That Biologist

(He/They)

[butterfly-room]

hello the bbc can i interest you in a 70+ book series about the fifteenth doctor for a mature audience containing fan service torture and bisexuality? crucially these books must cost £4.99 each and make you no money whatsoever

[eighthdoctorscocaine]

there is no easter bunny there is no tooth fairy and there is no script for the christmas special

[thatbiologist]

Dating is kinda weird. I mean you’re basically just interviewing for a person that you wanna do laundry and taxes with.

[thatbiologist]

On the bright side of Doctor Who’s hiatus. RTD can no longer threaten us with a companion called, Petrol.

[thatbiologist]

With the sad, yet not unexpected news that Doctor Who has been cancelled for the foreseeable future. To keep the fandom alive and healthy. Listen to the Big Finish audiodramas, read the libraries of Doctor Who novels, watch the fan-films, and play the Doctor Who roleplaying game.

We the fandom can keep the Whoniverse alive in spite of the BBC and Bad Wolf.

[thatbiologist]

As Doctor Who has been officially cancelled today. That means we’ve officially entered the new Wilderness Years, aka, Wilderness Years 2: Electric Duggadoo.

[thatbiologist]

Star Wars Popcorn Bucket Idea: the disemboweled tauntaun from the Empire Strikes Back. The tauntaun’s chest cavity would make the perfect storage for popcorn.

[thatbiologist]

“Romance is dead, and Tinder has killed him.” - Friedrich Nietzsche, probably

[thatbiologist]

There's a 1 in 7 chance that meteorite that caused the Cretaceous–Paleogene (K–Pg) extinction event impacted on a Monday.

[thatbiologist]

I can't believe, Doctor Who predicted this...

[livetrash113]

Rassilon is both Jesus and Judas.

I am not willing to clarify.

[thatbiologist]

Out of context sentence from one of my ttrpg tables.

“I don’t know how to phrase this sentence without sounding like a heretic.”

My player accidentally accurately described the past 2,000 years of Christian theological debates.

[thatbiologist]

[thatbiologist]

"It is safer to meet a bear robbed of her cubs than to confront a fool caught in foolishness." Proverbs 17:12

Bloody hell, even the Bible chooses a bear over a man.

[thatbiologist]

We have to consider that Dugga Doo was a member of the Doovision.

[allamericansbitch]

i love this new gen of pop stars so much

[allamericansbitch]

an absolutely humungous update they just keep getting better

[rowark]

I think this needs an important addendum:

Not only did Billie Eilish donate $11.5M, she also called out a room full of billionaires, including Mark Zuckerberg, directly to their faces, saying "If you’re a billionaire, why are you a billionaire? No hate, but, yeah, give your money away, shorties."

The $11.5M she's donating is about 1/4 if her net worth. Imagine if a billionaire did that? If Mark Zuckerberg donated 1/4 of his net worth, it would be about $55 BILLION... and he's still have over $100 billion left.

And, yet, unsurprisingly, people are mad at Billie Eilish for what she said and not at the billionaires for hoarding all the money and resources

[thatbiologist]

I've just realised why the Doctor is a practitioner of Venusian Aikido. Aikido is meant to be the least aggressive martial art, as it focuses on defending the user, and minimising harm to the opponent.