Welcome to the Shit Show (there may be swearing)

27/F?/Ace. Let's be real, this blog had a theme once, but I've been here too long. I'm the shittiest shit poster to ever shitpost on this shitposting site. You have been warned. That being said, there is no discrimination tolerated--this is a place of love and acceptance. Unless you are Trump, you can fuck right off. I try to tag NSFW stuff or things that may be triggering. I'm a socially awkward butterfly, so please drop an ask and I will squeal in delight and then be unsure of what to say...what else....I will draw or write (most fandoms) for attention and validation. 

[charlottearthistory]

‘pierrot and the cat’ - théophile steinlen (1889)

[nick-nellson]

[greenthena]

2023 Bucket

This is a bucket. Anything you don't want to take with you into 2024, feel free to drop it in the bucket. I will be burning the contents (with Hellfire) at exactly 11:59pm on New Year's Eve.

You don't have to type anything, at all. Just reblog the bucket and your intentions will be known by the universe. Or the bucket. Or whatever you like.

[mikkeneko]

the whump fan’s dilemma

[mikkeneko]

the notes on this post really do paint a picture of the psychology of fans, don’t they

[rogueofcrows]

[clarityofhatred]

YES. YOU GET IT.

[yeehawpim]

I feel like wanting things has been important to being happier for me

[asofterfan]

eVERY TIME-

[shiruba-tsuki]

Is that... how you look when you're wet? I always have Yor-san bathe him, so this is the first time I've seen this... It's... No, you mustn't, Twilight. I am a cool-headed spy. I cannot let my emotions show. The fire's out. Good for you.

[lycaniums-room]

An ad for your deepest desires :)

[sweetcherryblossomswrites]

You know what I just admire the graphic design on this

It FEELS so much like a real ad I expect to be sold some sort of car tyre or something but it’s just about biting

1000/10 excellent job

[kazieka]

so I started a new anxiety medication this past week and so far it’s been going very well except that I have extremely vivid dreams and apparently sleep texting. I seem to have sent this at 3am and i have no memory of it

but i am Right

[the-spiciest-of-times]

okay this reminded me. i’m disabled and i’ve gone to the hospital a lot and one time in college during finals season i had to write my professor an email excusing my absence but the dilauded kicked in and well

i was not born in 1998

[memewhore]

[miamitu-illust]

AU where Sokka’s high-on-cactus-juice encounter with the giant mushroom takes a dark turn. (Also he has a gun)

based on this beautiful tumblr post

bonus:

[savagegood]

baby's first pride | WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS SEASON FIVE

[everythingfox]

The cat is waiting for his interview and the newscaster won’t stop laughing. How rude and unprofessional

[imp]

[atlinmerrick]

Every time I see this I lose my marbles I love it so much. "For some reason I yelled who is in here as I was falling" is the point where my soul leaves my body. God I love.

[kaijuno]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

This white man is trustworthy in the kitchen

[judasclementine-deactivated2023]

@doctorstarlock 's comment has passed peer review

[randomitemdrop]

By now I’m sure most of y’all have seen this video but I just now noticed this:

Item: wrist-mounted spice holster. The Spice Bracer of Dionysus Jones.

[thebiclub-deactivated20231228]

this reddit post is so good.

a trans guy who is also a butch who dates both men and women-- I aspire to be like this. oh, to play 5d chess with gender.

[emperorclaudiusofficial]

[sergle]

is there something you'd like to share with the class