shits and giggles

Hello i am Al and these are my derps. Mostly random shit that i find funny or worth sharing. Fandom posts included. she/hers

[cinnamontoastcrises]

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

[thatfunnyblog]

You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?

They never said he was an egg.

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

[gn-a]

Sak Yant or Yantra Tattooing are  believed to give the wearer magic powers associated with healing, luck, strength, and protection against evil.

[painted-bees]

You can get these here in thailand by a monk, they look beautiful but I’d never recommend it. Essentially, you’re making a pact with a spirit to protect you in exchange for sacrificing an activity or habit you may have previously enjoyed (the monk decides what this is, not you). These tattoos are contracts.   Breaking your side of the bargain may encourage the spirit to ‘punish’ you, and these contracts are not easily voided. 

[adorablesnakes]

[candykaiju-moved-to-coffinc-blog]

r u for real

[kateswann]

my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other

so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date

[alsderps-blog]

Five new followers wow what hello

[potamideriver]

A kiss for all my lovely followers. You guys are awesome. <3

[potamideriver]

Kisses for everyone!! I love you guys!

[dtf-obrien-deactivated20160926]

My favorite exchange on twitter tbh

[nezu]

german emotions

[afterthecups]

[emildeville]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Men With Flower Beards [boredpanda] Previously: Guys With Fancy Female Hairstyles

[hplehkonen]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

[readingaroundthemovies]

Those r my mums initials…,

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

[portabible]

YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES

[jaseon]

Beautiful.

[gothicprep]

heteronormativity is so weird like yesterday I was at my aunts beach house and some of her in-laws brought over this small baby. and the baby puts it’s hand on it’s brow to keep the sun out of it’s eyes and his father says “look at that! Leon is looking for girls!” Leon is eight months old I don’t think he knows what a girl is yet