I cry tomato sauce

What up, i'm Chloë, I'm 18, and I never learned how to stay active on Tumblr.

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So cool!! @voyancerune

[raakxhyr]

I started choking from laughter

[kermitismyfriend]

me: lmao yeah it’s pretty hard to actually scare me

buzzfeed unsolved: *shows a shadowy stock photo suspect pic* 

me:

[sunbvrnt]

look at these pitbulls they r so beautiful!!!

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@voyancerune

[allseeingjamus]

First Aid Kit - Fireworks

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So upset I didn't get tickets for their show this month. They're the first band I ever saw live, they're so damn good.❤

[chelsamander]

[nunniny]

they are all winners

[hold-onto-your-hearts]

Misophonics are not insulting you if they flinch 

Misophonics are not insulting you if they need to plug their ears

Misophonics are not insulting you if they need to leave the room 

Misophonics are not insulting you if they get angry ‘for no reason’

Misophonics are not insulting you if they burst into tears in front of you

Misophonics are not insulting you when they are triggered

Misophonics CANNOT help it

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This❤

[mrbenwyatt]

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I’m watching these guys on shark tank rn pitching this and all I can’t think of is: 2 BROS CHILLIN IN A HOT TUB 5 FEET APART CUZ THEY’RE NOT GAY. Honestly though why do hair ties have to be marketed to different genders? 😂 IT’S HAIR C'MON.

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PSA TO ALL 5 OF MY FOLLOWERS:

My best friend @voyancerune is beautiful and amazing and I love her. That is all, thank you.🙏🙏

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I looked up manatee vanity mirrors to see if they were a thing. Unfortunately not but now I'm just getting constant ads for vanity fair magazine on my social media. Sigh, why am I so misunderstood...

[userboxer]

[ryanbergara2]

#a whole ass look

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People in the 1960's: "I wonder what film will be like about 50 years from now..."

2018: *a movie taking place in the 1960's about a woman falling in love with a fish dude who figures out how to fuck him comes out.*

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

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Leena Ahmad Almashat: "Those who don't jump, will never fly." Me:

[actually-richard-speight]

Literally anyone: *hurts Alyssa*

James:

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TRUE