The Cringe Is Dead Long Live The Cringe

They/Them, Pan+Poly. I have never made a decision in my life and I'll be DAMNED if I'm gonna start now. When I give my opinion on something it's not that I think you need or even want to hear it, or even that it's of any intrest at all. I'm just screaming at the void, it's not my fault you stopped to listen.

[reading-writing-revolution]

[beardedmrbean]

they used to let kids have real fun

[afriendofblahaj]

There's an xkcd for that :3

Side note: polonium-210 is a very dangerous isotope, however it "does not pose a radiation hazard when kept outside the body", as the alpha particle it emits have very little penetration power and cannot pierce even the outer layers of dead skin. It has still killed countless people, though, not because of children's rings, but because of tobacco. Polonium latches onto and concentrates in tobacco leaves, leading to heavy smokers being exposed to more radiation than survivors of the Chernobyl disaster.

It's always wild to me seeing comments about different toxins like this on information about random things in the past, but it's never discussed when it comes to cigarettes.

[stardustandtea]

Adding a relevant source on the polonium-210 in tobacco and how the industry tried to keep it quiet

[wickedhawtwexler]

me when other people tag me in things: this person??? thought about me???? i'm so flattered??????? 🥺💕🥺💕🥺💕🥺💕

me when i consider tagging someone in a post: i am annoying!!!! i am overstepping every single boundary!!!! i am making an absolute fool out of myself!!!!!!

[alienestrangement]

blood and organs burst from truck in Netherlands

[exitwound]

the aftermath

[teratocybernetics]

not sure why my photo app only does this in this Rae Dunn-ass font but i had to

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

[quietsphere]

Any good story needs an ending. Any good story needs an ending!! Any good story needs and ending!!! To make a point you need a period, not a comma!!!!!

[digital-magus]

Oh, you want it to shuffle on forever in remakes, reboots, reinterpretations? Guess what, THAT’S WHAT FANFIC IS FOR!!!

[depsidase]

[moon-of-curses]

crazy how no one has ever been called a skinny fetish artist

[lakemojave]

[bovineblogger]

can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

[kcrossvine]

baby need smoko

[bovineblogger]

BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO

[obfuscatingintelligence]

if you set off a rube goldberg type death trap to kill someone, if it's a long enough machine, it ceases to become your fault if somebody dies at the end. that's how I've gotten away with it all these years, and why I'm still going to heaven.

[viviantimmet]

(via @yellowocaballero)

[captain-price-returns]

You’re years too late to be recognizing the threat of US government mass surveillance, bud.

[duchessvongooseberg]

[digital-magus]

… I mean… at least he realized there was a problem. That’s more than a lot of folks manage…

…

…guys, I think the bar is in hell

[captain-price-returns]

You’re years too late to be recognizing the threat of US government mass surveillance, bud.

[duchessvongooseberg]

[rabdoidal]

siblings in tv shows/movies: brother…. I love you….

my brothers first message to me after 3 weeks of moving out:

[digital-magus]

… Honestly, I think Zach’s underselling Goku here.

[captain-price-returns]

Every day this guy looks in the mirror and psyches himself up to eat shit in the hopes that our big beautiful president succumbs to his one thousand diseases but I don't think it's in the cards

[digital-magus]

The face of a man who knows his boss tried to have the last guy with this job lynched by an angry mob

[captain-price-returns]

Every day this guy looks in the mirror and psyches himself up to eat shit in the hopes that our big beautiful president succumbs to his one thousand diseases but I don't think it's in the cards

[inber]

Say you break your ankle. You could know everything there is to know intellectually about the injury. Even with this vast knowledge, you will still experience physical pain.

Now take this logic and apply it to things like ADHD, autism, clinical depression, and other less visible/divergent disabilities. You cannot think your way out of feeling.

That is to say: you are not a bad, lazy, or selfish person for struggling, even if you know why you are struggling.

[thepolymorphexperience]

Genuinely, thank you so much for this.

[captain-price-returns]

oh no they’re going to start calling democrats the same thing they’ve been calling democrats for 20 years now

[elliespectacular]

Been doing more research into The Epoch of Gargamel lately, as well as studying mixolydian schools of thought. You can read about it on Patreon (someone else's)