But I was promised tea.

Lisa. 26. Iowa. Harry Potter. Doctor Who. Sherlock. Supernatural. Merlin. Marvel. Avengers. Parks and Rec. Anything that keeps my attention. I'm horrible at tagging, sorry. Not a spoiler free blog.

[ms-gay-sex]

the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

[billiecauter]

reblog to summon godzilla directly into washington dc

[tomundsen-deactivated20250731]

Derry Girls >> "Now, we can't get hold of the headmistress, one... Sister George Michael." "George Michael?"

[sobadbad]

THE SANDMAN 2.02

[aliceisaperson]

TONY AWARD WINNER DARREN CRISS

[thingstrumperssay]

Women are getting rid of their Trump supporting partners while they still legally can since they clearly don't give a shit about them or any other woman.

If you're thinking about getting a divorce, you should do it while you still can.

[geocaprican]

[skittlebits]

Please don’t fuck this up, America 🔹🙏😬🔹

[runephoenix6769]

To all Americans out there:

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i love adhd. i have a lot to do at work today. i take my meds. i open the word document. i immediately misspell “benzodiazepines.” i go on tumblr to post “benzodiazepenis….” for the mutualés. and then it’s 45 minutes later and ive caught up on tumblr and checked the weather and read a fic and texted an ex and ordered new pens and looked up a recipe for chicken pot pie and posted about adhd and done zero work.

[nyansense-the-nyanbinary]

you CANNOT leave this in the tags that's so perfect and accurate

Yeagh for fuckin real...

[porterdavis]

[cannibalchicken]

[dreams-and-bones]

Has this one made it to tumblr yet

[shdghjdhdkjghjkndsvhj-deactivat]

person #2 is labeled: filler baritone which nobody will here but adds gentle thiccness

[stainedglassfish-deactivated202]

it just keeps getting better

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

HE DOESN’T EVEN SOUND OUT OF PLACE WHAT THE FUCK

[maramahan]

Of course he doesn’t sound out of place

He knows what he is doing

How dare u doubt him

[grucose]

Kermit was a famous pirate known for his tenacity and success.

[eggastential-biscuits]

@fanofrandomawesomeness

[quasi-normalcy]

Kermit has years of experience sailing on the big blue wet thing

[the-haiku-bot]

Kermit has years of

experience sailing on

the big blue wet thing

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[duke605]

[sethlord]

The content I’m here for

[jawncharles]

who is he

[quintusbenedictus]

[simonetheestan]

[reginasphalanges]

DERRY GIRLS (2018 - 2022) Season 2 | Episode 1

[emziess]

What time's your date arriving at, Orla, love? Derry Girls, Episode 5, Season 2

[wlwgif]

DERRY GIRLS (2018-2022) 2.01 Across the Barricade