Alstore’s Area

Alastair Hawthorne, He/Him, Human Exchange Student 🐏, A.L.L, vote for me to take over The Newspaper Club >:3, Proof that humans can indeed cook don’t worry we’re not all like you know who, if my blog looks empty u can blame DDSimeon I can’t believe he done this {OOC: For the bit aka April fools lmao, Not a roleplay blog. Run by: @curatedandcursedomcontent

[alstore]

Well it’s midnight my time now so I guess this is done. :((

Honestly this was a real chill and nice April fools :))

[alstore]

Tried to prank Diavolo today for April Fools by cutting a boob window into his shirt and he pulled a complete Regina George on me and just wore it out like that anyways.

[reh-hateshumans]

me flirting: oh fuck, your spiral horns are wicked and would be excellent for grabbing during carnal pleasures

[alstore]

So Mammon can just have his titties out every time he goes into his demon form and it’s “fine and normal” and nobody bats an eye but when I don’t want to wear the green shirt underneath my rad uniform it’s “unacceptable” and “embarrassing that they have to associate with me”

Yeah yeah sure okay…

[alstore]

Mephis won’t stop bullying me for my typos. He literally just held up his phone to my face and said “on site really? This is why we won’t let you in the newspaper club”

[alstore]

I swear once I find Belphegor it is on site

[alstore]

I have realized shortly after posting this the uhhh misleading qualities this has. Once I find that fuckin cowboy man I am throwing hands. Little bastard keeps making me nap when I don’t wanna, I got shit to do you little feral rat. Stop making me fall asleep with you!!!

[alstore]

I swear once I find Belphegor it is on sight

[alstore]

Can’t believe I just got dresscoded again.

Lucifer you don’t even the wear the green shirt!

So why does it matter if I’m not wearing the green shirt???

[alstore]

Anyways all this to say that homophobia can come from even the most unexpected of places like seriously guys the avatar of pride himself just told me to go back into the closet, it’s unreal guys

[alstore]

Can’t believe I just got dresscoded again.

Lucifer you don’t even the wear the green shirt!

So why does it matter if I’m not wearing the green shirt???

[betchi]

a really little animated black cat with giant eyes and no other discernible features

[betchi]

do you get it or do you not know anything

[betchi]

more examples that people keep getting upset with me for not adding

[rainbow-lizzard]

[digital-magus]

That’s just how black cats be

[not-evil-anymore-beasty]

[alstore]

I just watched Solomon scoop out the insides/seeds of a tomato before turning it on its side and cutting it.

[alstore]

I wanna get Mephistopheles a shirt that says “I plinko’d my horse and all I got was this stupid human”

[lilac-landscapes]

HONSE PLINKO

[alstore]

Who’s idea was it to put a giant ass tree in a my bedroom? I just wanna talk-

I swear if one more bug crawls onto my bed I’m burning this entire house down

[i-slept-for-13hours-ohshi]

I want you guys to imagine this with me. Mc has a prepaid phone. Right before getting sent to the Devildom they paid a years worth of their phone bill. Mc live blogs their entire stay in the Devildom on Twitter or Tumblr god forbid maybe TikTok. Nobody in the human world believes them and assumes it's a troll account.

[i-slept-for-13hours-ohshi]

On April fool's day we should all make blogs for our Mc's. Just make unhinged posts and send each other stupid anons all day.