Alternia's Hermits

The loners and wanderers of Alternia. Independent fantroll RP blog. Readmores are probably NSFW.

[noodledog]

D&D Bird Alignments

Lawful good- Hummingbirds. Just look at them and tell me they aren’t blessed paladins of all things good. You can’t.

Neutral good- Finches and sparrows. Peepers. Harmless.

Chaotic good- Parrots? Some are nice birbs but the screetches and the bites..

Lawful neutral- Red winged blackbirds. Insect eater, pretty songs but will heck you up if you get too close to their babies.

True neutral- Pigeons. Bob ya head and coo.

Chaotic neutral- POOTOO

Lawful evil- Shrikes. Birds gotta eat.

Neutral evil- Starlings. Fuck you for killing baby birds.

Chaotic evil- GEESE.

[andisupreme]

Go, little paladin!

[jinglefruit]

Very important new character in Splatoon 2

[becausebirds]

Preordering for this.

[alterniashermits]

Rratherr I sing too yoou, Teddy bearr?

OH, alWAYS, but YOU do HAVE a POINT aBOUT me STRINGing YOU aLONG.

[cotestuck]

Yoou seemed incrreasingly uncoomoorrtable. 

The pooint goot accrrooss, noo need too actually put yoou oon the spoot.

[alterniashermits]

HM? did I?

heh, IT’S just BEcause I’M not USED to IT, ‘s ALL. got ME shy.

[alterniashermits]

Rratherr I sing too yoou, Teddy bearr?

OH, alWAYS, but YOU do HAVE a POINT aBOUT me STRINGing YOU aLONG.

[alterniashermits]

Trry noot too, Teddy bearr.

Shit happens.

And the univerrse woon’t always use us as its purrsoonal looad gapperrs.

ALright. I’LL try.

IT sounds LIKE you’re FEELing BETter IF you’re SAYing THAT, though.

[cotestuck]

It help that yoou feel soo much moorre like yoou.

And that I’ve been able too get up with Gav.

[alterniashermits]

I feel MUCH more LIKE me. MAYbe A litTLE worse FOR wear BUT i’m FEELing LIKE mySELF aGAIN.

…i WISH i KNEW how TO make GETting BACK to ‘NORmal’ EASiER for YOU, too.

[cotestuck]

I miss yoou…

Vex and Srra help.

Ankhoou helps.

Having shit too doo helps.

It’s just a loong rrecooverry that seems insurrmoountable oon my bad days…

[alterniashermits]

YEAH.

if I had ADvice, I’D give IT, but…

[cotestuck]

Yoou did alrready, Teddy Bearr.

I just need too rrelax enoough that I can sleep.

[alterniashermits]

I could SING you A lulLAby. :y

[cotestuck]

O///v///O

You legitimately go round eyed and break out into the biggest, blushiest grin.

“Teddy bearr, I think I’d die oof happiness if yoou did…”

[alterniashermits]

DIE of BLEEDing EARS, more LIKE. i CAN’T carRY a TUNE in A buckET.

[cotestuck]

Naaaah.

Soo loong as yoou werre smiling, yoou coouldn’t soound bad too me rright noow.

[alterniashermits]

OH i DEFinITEly THINK i COULD. you’ve NEVer HEARD me SING beFORE.

[cotestuck]

Trry singing sooftly?

Coome oon, man, doon’t oofferr and have noo intentioon.

[alterniashermits]

Okay, Okay, YOU win. BUT i DON’T acTUalLY know ANy LULlaBIES, so YOU’LL have TO make DO with WHAT you GET, oKAY?

[alterniashermits]

Trry noot too, Teddy bearr.

Shit happens.

And the univerrse woon’t always use us as its purrsoonal looad gapperrs.

ALright. I’LL try.

IT sounds LIKE you’re FEELing BETter IF you’re SAYing THAT, though.

[cotestuck]

It help that yoou feel soo much moorre like yoou.

And that I’ve been able too get up with Gav.

[alterniashermits]

I feel MUCH more LIKE me. MAYbe A litTLE worse FOR wear BUT i’m FEELing LIKE mySELF aGAIN.

…i WISH i KNEW how TO make GETting BACK to ‘NORmal’ EASiER for YOU, too.

[cotestuck]

I miss yoou…

Vex and Srra help.

Ankhoou helps.

Having shit too doo helps.

It’s just a loong rrecooverry that seems insurrmoountable oon my bad days…

[alterniashermits]

YEAH.

if I had ADvice, I’D give IT, but…

[cotestuck]

Yoou did alrready, Teddy Bearr.

I just need too rrelax enoough that I can sleep.

[alterniashermits]

I could SING you A lulLAby. :y

[cotestuck]

O///v///O

You legitimately go round eyed and break out into the biggest, blushiest grin.

“Teddy bearr, I think I’d die oof happiness if yoou did…”

[alterniashermits]

DIE of BLEEDing EARS, more LIKE. i CAN’T carRY a TUNE in A buckET.

[cotestuck]

Naaaah.

Soo loong as yoou werre smiling, yoou coouldn’t soound bad too me rright noow.

[alterniashermits]

OH i DEFinITEly THINK i COULD. you’ve NEVer HEARD me SING beFORE.

[alterniashermits]

˙ǝǝǝɯɐɥs ˙snoᴉɹnɔ ǝɯ ƃuᴉʞɐɯ doʇs ˙noʎ uo ǝɯɐɥs

I’M sure YOU’LL find OUT someDAY. mayBE i’ll GET my OWN wantED postER.

do THOSE still EXist? WANTed POSTers?

[rebatrolls]

˙ɥƃnoɥʇ ɯǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ƃuᴉʞool punoɹɐ ƃuᴉlʍɐɹʇ oƃ ʎlʇɔɐxǝ ʇ,uop ᴉ ˙ʇsnɯ ʎǝɥʇ ǝɹnƃᴉɟ ᴉ uɐǝɯ ᴉ

[alterniashermits]

HMM? no? YOU don’t THINK it’d BE eVEN a LITtle COOL to HAVE your FACE on ONE like IN a WESTern OR someTHING?

[rebatrolls]

˙ǝlɟᴉɹ ɐ ɥʇᴉʍ ʎɐʍɐ ǝlᴉɯ ɐ ɟlɐɥ lloɹʇ ɐ ʎq ɟɟo uʍolq pɐǝɥ ʎɯ ʇǝƃ ʇou ɹǝɥʇɐɹ p,ᴉ ˙sɹǝʞɔnɟ ʎʞɐǝus ǝq oʇ puǝʇ ʎǝɥʇ ʇnq

˙noʎ oʇ ɹǝʍod ǝɹoɯ sɹɐƃǝɐɔ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ ɹoɟ ƃuᴉʇunɥ slloɹʇ ƃuᴉʌɐɥ ǝʞᴉl noʎ ɟᴉ ˙uɐǝɯ ᴉ

[alterniashermits]

HAhaHAha, I’D think WITH psiONics LIKE yours THAT kind OF stuff WOULD be NO probLEM.

[rebatrolls]

˙sʎɐʍʎuɐ pɐǝp ƃuᴉǝq ǝɯ oʇ pɐǝl plnoʍ ɥɔᴉɥʍ ˙sǝʌɹǝsǝɹ ɔᴉuoᴉsd ʎɯ ʇsnɐɥxǝ plnoʍ ǝɯᴉʇ ǝɥʇ llɐ ǝɯ punoɹɐ dn plǝᴉɥs ɐ ƃuᴉdǝǝʞ ‘uɐǝɯ ᴉ ˙ƃuᴉɯoɔ s,ʇᴉ ʍouʞ ᴉ ɟᴉ ɯǝlqoɹd ɐ ʇou ʎluo s,ʇᴉ

[alterniashermits]

MM. and I guess BEing A lone WOLF makes KEEPing AN eye OUT for THAT sort OF thing HARDer IN genERal.

AT least, I asSUME you’re STILL a LONE wolf.

[alterniashermits]

Trry noot too, Teddy bearr.

Shit happens.

And the univerrse woon’t always use us as its purrsoonal looad gapperrs.

ALright. I’LL try.

IT sounds LIKE you’re FEELing BETter IF you’re SAYing THAT, though.

[cotestuck]

It help that yoou feel soo much moorre like yoou.

And that I’ve been able too get up with Gav.

[alterniashermits]

I feel MUCH more LIKE me. MAYbe A litTLE worse FOR wear BUT i’m FEELing LIKE mySELF aGAIN.

…i WISH i KNEW how TO make GETting BACK to ‘NORmal’ EASiER for YOU, too.

[cotestuck]

I miss yoou…

Vex and Srra help.

Ankhoou helps.

Having shit too doo helps.

It’s just a loong rrecooverry that seems insurrmoountable oon my bad days…

[alterniashermits]

YEAH.

if I had ADvice, I’D give IT, but…

[cotestuck]

Yoou did alrready, Teddy Bearr.

I just need too rrelax enoough that I can sleep.

[alterniashermits]

I could SING you A lulLAby. :y

[cotestuck]

O///v///O

You legitimately go round eyed and break out into the biggest, blushiest grin.

“Teddy bearr, I think I’d die oof happiness if yoou did…”

[alterniashermits]

DIE of BLEEDing EARS, more LIKE. i CAN’T carRY a TUNE in A buckET.

[alterniashermits]

˙ǝǝǝɯɐɥs ˙snoᴉɹnɔ ǝɯ ƃuᴉʞɐɯ doʇs ˙noʎ uo ǝɯɐɥs

I’M sure YOU’LL find OUT someDAY. mayBE i’ll GET my OWN wantED postER.

do THOSE still EXist? WANTed POSTers?

[rebatrolls]

˙ɥƃnoɥʇ ɯǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ƃuᴉʞool punoɹɐ ƃuᴉlʍɐɹʇ oƃ ʎlʇɔɐxǝ ʇ,uop ᴉ ˙ʇsnɯ ʎǝɥʇ ǝɹnƃᴉɟ ᴉ uɐǝɯ ᴉ

[alterniashermits]

HMM? no? YOU don’t THINK it’d BE eVEN a LITtle COOL to HAVE your FACE on ONE like IN a WESTern OR someTHING?

[rebatrolls]

˙ǝlɟᴉɹ ɐ ɥʇᴉʍ ʎɐʍɐ ǝlᴉɯ ɐ ɟlɐɥ lloɹʇ ɐ ʎq ɟɟo uʍolq pɐǝɥ ʎɯ ʇǝƃ ʇou ɹǝɥʇɐɹ p,ᴉ ˙sɹǝʞɔnɟ ʎʞɐǝus ǝq oʇ puǝʇ ʎǝɥʇ ʇnq

˙noʎ oʇ ɹǝʍod ǝɹoɯ sɹɐƃǝɐɔ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ ɹoɟ ƃuᴉʇunɥ slloɹʇ ƃuᴉʌɐɥ ǝʞᴉl noʎ ɟᴉ ˙uɐǝɯ ᴉ

[alterniashermits]

HAhaHAha, I’D think WITH psiONics LIKE yours THAT kind OF stuff WOULD be NO probLEM.

[alterniashermits]

Trry noot too, Teddy bearr.

Shit happens.

And the univerrse woon’t always use us as its purrsoonal looad gapperrs.

ALright. I’LL try.

IT sounds LIKE you’re FEELing BETter IF you’re SAYing THAT, though.

[cotestuck]

It help that yoou feel soo much moorre like yoou.

And that I’ve been able too get up with Gav.

[alterniashermits]

I feel MUCH more LIKE me. MAYbe A litTLE worse FOR wear BUT i’m FEELing LIKE mySELF aGAIN.

…i WISH i KNEW how TO make GETting BACK to ‘NORmal’ EASiER for YOU, too.

[cotestuck]

I miss yoou…

Vex and Srra help.

Ankhoou helps.

Having shit too doo helps.

It’s just a loong rrecooverry that seems insurrmoountable oon my bad days…

[alterniashermits]

YEAH.

if I had ADvice, I’D give IT, but…

[cotestuck]

Yoou did alrready, Teddy Bearr.

I just need too rrelax enoough that I can sleep.

[alterniashermits]

I could SING you A lulLAby. :y

[alterniashermits]

˙ǝǝǝɯɐɥs ˙snoᴉɹnɔ ǝɯ ƃuᴉʞɐɯ doʇs ˙noʎ uo ǝɯɐɥs

I’M sure YOU’LL find OUT someDAY. mayBE i’ll GET my OWN wantED postER.

do THOSE still EXist? WANTed POSTers?

[rebatrolls]

˙ɥƃnoɥʇ ɯǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ƃuᴉʞool punoɹɐ ƃuᴉlʍɐɹʇ oƃ ʎlʇɔɐxǝ ʇ,uop ᴉ ˙ʇsnɯ ʎǝɥʇ ǝɹnƃᴉɟ ᴉ uɐǝɯ ᴉ

[alterniashermits]

HMM? no? YOU don’t THINK it’d BE eVEN a LITtle COOL to HAVE your FACE on ONE like IN a WESTern OR someTHING?

[alterniashermits]

Trry noot too, Teddy bearr.

Shit happens.

And the univerrse woon’t always use us as its purrsoonal looad gapperrs.

ALright. I’LL try.

IT sounds LIKE you’re FEELing BETter IF you’re SAYing THAT, though.

[cotestuck]

It help that yoou feel soo much moorre like yoou.

And that I’ve been able too get up with Gav.

[alterniashermits]

I feel MUCH more LIKE me. MAYbe A litTLE worse FOR wear BUT i’m FEELing LIKE mySELF aGAIN.

…i WISH i KNEW how TO make GETting BACK to ‘NORmal’ EASiER for YOU, too.

[cotestuck]

I miss yoou…

Vex and Srra help.

Ankhoou helps.

Having shit too doo helps.

It’s just a loong rrecooverry that seems insurrmoountable oon my bad days…

[alterniashermits]

YEAH.

if I had ADvice, I’D give IT, but...

[alterniashermits]

˙ǝǝǝɯɐɥs ˙snoᴉɹnɔ ǝɯ ƃuᴉʞɐɯ doʇs ˙noʎ uo ǝɯɐɥs

I’M sure YOU’LL find OUT someDAY. mayBE i’ll GET my OWN wantED postER.

do THOSE still EXist? WANTed POSTers?

[alterniashermits]

rebatrolls

~ɹoɟ ƃuᴉʇɥƃᴉɟ ɥʇɹoʍ spɐnb ǝɯos ǝʌɐɥ noʎ ʇsɐǝl ʇɐ ˙noʎ oʇ ɹǝʍod ǝɹoɯ ‘ʎǝɥ ʇnq ˙ʎddɐs ʎllɐʇoʇ

WHAT aBOUT you? YOU got PEOple YOU care About OR are YOU just A conTRARiAN?

[rebatrolls]

˙ǝɯ uɐɥʇ ɹǝploɔ unɹ ʎǝɥʇ ǝsnɐɔǝq ʇsnɾ ǝuoʎuɐ oʇ ƃuᴉlǝʌoɹƃ ǝpnlɔuᴉ ʇ,usǝop ʇɐɥʇ ǝɟᴉl ɐ ǝʌᴉl oʇ ǝlqɐ ƃuᴉǝq ʇnoqɐ ǝɹɐɔ ᴉ puɐ ˙ǝɯ ʇnoqɐ ǝɹɐɔ ᴉ llǝʍ

[alterniashermits]

I guess THAT’S all THE reasON anYone REALly NEEDS, huh. SORry, I phrased THAT badLY.

[rebatrolls]

~ƃuᴉuosɐǝɹ ʎɯ uᴉ xǝldɯoɔ ǝɹoɯ ʇou ɯ,ᴉ ʎɹɹos

˙ɥʇnoɯ ɹnoʎ uᴉ ʇᴉ pǝʌoɥs noʎ uǝɥʍ pooƃ lɐǝɹ sǝʇsɐʇ ʇooɟ ʇɐɥʇ ǝdoɥ ˙pᴉp ǝɹns noʎ

[alterniashermits]

YOU seem TO be DOing A good JOB of LIVing LIFE the WAY you LIKE, though. AM i WRONG?

[rebatrolls]

˙ǝsoddns ᴉ pǝllnɔ ǝɯ sʇǝƃ ʎllɐuᴉɟ ʇᴉ lᴉʇun ǝnuᴉʇuoɔ oʇ puǝʇuᴉ ᴉ puɐ ˙oʇ ʇuɐʍ ᴉ ʎɐʍ ǝɥʇ ƃuᴉʌᴉl ʇɐ pooƃ ɯ,ᴉ ~ʇ,uǝɹɐ noʎ

[alterniashermits]

I’M glad TO hear THAT. mayBE someTIME we’ll STUMble Across EACH othER livING how WE want IN perSON and WE can TALK more OpenLY.

[rebatrolls]

˙noʎ ƃuᴉzᴉuƃoɔǝɹ ʇou ʇnoqɐ ʎɹɹoʍ oʇ pǝǝu ᴉ ɟᴉ ƃuᴉɹǝpuoʍ ʇsnſ ¿ǝsᴉʍǝɔuɐɹɐǝddɐ ʎuɐ ǝƃuɐɥɔ noʎ

˙op ǝʍ ɟᴉ ssǝuᴉsnq ʎuunɟ ʎuɐ ʎɹʇ ʇ,uop ʇsnɾ ~ǝlqᴉssod ʎlǝɹᴉʇuǝ

[alterniashermits]

I got REALly TALL. and BROKE a HORN. but MOSTly I’M still THE same.

AND that’s INfo THAT’S known IMperIalLY so IF the FEDS are LIStenING, don’t BOTHer WRITing THAT down. ;)

[rebatrolls]

~ǝɯ ʇɐ ǝɯoɔ ‘ǝɹɐɔ ʇ,uop ᴉ ʇuɐld ɐ ǝɹ,noʎ ɟᴉ puɐ ˙ǝlqɐzᴉuƃoɔǝɹ ʇou ɯ,ᴉ ǝʞᴉl ʇɔɐ oʇ ʎɹʇ ʇ,uop os ʎllɐɔᴉsʎɥd ʇᴉq ɐ pǝƃuɐɥɔ ʇ,uǝʌɐɥ ᴉ

˙ʇɐɹq ʎʞɔn˥ ¿llɐʇ ʎllɐǝɹ sᴉ llɐʇ ʍoɥ

[alterniashermits]

EIGHT feet? ISH? i DUNno, I kindA zoned OUT durING that PART of MY last CHECKup.

[rebatrolls]

/:=

˙ǝɯ uɐɥʇ ɹǝllɐʇ ʇooɟ ɐ ɹǝʌo llǝʍ ǝɹ,noʎ ˙ʞɔnl ǝɥʇ llɐ ʇǝƃ slloɹʇ ǝɯos

˙ʎllɐǝɹ ˙ʇɐɥʍ

[alterniashermits]

YEAH, bang YOUR head A few TIMES on DOORframes AND tell ME i’m LUCKy. AND i DON’T mean YOUR horns, I mean YOUR acTUal HEAD.

[rebatrolls]

/:= ˙ɹǝʌǝɹoɟ ǝɔuᴉs ʇɥƃᴉǝɥ ʎɯ ʇɐ ʞɔnʇs uǝǝq ǝʌ,ᴉ

˙ʇɔǝdsǝɹ ǝɹoɯ ʇǝƃ ˙lnɟɹǝʍod ǝɹoɯ ɯǝǝs slloɹʇ ɹǝllɐʇ ˙ʇɐǝɹƃ sᴉ ɹǝllɐʇ ƃuᴉǝq ˙ɹǝʌᴉɹ ɐ ǝɯ ʎɹɔ

[alterniashermits]

HMPH. if THAT’S so I nevER saw AN ounce OF that REspect. I was AN anImal BACK in THAT hellHOLE, and OUT here, I had TO earn MY reSPECT.

it’s NOT eVEN like YOU’RE all THAT short.

[rebatrolls]

˙ɯɐ ᴉ sɐ snolǝʌɹɐɯ sɐ lloɹʇ ɐ uǝʌǝ ˙sǝʌlǝsɹno ʇnoqɐ ǝƃuɐɥɔ oʇ ǝʞᴉl p,ǝʍ ƃuᴉɥʇǝɯos ǝʌɐɥ llɐ ǝʍ ˙ʎɐʞo /ɹǝllɐʇ/ ǝq oʇ ǝʞᴉl llᴉʇs p,ᴉ

˙ooʇ llɐʇ ʇɐɥʇ ʍoɹƃ oʇ sʇuǝᴉɹʇnu ɥƃnouǝ ʇǝƃ oʇ ǝlqɐ ǝɹǝʍ noʎ sʍoɥs ʇᴉ ˙ɹǝʍod ɟo ʎɐldsᴉp lɐɔᴉsʎɥd ɐ sᴉ ʇɥƃᴉǝɥ

[alterniashermits]

MAYbe SO, but HOW you LOOK means JACK shit WHEN--

aHAhaHA, nearLY slipped UP that TIME.

[alterniashermits]

Trry noot too, Teddy bearr.

Shit happens.

And the univerrse woon’t always use us as its purrsoonal looad gapperrs.

ALright. I’LL try.

IT sounds LIKE you’re FEELing BETter IF you’re SAYing THAT, though.

[cotestuck]

It help that yoou feel soo much moorre like yoou.

And that I’ve been able too get up with Gav.

[alterniashermits]

I feel MUCH more LIKE me. MAYbe A litTLE worse FOR wear BUT i’m FEELing LIKE mySELF aGAIN.

...i WISH i KNEW how TO make GETting BACK to ‘NORmal’ EASiER for YOU, too.

[alterniashermits]

rebatrolls

~ɹoɟ ƃuᴉʇɥƃᴉɟ ɥʇɹoʍ spɐnb ǝɯos ǝʌɐɥ noʎ ʇsɐǝl ʇɐ ˙noʎ oʇ ɹǝʍod ǝɹoɯ ‘ʎǝɥ ʇnq ˙ʎddɐs ʎllɐʇoʇ

WHAT aBOUT you? YOU got PEOple YOU care About OR are YOU just A conTRARiAN?

[rebatrolls]

˙ǝɯ uɐɥʇ ɹǝploɔ unɹ ʎǝɥʇ ǝsnɐɔǝq ʇsnɾ ǝuoʎuɐ oʇ ƃuᴉlǝʌoɹƃ ǝpnlɔuᴉ ʇ,usǝop ʇɐɥʇ ǝɟᴉl ɐ ǝʌᴉl oʇ ǝlqɐ ƃuᴉǝq ʇnoqɐ ǝɹɐɔ ᴉ puɐ ˙ǝɯ ʇnoqɐ ǝɹɐɔ ᴉ llǝʍ

[alterniashermits]

I guess THAT’S all THE reasON anYone REALly NEEDS, huh. SORry, I phrased THAT badLY.

[rebatrolls]

~ƃuᴉuosɐǝɹ ʎɯ uᴉ xǝldɯoɔ ǝɹoɯ ʇou ɯ,ᴉ ʎɹɹos

˙ɥʇnoɯ ɹnoʎ uᴉ ʇᴉ pǝʌoɥs noʎ uǝɥʍ pooƃ lɐǝɹ sǝʇsɐʇ ʇooɟ ʇɐɥʇ ǝdoɥ ˙pᴉp ǝɹns noʎ

[alterniashermits]

YOU seem TO be DOing A good JOB of LIVing LIFE the WAY you LIKE, though. AM i WRONG?

[rebatrolls]

˙ǝsoddns ᴉ pǝllnɔ ǝɯ sʇǝƃ ʎllɐuᴉɟ ʇᴉ lᴉʇun ǝnuᴉʇuoɔ oʇ puǝʇuᴉ ᴉ puɐ ˙oʇ ʇuɐʍ ᴉ ʎɐʍ ǝɥʇ ƃuᴉʌᴉl ʇɐ pooƃ ɯ,ᴉ ~ʇ,uǝɹɐ noʎ

[alterniashermits]

I’M glad TO hear THAT. mayBE someTIME we’ll STUMble Across EACH othER livING how WE want IN perSON and WE can TALK more OpenLY.

[rebatrolls]

˙noʎ ƃuᴉzᴉuƃoɔǝɹ ʇou ʇnoqɐ ʎɹɹoʍ oʇ pǝǝu ᴉ ɟᴉ ƃuᴉɹǝpuoʍ ʇsnſ ¿ǝsᴉʍǝɔuɐɹɐǝddɐ ʎuɐ ǝƃuɐɥɔ noʎ

˙op ǝʍ ɟᴉ ssǝuᴉsnq ʎuunɟ ʎuɐ ʎɹʇ ʇ,uop ʇsnɾ ~ǝlqᴉssod ʎlǝɹᴉʇuǝ

[alterniashermits]

I got REALly TALL. and BROKE a HORN. but MOSTly I’M still THE same.

AND that’s INfo THAT’S known IMperIalLY so IF the FEDS are LIStenING, don’t BOTHer WRITing THAT down. ;)

[rebatrolls]

~ǝɯ ʇɐ ǝɯoɔ ‘ǝɹɐɔ ʇ,uop ᴉ ʇuɐld ɐ ǝɹ,noʎ ɟᴉ puɐ ˙ǝlqɐzᴉuƃoɔǝɹ ʇou ɯ,ᴉ ǝʞᴉl ʇɔɐ oʇ ʎɹʇ ʇ,uop os ʎllɐɔᴉsʎɥd ʇᴉq ɐ pǝƃuɐɥɔ ʇ,uǝʌɐɥ ᴉ

˙ʇɐɹq ʎʞɔn˥ ¿llɐʇ ʎllɐǝɹ sᴉ llɐʇ ʍoɥ

[alterniashermits]

EIGHT feet? ISH? i DUNno, I kindA zoned OUT durING that PART of MY last CHECKup.

[rebatrolls]

/:=

˙ǝɯ uɐɥʇ ɹǝllɐʇ ʇooɟ ɐ ɹǝʌo llǝʍ ǝɹ,noʎ ˙ʞɔnl ǝɥʇ llɐ ʇǝƃ slloɹʇ ǝɯos

˙ʎllɐǝɹ ˙ʇɐɥʍ

[alterniashermits]

YEAH, bang YOUR head A few TIMES on DOORframes AND tell ME i’m LUCKy. AND i DON’T mean YOUR horns, I mean YOUR acTUal HEAD.

[rebatrolls]

/:= ˙ɹǝʌǝɹoɟ ǝɔuᴉs ʇɥƃᴉǝɥ ʎɯ ʇɐ ʞɔnʇs uǝǝq ǝʌ,ᴉ

˙ʇɔǝdsǝɹ ǝɹoɯ ʇǝƃ ˙lnɟɹǝʍod ǝɹoɯ ɯǝǝs slloɹʇ ɹǝllɐʇ ˙ʇɐǝɹƃ sᴉ ɹǝllɐʇ ƃuᴉǝq ˙ɹǝʌᴉɹ ɐ ǝɯ ʎɹɔ

[alterniashermits]

HMPH. if THAT’S so I nevER saw AN ounce OF that REspect. I was AN anImal BACK in THAT hellHOLE, and OUT here, I had TO earn MY reSPECT.

it’s NOT eVEN like YOU’RE all THAT short.

[alterniashermits]

rebatrolls

~ɹoɟ ƃuᴉʇɥƃᴉɟ ɥʇɹoʍ spɐnb ǝɯos ǝʌɐɥ noʎ ʇsɐǝl ʇɐ ˙noʎ oʇ ɹǝʍod ǝɹoɯ ‘ʎǝɥ ʇnq ˙ʎddɐs ʎllɐʇoʇ

WHAT aBOUT you? YOU got PEOple YOU care About OR are YOU just A conTRARiAN?

[rebatrolls]

˙ǝɯ uɐɥʇ ɹǝploɔ unɹ ʎǝɥʇ ǝsnɐɔǝq ʇsnɾ ǝuoʎuɐ oʇ ƃuᴉlǝʌoɹƃ ǝpnlɔuᴉ ʇ,usǝop ʇɐɥʇ ǝɟᴉl ɐ ǝʌᴉl oʇ ǝlqɐ ƃuᴉǝq ʇnoqɐ ǝɹɐɔ ᴉ puɐ ˙ǝɯ ʇnoqɐ ǝɹɐɔ ᴉ llǝʍ

[alterniashermits]

I guess THAT’S all THE reasON anYone REALly NEEDS, huh. SORry, I phrased THAT badLY.

[rebatrolls]

~ƃuᴉuosɐǝɹ ʎɯ uᴉ xǝldɯoɔ ǝɹoɯ ʇou ɯ,ᴉ ʎɹɹos

˙ɥʇnoɯ ɹnoʎ uᴉ ʇᴉ pǝʌoɥs noʎ uǝɥʍ pooƃ lɐǝɹ sǝʇsɐʇ ʇooɟ ʇɐɥʇ ǝdoɥ ˙pᴉp ǝɹns noʎ

[alterniashermits]

YOU seem TO be DOing A good JOB of LIVing LIFE the WAY you LIKE, though. AM i WRONG?

[rebatrolls]

˙ǝsoddns ᴉ pǝllnɔ ǝɯ sʇǝƃ ʎllɐuᴉɟ ʇᴉ lᴉʇun ǝnuᴉʇuoɔ oʇ puǝʇuᴉ ᴉ puɐ ˙oʇ ʇuɐʍ ᴉ ʎɐʍ ǝɥʇ ƃuᴉʌᴉl ʇɐ pooƃ ɯ,ᴉ ~ʇ,uǝɹɐ noʎ

[alterniashermits]

I’M glad TO hear THAT. mayBE someTIME we’ll STUMble Across EACH othER livING how WE want IN perSON and WE can TALK more OpenLY.

[rebatrolls]

˙noʎ ƃuᴉzᴉuƃoɔǝɹ ʇou ʇnoqɐ ʎɹɹoʍ oʇ pǝǝu ᴉ ɟᴉ ƃuᴉɹǝpuoʍ ʇsnſ ¿ǝsᴉʍǝɔuɐɹɐǝddɐ ʎuɐ ǝƃuɐɥɔ noʎ

˙op ǝʍ ɟᴉ ssǝuᴉsnq ʎuunɟ ʎuɐ ʎɹʇ ʇ,uop ʇsnɾ ~ǝlqᴉssod ʎlǝɹᴉʇuǝ

[alterniashermits]

I got REALly TALL. and BROKE a HORN. but MOSTly I’M still THE same.

AND that’s INfo THAT’S known IMperIalLY so IF the FEDS are LIStenING, don’t BOTHer WRITing THAT down. ;)

[rebatrolls]

~ǝɯ ʇɐ ǝɯoɔ ‘ǝɹɐɔ ʇ,uop ᴉ ʇuɐld ɐ ǝɹ,noʎ ɟᴉ puɐ ˙ǝlqɐzᴉuƃoɔǝɹ ʇou ɯ,ᴉ ǝʞᴉl ʇɔɐ oʇ ʎɹʇ ʇ,uop os ʎllɐɔᴉsʎɥd ʇᴉq ɐ pǝƃuɐɥɔ ʇ,uǝʌɐɥ ᴉ

˙ʇɐɹq ʎʞɔn˥ ¿llɐʇ ʎllɐǝɹ sᴉ llɐʇ ʍoɥ

[alterniashermits]

EIGHT feet? ISH? i DUNno, I kindA zoned OUT durING that PART of MY last CHECKup.

[rebatrolls]

/:=

˙ǝɯ uɐɥʇ ɹǝllɐʇ ʇooɟ ɐ ɹǝʌo llǝʍ ǝɹ,noʎ ˙ʞɔnl ǝɥʇ llɐ ʇǝƃ slloɹʇ ǝɯos

˙ʎllɐǝɹ ˙ʇɐɥʍ

[alterniashermits]

YEAH, bang YOUR head A few TIMES on DOORframes AND tell ME i’m LUCKy. AND i DON’T mean YOUR horns, I mean YOUR acTUal HEAD.