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an almost-never IC wildstar tumblr magara mountainstriker, scyphera septonox, & galena wrathscaler

[shutyourmoustache]

Omg. I’m crying. 😂

[ohshitthisbloghasothercolors]

Could you guys imagine if the only sex education people got was from bad fanfiction?

[teaberryblue]

Well, there would be a lot more access to birth control because men would think they could get pregnant.

[salty-red-mage]

[gravityjunior]

#wig but like not the wig i ordered

[unclefather]

[ejacutastic]

x

[siderealsandman]

Grocery store workers are holding our fucking society together right now and if you are mean to them I am gonna suplex you

[lalage]

I miss her

[sabi-noob]

[shinjyu]

♥ FFXIV NPC Shoes ♥ *updates with Ysayle & Haurchefant* 

[demilypyro]

brain: make a final fantasy 14 all star AMV

me: why

brain: just do it it’ll work 

[the-memedaddy]

[baptizm-deactivated20200524]

GUYS READ ALL OF THIS PLEASE PLEASE PL--

[fire-is-her-water]

My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.

When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.

[merak-zoran]

[corvigae]

What kind of dog is Ezri? I love her!!

[fire-is-her-water]

I… did not expect this post to blow up this much but I am delighted at all the tags and replies and Ezri has been told the internet thinks she’s a Very Good Dog. :D

She’s a German spitz - in the same family as keeshonds and pomeranians. She might be crossed with something else as her freckled coat, non-pointy nose, and personality are not standard for her breed (they’re usually a lot more high energy and excitable - she’s super laid back and chill). She’s a bit less fluffy than breed-standard too, mostly because she’s grown out from her spring/summer trim (not usually necessary/good for her type of coat but she gets terribly itchy otherwise). It also makes her look like a puppy of a large breed:

Ezri’s best friend is Murder Cat, who is a gentle friend to humans and Ezri, but does things to mice that would make Hannibal Lecter go “Isn’t that a bit much?”

I got Murder Cat as a kitten, and she used to try to nurse on everything when she was small. Eventually, she settled on her favourite thing to nurse on, Ezri, who has never had puppies and a little confused at first but eventually went with it. She grew out of it, but they have stayed snuggly buddies ever since.

New Years here is full of fireworks outside and Ezri gets Vry Scared. I usually set her up somewhere with a snuggly spot right by me, and Murder Cat comes and does this all night: 

She goes everywhere with me in my bakfiets (cargo bike) and lets me warm my hands in her fur on cold days.

And her ears disappear if I say her name to get her attention.

ok so great thanks for coming to my TED talk about my dog, good night, drive safe

[insanityuntamed]

She is my favorite

[nelfs]

i will say that this coronavirus scare has definitely revealed that minimum-wage service workers are absolutely instrumental for society to function… all the hoity-toity business meetings can be cancelled, the NBA can be cancelled, public schools and colleges can be cancelled, government meetings can be cancelled, but the checkout line at the grocery store can’t be cancelled… in a perfect world i’d hope that this was a bellwether for better treatment of workers like me but i know we’ll just continue to get paid min wage with no rewards or thank-yous from the world during this time lolololol

[madasahatter-highasakite]

[liberalsarecool]

[humansofnewyork]

“It started with a heavy chest.  Then I began to have a fever and dry cough.  They’re doing car tests in Minnesota, but I didn’t have a car.  So I ended up walking to the ER.  They put me in isolation.  I wasn’t even allowed to use the restroom so I had to pee in a bucket  Then they tested me and sent me home.  I’ve been waiting on the results for days.  There hasn’t been much to do, so naturally I’ve been scrolling through Grindr.  A couple days ago this older guy sent me a message.  My profile name is ‘Bernie2020,’ so he says: ‘Hi Bernie.’  I explained that I’d just been tested.  And he tells me that he’s a retired doctor.  He starts asking about my symptoms.  He wants to know if he can bring me anything since my family lives out of state.  And this whole time he’s calling me ‘Bernie,’ but I don’t have the heart to correct him.  I wanted to test to see if he was a real doctor, so I took a picture of my hand and asked him to identify my congenital birth defect.  He nailed it in less time than he could possibly google it, so I figured he was legit.  And who’s going to kidnap a person with coronavirus?  So I gave him my address.  The next day he shows up with a perfect little portion of salmon, asparagus, four pears, and some very expensive looking granola bars.  We barely spoke.  He seemed more nervous than I did.  He just dropped it on the steps, walked quickly back to his car, and said: ‘Good luck, Bernie.’”   #quarantinestories

[chibird]

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[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

why can’t people accept “the media is over-hyping coronavirus” and “coronavirus is concerning given the lack of knowledge surrounding it” are both true? like can I order some nuance

[spooky-lord]

and also “stop panicking about dying because most deaths will be due to previous immunocompromisation” and “we should work to reduce the spread as much as possible to keep those immunocompromised safe” are both true

[helianthus-hellion]

also “the lives of the immunocompromised are important and we can’t sidebar them” but at the same time “if ur not a member of a high-risk population stop buying out all the fucking soap, first aid kits, and toilet paper like it’s the end times”

[rodrickheffeley]

turkey and italy going thu it right now