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Keeping up with the Kiszkas and a Wagner

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Guys, managing this blog has become overwhelming and a bit unsettling. For now, this is a goodbye.

Love.

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@ admin, are u ok bestie ?

Taking a break, sorry

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i think saves girlfriend implemented some sort of fakeness to the crowd, dave even got cocky and arrogant with her.

wait what?

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we don’t know know him yes- but how bad can you be to immediately get a new read from social media?

THIS! I hate when people are like we dont know them personally or oh this is so parasocial. Okay but regardless, there is a change being seen through the little window we get to see through on social media. Change is change and I just dont like how he is now.

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“but now being seemingly around daves group I think hes become as everyone says more stuck up and fratty and doesnt fit in as well with the kiszka, like hes too cool now and I say that because in the bts vids he seems irritated and like he doesnt want to really be there and is sufficing. If that makes any sense?”

i genuinely feel like he doesn’t want to be around the kiszka’s at all now. like when you have that friend you have to act different around, but mainly because you feel that they don’t match your vibe- that’s what i get from danny. i’ve seen a few people say this that danny is now the odd one out that hates what he does lmao. i think the break last year just solidified that. he really became arrogant suddenly, he acts so much more different now suddenly too.

i used to love danny because he seemed so laid back and down to earth, but now it’s just the kind of arrogance that isn’t attractive. we don’t know know him yes- but how bad can you be to immediately get a new read from social media?

it didn’t even seem like he was enjoying himself until he got drunk in the PYG video. the clip of him saying sam is his best friend- he was shitfaced for sure. maybe danny anti’s were right in a sense lmfao.

from the surface dave seems kind but look at danny now with all the poser ass friends they cycle through. i think saves girlfriend implemented some sort of fakeness to the crowd, dave even got cocky and arrogant with her.

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I don’t think he’s ugly, that’s harsh, but I don’t think any of them are exactly handsome in the classic sense and I don’t think they will age well, especially given their habits that take a toll on the body Certainly their livers must already compromised. Anyway, Sam is probably the best looking but he rubs me the wrong way because I don’t see a drop of humility in him.

No i think hes ugly. He looks dirty all the time, he looks like a chameleon or a bug or boston terrier maybe all in one. Im not saying im a 10/10 but the way jake fans talk about him youd think he was a model and dude is crusty. Thy arent aging well already and they barely hit 30. Danny looks scary. Josh is fucking himself up with all the shit in his face, id say he was the most attractive of them all before he started the work. So I would say now I think sam would be best looking. Even drinking aside though I mean look at their parents. They werent exactly set up for eye candy success. Jake is kellys twin and his hair is already receding and thin so im sure bro will be bald too.

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Moments that seem real are totally planned or overthought at times (the "Play Your Games" video/BTS and their GrammyU Q&A are two that pop into my mind immediately as examples of this).i think they are like (like in the play ur games bts) but bc the camera was on them it was more forced. I think the kiszka are naturally loud and dramatic and one might even say irritating and I think danny doesnt really fit in with that anymore, like I feel like ge was awkward shy quiet guy for so long so he kinda went along with the kiszkas shenanigans but now being seemingly around daves group I think hes become as everyone says more stuck up and fratty and doesnt fit in as well with the kiszka, like hes too cool now and I say that because in the bts vids he seems irritated and like he doesnt want to really be there and is sufficing. If that makes any sense?

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difference in taste in interesting because i think he’s so ugly. Majority of you all in Jake lane fail to realize even you all are hotter than him. Idk how he pulled jita and idk how he had you all wrapped around his finger.

I don’t think he’s ugly, that’s harsh, but I don’t think any of them are exactly handsome in the classic sense and I don’t think they will age well, especially given their habits that take a toll on the body Certainly their livers must already compromised. Anyway, Sam is probably the best looking but he rubs me the wrong way because I don’t see a drop of humility in him.

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"I’ll give a neutral (one that isn’t too negative) take against the ones here"

You hit the nail on the head with this take. I'm not saying these guys have duds of personalities in their real lives. But that's what it is really: we simply just don't know who they are in real life. We only know the celebrity persona they choose to share and tbh, they have chosen pretty bad ones for interviews lol. They come off arrogant (yet awkward), stiff, talk over each other, and run jokes into the ground. The "silly" GVF we see in TikToks, etc. is very contrived, and while I'm sure it's rooted in some truth, it does not appear genuine anymore and almost seems like they're doing too much at times to try and be the funniest. We've never known how these guys are in real life. It's a shame they can't just relax and be natural, but it's just not in their ethos as a band. They have always taken themselves way too seriously, and it impacts how they come across. I think this is what a lot of fangirls miss when it comes to people who loathe GVF. Yes, the Led Zep thing is obvious and people are way too brutal/annoying about it, but the guys personalities do NOT come across well to the average person either, and people rightfully think they are full of themselves and they have zero redeeming qualities. Not everybody watches "Questions & Answers", you know. They see one interview of Josh repeating that he's a diva, Jake repeating that "it's interesting", Danny being stiff and generic, and Sam coming across as arrogant. Sam at least tries to be personable and it's obvious why they send him out to do the most promo, but it just isn't enough to make them seem like down to earth guys anymore. People like realness, and GVF has too many walls up to be real. Moments that seem real are totally planned or overthought at times (the "Play Your Games" video/BTS and their GrammyU Q&A are two that pop into my mind immediately as examples of this).

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Have you seen him? Dudes oozing in sex appeal. Im not even jake lane but shit lemme get a go.

difference in taste in interesting because i think he’s so ugly. Majority of you all in Jake lane fail to realize even you all are hotter than him. Idk how he pulled jita and idk how he had you all wrapped around his finger.

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Sam and danny would be perf on royal court. Silly and playful without being annoying with twin influence

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“i know most of the fandom hates brittany broski- but those who don’t- if one of the guys ended up on royal court, who would you rather it be? i just saw a video on tiktok of people wanting josh, but sam is literally right there!!! even jake would be iconic. i just think the purpose of royal court is to have quiet, structured people flourish and have fun. i love josh but it’d be too predictable lmao.”

I’ll give a neutral (one that isn’t too negative) take against the ones here- Sam and Brittany would be able to have a grounded conversation, Sam’s the best person to interview nowadays. Josh, as someone else said, would definitely just do his usual shtick. It would just be loud and it would drag. Jake could be interesting since his arrogance comes from mad awkwardness, but it would be an overload of “well, it’s interesting” but I agree with you, I’d probably watch it just because the show is up his alley and I think Britanny would catch him off guard. Danny- no idea. I think he’d have fun. We’d be able to hear him speak for once, but It’d probably be boring. I don’t think Danny gives much to the table anymore

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even jake would be iconic.

jake is awkward as shit in regular interviews he wouldnt even know what to do on that cringe ass show of hers.

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i know most of the fandom hates brittany broski- but those who don’t- if one of the guys ended up on royal court, who would you rather it be? i just saw a video on tiktok of people wanting josh, but sam is literally right there!!! even jake would be iconic. i just think the purpose of royal court is to have quiet, structured people flourish and have fun. i love josh but it’d be too predictable lmao.

im in a few fandoms and majority fans all hate her. I hope to god they dont do this. That one meet up was enough for me. I cant stand her. Besides she only cares about whats relevant or trending at the time. Shes the biggest fan girlie of whatever is the hot topic at the moment. That mixed with all her other nonsense just please god no.

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"i know most of the fandom hates brittany broski- but those who don’t- if one of the guys ended up on royal court, who would you rather it be? i just saw a video on tiktok of people wanting josh, but sam is literally right there!!! even jake would be iconic. i just think the purpose of royal court is to have quiet, structured people flourish and have fun. i love josh but it’d be too predictable lmao."

I wish the guys would do more fun types of interviews like this, but unfortunately, I think they take themselves way too seriously to. If I could guess, I can picture Josh eventually doing it someday but his episode wouldn't be memorable or all that great because he'd just be doing his usual diva schtick the entire time and doing his typical concert one-liners lol. It would not come off genuine or bring out a fun side of him that would be endearing. Not a hater btw - I feel like these guys absolutely have fun personalities. But they just are not good at interviews and showing their true personalities in them. They keep their walls up, and I think it would honestly be a bit painful to watch them try to have fun with an interview lol

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Whats the science with jake lane being so feral? I swear its all of them lol, no chill at all.

Have you seen him? Dudes oozing in sex appeal. Im not even jake lane but shit lemme get a go.

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i know most of the fandom hates brittany broski- but those who don’t- if one of the guys ended up on royal court, who would you rather it be? i just saw a video on tiktok of people wanting josh, but sam is literally right there!!! even jake would be iconic. i just think the purpose of royal court is to have quiet, structured people flourish and have fun. i love josh but it’d be too predictable lmao.

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