God Dammit Sandra Bullock

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Sandra Bullock bitchslaps death 1,634 times every ninety minutes.

:)

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I have a suggestion.

Goddamn how do you forget about the massive parachute strapping you to the station.

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Thank you. I too hated this movie. How does "Sandra Bullock: Blind Panic" sound?

hate is a strong word. It was stunningly georgeous to look at.It was just really stressful to watch sometimes. 

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You're awesome, these titles are really accurate

This was pretty much the exact dialogue my boyfriend and I had quietly to ourselves the entire movie. We figured we share it in blog form. :) 

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Alternate Title for Gravity #22

Sandra Bullock and the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day: Sandra Bullock wants to move to Austraila

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Alternate Title for Gravity #21

Sandra Bullock Hopes This is the Right Button.

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Alternate Title for Gravity #20

Sandra Bullock Crashed the Simulator Every Time

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Alternate Title for Gravity #19

Sandra Bullock Was Trained for This

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Alternate Title for Gravity #18

Sandra Bullock gives you Ulcers

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Alternate Title for Gravity #17

Sandra Bullock: Fuck Russia

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Alternate Title for Gravity #16

Sandra Bullock Freaks Out

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Alternate Title for Gravity #15

Sandra Bullock Knows How to Bark in Chinese

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Alternate Title for Gravity #14

Sandra Bullock Doesn't Speak Chinese

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Alternate Title for Gravity #12

Sandra Bullock Went to Space Camp ... Sandra Bullock Failed Space Camp

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Alternate Title for Gravity #13

Sandra Bullock Stresses You Out

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Alternate Title for Gravity #11

Sandra Bullock Uses Too Much Oxygen

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Alternate Title for Gravity #10

Sandra Bullock Can't Hold On