hybrids of angels and animals

gav, 28. on ao3 as altschmerzes. jewish, native, aro butch, homesick minnesotan in ontario, lawyer, gen fic connesoir. romance repulsed to an extreme. no, your ship is not an exception. in all yr fandoms making all yr faves aromantic. hockeyblogs at @flaticeball. he/they.

[charl0ttan]

whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful fruity tasting type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you

[fagcrisis]

sums the whole series up

[balaclava-trismegistus]

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

[sailatina3]

Commercials should be illegal

[mrotiski]

international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you 

[ravioliet]

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

[clingyduoapologist]

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

[swordtit]

the best thing you can do to a character make them averse to touch and absolutely starved for it

[fuck-all-governments]

[recurring-polynya]

me (crazy eyes, covered in blood): I NEED to finish writing my fanfic. so I can start writing a different fanfic.

[altschmerzes]

i love you friendship and qprs and best friends and friends with benefits and mentorships and roommates and found family and surrogate parents and chosen siblings and rivalries every single specifically and actively nonromantic dynamic that exists

[windowsvriska]

especially friends with benefits. underrated dynamic.

[altschmerzes]

ESPECIALLY friends with benefits!!!!!!

[northw0man-deactivated20201019]

I will forever be profoundly unimpressed with people who take pride in their unkindness to others

[bluerose5]

Thank you, Black people in fandom spaces. Thank you, Black creators and Black lurkers. Thank you Black artists, Black writers. Thank you, Black bloggers, Black influencers. Shoutout to those Black characters, both canon and original. Thank you, Black people, both queer and cishet.

Your perspectives matter. Your representation matters. You are not bothersome for demanding equal treatment in fandom. It is not your responsibility to make fandom more welcoming and inclusive to you. It is not your sole responsibility to create all of the Black-centered content. You are not "ruining" anyone's fun for demanding better for yourself, and anyone who says otherwise can go fuck themselves. Any fandom worth being a part of should have no room for racism in it.

Black people in fandom, you are wanted. You are needed. You are loved and appreciated. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

And since they don't get told it near enough, thank you, Black women especially!!!

[bluerose5]

A reminder on Juneteenth!

[ceruleanheaven]

honestly given my parents whole [gestures vaguely] i am actually incredibly well adjusted

[altschmerzes]

i have to write a character having a sobbing breakdown right now i Simply Must.

[altschmerzes]

picture of my sweetiepeetie babyboy to bring you peace and joy this day. look upon him and feel at peace.

[catilinas]

more benches in museums

the benches need to have backs!