The LGBTQIA+ Playground Park Picnic
You have the Gays helping set up, then proceeding to try and slowly work together to take all the sandwiches one by one until someone notices. Once spotted, they pretend to have started a giant game of "who can climb the tree first"
You have the lesbians watching, not caring, and going over to the the monkey bars to sit on top of them while growing waterballoons at anyone they can
You have the bisexuals playing on the swings, and getting caught in the swings. One of them is fully caught in a baby swing and will not get out because they are stuck
Pansexuals took over the merry go round. They are spinning it as fast as they can, and then falling off within 2 seconds
You have the ace and aro spectrum are playing pokémon go near the sandwiches, trying to get proof the gays are stealing sandwiches. Aro is more focused on the pokemon tbh
Poly and omni realized that there are these things
And keep taking them over, and falling off. Some of them went to join the pans on the merry go round
Trans has decided to try and steal geese from the pond. Aparently it's something about making an army of chaos???
Non-binary is helping but instead of geese, it's ducks. They have ducks and some little chicks.
Gender fluid is making a stick fort under the slides to hide the ducks and geese
Demigender, demiboy, demigirl, and demifluid are trying to find bread and blankets for the new duck pen under the slide
Polymorous has taken up the top of the slides, trying to make them into water slides using water bottles
Agender decided to go down the slides when it was wet without realizing polymorous's plan, and is now chasing polymorous with a stick and a wet butt
Some allies showed up as honorary guests, and they are now playing make believe pirate ship on the playground with everyone who wants to
Terfs, transcum, transmeds, maps, homophobes, transphobes, biphobes, panphobes, ace and aro erasure, and all the other haters and bad things are just having a boring day doing work and not having any fun at all. like 0 fun. one of them tried to get in the picnic and failed misserable
The picnic tables have been decorated by the cottage core lesbians and the gays who weren't stealing sandwiches.
OK WHO GAVE PAN BI POLY AND OMNI SPRAY PAINT??? WHY ARE THE SLIDES NOW RAINBOW???
WHY IS POLYMOROUS UP IN A TREE NOW???
(please feel free to add on cause i know i missed things. This is meant to be fun and silly and i hope y'all enjoy)
dededos
turnnoffyourmind
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