.”
How dare you tarnish the Crystal Brave's name even more. -loudly frowns your way-
{❧} —- “It’s all for a cause in the end. I’m sure you’ll see eventually.”
“So being hunted down like dogs a part of your grand schemes?”
How dare you tarnish the Crystal Brave's name even more. -loudly frowns your way-
{❧} —- “It’s all for a cause in the end. I’m sure you’ll see eventually.”
“All I see is you being thrown away like the tool you are.”
Illbert Lied.
Yep. He sure did lie. To basically everyone in Eorzea.
I hope your pants catches on fire.
Flower shop AU
Person A owns a flower shop and person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says “How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?”
Omfg
MY TIME HAS COME
so you’d need a bouquet of geraniums (stupidity), foxglove (insincerity), meadowsweet (uselessness), yellow carnations (you have disappointed me), and orange lilies (hatred). it would be quite striking! and full of loathing.
im no Florist but I thought I’d try my hand at such a beautiful gift of absolute loathing
@forever-afk
Lord Lolorito, more like Lord LOLORLY?
“I suppose that would make you Master ALPHYARLY?”
“!!!”
@alphinaudofthescion
“Brother, just when I didn’t think your head could grow any bigger…”
Alphinaud the Little Asshole (the very long overdue) Patch 2.4 Edition.
I should have done this a long time ago, let’s pretend that the demon gear was available back then.
Bonus:
The best part is that this is BASICALLY HOW THE WHOLE CONVERSATION GOES. I remember thinking how much of a little bitch Alphinaud was made to seem in this meeting.
a classic FFXIV meme
WHAT IS AIR?!
Not thirsty. I don’t drink.
I haven’t finished the new content yet but I played a nice chunk today and wanted to draw something.
Emergency Commissions
I’ll save the talk for later as these things are pretty explanatory - be it tragedy, lack of employment, medical, and whatever else that can put one in such a position that isn’t classified as a profession. TLDR: I’m in a bad spot right now, it’s not getting any better, and while I didn’t want to take the card from under my sleeve, here I am. I’m appreciative of any help possible from friends and strangers alike.
PAYMENT OPTIONS: Paypal Only (invoice)
GET IN TOUCH: [email protected], little-purple-notebook.tumblr/ask
COMMISSION INFO:
Portrait/Face ($5) color+$5 $3 ($5 color) Upper Torso ($10) color+$5 $5 ($8 color) Full Body ($15) color+$5 $8 (10$ color) Additional characters/backgrounds will vary on complexity & quantity.
Examples of more work : Link & Link
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“I AM NOT A REPLICA I HAVE TOLD THAT OTHER ALPHINAUD THAT HE IS THE REP-…. Oh.” He clears his throat. “You weren’t talking about @alphinaudofthescion and myself.” Cue nervous laughter.
“…You and your sister have a third brother? Why haven’t I known about you triplets?” He was actually referring to the Warrior of Darkness and Warrior of Light.
“…Wait the Twelve…”
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He just completely confused himself now with all the replica talk.
“Just…err….forget we had this conversation.” Alphinaud figured that out.
“ D R E C K.”
“May the internet be ever in your favor ladies and gentlemen.”
Patch 3.3 New Content Unlock Masterlist
Main Scenario Quests (incl. Sohr Kai and Final Steps of Faith)
Quest Name: The Man Within The Pillars (X:11.5 Y:11.2) NPC: House Fortemps Knight
Warring Triad Side Quests
Quest Name: The Fate of Stars Rising Stones (X:6.1 Y:5.2) NPC: Unukalhai
The Weeping City of Mach
Quest Name: The Weeping City The Sea of Clouds (X:6.2 Y:5.8) NPC: Stacia
Hildebrand Side Quests
Quest Name: The Gigi Situation Foundation (X:9.9 Y:11.4) NPC: Cyr
Anima Weapon Side Quest
Quest Name: A Dream Fulfilled Azys Lla (X:7.4 Y:11.5) NPC: Ardashir
Hullbreaker Isle (Hard) Unlock Quest
Quest Name: Storming the Hull Limsa Lominsa – Upper Decks (X:11.0 Y:10.4) NPC: Denston
The Minstrel’s Ballad: Nidhogg’s Rage (Nidhogg EX) Unlock Quest
Quest Name: Nidhogg’s Rage Mor Dhona (X:21.7 Y:8.6) NPC: Alys
Moogle Beast Tribe Opening Quest
Quest Name: Tricks of the Trade The Churning Mists (X:27.2 Y:34.5) NPC: Seething Stonemason
Flowerpot Supplies Vendors
Mist (X:11.0 Y:11.4) – Material Supplier The Lavender Beds (X:11.9 Y:8.3) – Material Supplier The Goblet (X:10.9 Y:8.9) – Material Supplier
@therovingknight - Flower pots!
OMG OMG OMG ~ I need this dance ♥♥♥