582 Years of Perfection

(Inactive: Moved to StDumbass) The world would be so boring without idiots like you to amuse me. Now you found me you best make things interesting, I tend to do away with things that bore me. [This is an RP blog] Tracking Alucardhellsing

[alucardhellsing]

The prince soaked in blood came downstairs home late, he wasnt even suppose to be leaving the manor with out someone with him for it was too dangerous he was hoping his father would be asleep at 10:30AM

The vampire had stayed up due to a mission, only having got but just a while ago. He had gotten a blood pack and was on his way back to his room when he smelt the blood, following after it until he found Kid. “… As much as I love blood why are you covered in it? This late no less?”

[iamkiddracula-deactivated201906]

The little prince rubbed his eyes and made a soft wine..

"I was…waiting for you to—" he yawned "come home…."

”..these two tried to put me to bed…”

[alucardhellsing]

Alucard crouched down to the boy’s height, an mused grin on his face as he listening to his reason.

"So you got grumpy and killed them~? Really what foll in their right might would try to force sleep on a vampire~? Can’t say I blame you, I do that too when I’m woke up"

He chuckled and shook his head. “Though I’m going to get yelled at for this one I don’t really care, they shouldn’t have kept me out so long.”

[iamkiddracula-deactivated201906]

Kid Dracula raised his arms up so he could get picked up.

"I don’t wanna go to bed daddy im not sleepy…"he insisted. He waited so long for his father to come home to play with him.

[alucardhellsing]

Alucard picked Kid up by the waist and hold him in one arm, shaking his head.

"Want to or not you need to, it's far too late for either of us to be up. I will be more than likely here when you wake anyhow, I don't get mission often you know." He mused, starting on his walk back downstairs.

[alucardhellsing]

The prince soaked in blood came downstairs home late, he wasnt even suppose to be leaving the manor with out someone with him for it was too dangerous he was hoping his father would be asleep at 10:30AM

The vampire had stayed up due to a mission, only having got but just a while ago. He had gotten a blood pack and was on his way back to his room when he smelt the blood, following after it until he found Kid. “… As much as I love blood why are you covered in it? This late no less?”

[iamkiddracula-deactivated201906]

The little prince rubbed his eyes and made a soft wine..

"I was…waiting for you to—" he yawned "come home…."

”..these two tried to put me to bed…”

[alucardhellsing]

Alucard crouched down to the boy's height, an mused grin on his face as he listening to his reason.

"So you got grumpy and killed them~? Really what foll in their right might would try to force sleep on a vampire~? Can't say I blame you, I do that too when I'm woke up"

He chuckled and shook his head. "Though I'm going to get yelled at for this one I don't really care, they shouldn't have kept me out so long."

[alucardhellsing]

*a little girl runs up and hugs you tightly*

The count raised a brow, looking down at the child in confusion. How did she even…? He guessed she was one of a visitor’s child. Hesitantly he reached down and patter her head, what else could he do?

[alucardhellsing]

The prince soaked in blood came downstairs home late, he wasnt even suppose to be leaving the manor with out someone with him for it was too dangerous he was hoping his father would be asleep at 10:30AM

The vampire had stayed up due to a mission, only having got but just a while ago. He had gotten a blood pack and was on his way back to his room when he smelt the blood, following after it until he found Kid. “… As much as I love blood why are you covered in it? This late no less?”

[deanprincesster-deactivated2017]

the catholic church gives wine to 7 year olds but gay marriage is wrong

[carryontoabetterplaceabettertime]

I mean this is totally out of context but is technically true. It is believed to be the blood of god and they are only given 1 tiny sip once a week but otherwise this is totally correct.

[deanprincesster-deactivated2017]

the catholic church encourages 7 year olds to drink blood every week but gay marriage is wrong

[swoo-n]

plot twist: people begin to find you attractive in real life and not just on tumblr

[historyofnippleclamps-deactivat]

Plot twist: People begin to find me attractive on Tumblr

[ilustris-deactivated20150209]

Plot twist: People begin to think I’m attractive.

[flowerreports57]

Plot twist: People begin to think

[cancerbaby1994]

studies show that i am a fucking idiot

[alucardhellsing]

Sweets are hidden in a top cupboard, and the young Miss Hellsing can be easily found dragging a chair in that direction with the hope of finding cookies, lollipops or other treasures for the taste-buds. Would you watch the process, aid, or hinder the quest for possible hidden confections?

The vampire had followed behind as he did now and then when he found himself bored, watching as the latest Hellsing went for the sweets. He would have thought they were put away better. Quietly he walked over, swiping the treats right out of the cupboard before she could.

"I would think it’s a little early for such a thing, wouldn’t you?"

[alucardhellsing]

=

The Count stood by her side as he waited longer, he was used to it by now and really he will be doing that for a long time to come. He tilted his head as she started to speak, a smile coming to his face as she thought.

"Outside at this time? It would be nice to be outside, it’s a nice night so I see no issues with that." Even with her demeanor she was still young and child like so it wasn’t so odd to hear such a request, though to be honest it had been a while since he had dealt with a girl. Not quite the same as a boy. “If that is what you wish to do then you are free to do it though I will obviously be coming along, that is part of my duty after all.” he held his hand out to the door, planing on following. “Just let me get the doors so you don’t drop anything.”

[youngintegra]

Integra moved to stand as soon as Alucard said it was a nice night. "It is a nice night." She slowly nodded. "Yes, I expected you to be coming along." She juggled three cookies and a glass of milk. When she thought she wasn’t being watched very closely, she did sneak a little bite of a cookie while walking along. Nom nom nom, nothing to see here. One the way out, she leaned on the door before looking up.

It wasn’t long before she was walking with a bit of haste in her steps. Torn in two directions: Wanting to play, and wanting to do nothing to besmirch the family name. A child wanting to play is hardly a sin, but still she restrains herself. "Let’s go this way."

[alucardhellsing]

It would seem to the vampire that she was in fact kinda eager to go out, not that he could blame her because personally he wanted to as well. He followed along quietly, having no remarks at the moment as seeing as it was quiet he didn't even have the option of messing with anyone yet. If he noticed any nibbling he said nothing about it.

Alucard nodded his head. "As you wish master~" Though he would normally be a pain in the ass it was still a bit early even for him, he could do so later. For now the pace wasn't lost on him and it drew him to smirk at the little blonde. "Eager to be out it would seem, one would think you wanted to all night."

[alucardhellsing]

"Hello Alucard. Long time no see."

"Ah~ Sebastian. It has been a long while, hasn’t it? Was wondering when we would meet again.

[alucardhellsing]

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[alucardhellsing]

Sweets are hidden in a top cupboard, and the young Miss Hellsing can be easily found dragging a chair in that direction with the hope of finding cookies, lollipops or other treasures for the taste-buds. Would you watch the process, aid, or hinder the quest for possible hidden confections?

The vampire had followed behind as he did now and then when he found himself bored, watching as the latest Hellsing went for the sweets. He would have thought they were put away better. Quietly he walked over, swiping the treats right out of the cupboard before she could.

"I would think it’s a little early for such a thing, wouldn’t you?"

[alucardhellsing]

=

And the vampire was fine without the time, what was time so something un-aging? He watched without a care though he would hope she was a little more proper than that, yet at the same time hoped not at the same time. He only nodded his head at her realization as he waited.

"The window? Very well then, nice choice." He leaned down and handed over the drink, letting it go before stepping aside to let her go take her seat. "Master, there is going to be extra time after there. What do you wish to do?"

[youngintegra]

With cookies and milk inher hands, the young Hellsing sat down by the window. "I.." Her thoughts repeated, ’..want to play outside. I want to play outside.’

A moment passed before she said, "I wonder, perhaps, if you might want to go outside instead of staying by the window?" Fresh air, trees.. is there a swing hanging from any of the trees? She took the opportunity to eat one of the cookies and sip milk afterward before she said, "I think the air outside might be refreshing." Indeed, she found the most grown-up way she could think of, to re-word: Let’s play outside!

[alucardhellsing]

The Count stood by her side as he waited longer, he was used to it by now and really he will be doing that for a long time to come. He tilted his head as she started to speak, a smile coming to his face as she thought.

"Outside at this time? It would be nice to be outside, it's a nice night so I see no issues with that." Even with her demeanor she was still young and child like so it wasn't so odd to hear such a request, though to be honest it had been a while since he had dealt with a girl. Not quite the same as a boy. "If that is what you wish to do then you are free to do it though I will obviously be coming along, that is part of my duty after all." he held his hand out to the door, planing on following. "Just let me get the doors so you don't drop anything."

[alucardhellsing]

Sweets are hidden in a top cupboard, and the young Miss Hellsing can be easily found dragging a chair in that direction with the hope of finding cookies, lollipops or other treasures for the taste-buds. Would you watch the process, aid, or hinder the quest for possible hidden confections?

The vampire had followed behind as he did now and then when he found himself bored, watching as the latest Hellsing went for the sweets. He would have thought they were put away better. Quietly he walked over, swiping the treats right out of the cupboard before she could.

"I would think it’s a little early for such a thing, wouldn’t you?"

[youngintegra]

=

Young Integra could have asked someone else to get the cookies, but there was the attempt to be independent. "Do you want a clock?"

Once the cookies are handed over she says, "I could find a clock for you." Might be an easier quest than cookie-hunting. When he mentioned the milk, she replied, "Yes, and I will put the chair back." She drags the chair, trying to get it back to its original place. The task is more difficult when holding cookies, but she manages to not drop any of those cookies.

[alucardhellsing]

Alucard gently shook his head at the question, turning to walk over to the next cabinet and pulling out a glass the right size for her. “No, that is quite fine but thank you. I would rather not know how long I am sitting there.”

With glass in hand he went to get the milk as well, pouring a glass as he watched her push the chair back. “Beside, all I need to know is if it’s day or night and I do that on my own. Just saying I don’t know the exact hour.” Putting things back where they came from he walked over, holding the glass. “Where do you want to have your snack?”

[youngintegra]

"Alright. No clock." As soon as the young Hellsing got the chair back in its place she she started to bring the cookies toward her face, only to freeze mid-action. "Oh." Unbecoming to inhale four cookies right there. Hmm.

Her head stayed still, but her gaze moved as she thought a moment before answering, "By the window?" Her thoughts immediately said, 'I want to play outside..' but she didn’t express them out loud. Instead she started to reach for the glass of milk, "Thank you."

[alucardhellsing]

And the vampire was fine without the time, what was time so something un-aging? He watched without a care though he would hope she was a little more proper than that, yet at the same time hoped not at the same time. He only nodded his head at her realization as he waited.

"The window? Very well then, nice choice." He leaned down and handed over the drink, letting it go before stepping aside to let her go take her seat. "Master, there is going to be extra time after there. What do you wish to do?"

[alucardhellsing]

Sweets are hidden in a top cupboard, and the young Miss Hellsing can be easily found dragging a chair in that direction with the hope of finding cookies, lollipops or other treasures for the taste-buds. Would you watch the process, aid, or hinder the quest for possible hidden confections?

The vampire had followed behind as he did now and then when he found himself bored, watching as the latest Hellsing went for the sweets. He would have thought they were put away better. Quietly he walked over, swiping the treats right out of the cupboard before she could.

"I would think it’s a little early for such a thing, wouldn’t you?"

[youngintegra]

Thwarted. Young Integra looks up as the treats are taken out of reach. She thought this task would be easier, until along came a vampire.

"You are forgetting that your early is very nearly, my late." She reached up a hand, "It’s time for cookies and milk. I already had dinner." Fingers stretch toward the cookies, trying to take hold. When that proves to be difficult, she turns her hand, palm up, "Four cookies." A beat, "Please." She made the request a statement, but tried to keep it polite.

[alucardhellsing]

The Count’s eyes ran over the box as he turned it over, checking just what he was holding before looking back down at the blonde. He really thought she would have just asked someone to get it.

"You may have a point about that, Guess I just keep getting switched around, I normally don’t have to deal with it." A small yawn escaped him, he didn’t need it but it came as a habit. "Hmm It’s already after dinner? There are no clocks down there so I didn’t know." He kept the box up out of reach easily, popping open the package and pulled out said for cookies for his small master. He waited until the please before he handed them over. "Very good, I will get the milk?" 

[youngintegra]

Young Integra could have asked someone else to get the cookies, but there was the attempt to be independent. "Do you want a clock?"

Once the cookies are handed over she says, "I could find a clock for you." Might be an easier quest than cookie-hunting. When he mentioned the milk, she replied, "Yes, and I will put the chair back." She drags the chair, trying to get it back to its original place. The task is more difficult when holding cookies, but she manages to not drop any of those cookies.

[alucardhellsing]

Alucard gently shook his head at the question, turning to walk over to the next cabinet and pulling out a glass the right size for her. "No, that is quite fine but thank you. I would rather not know how long I am sitting there."

With glass in hand he went to get the milk as well, pouring a glass as he watched her push the chair back. "Beside, all I need to know is if it's day or night and I do that on my own. Just saying I don't know the exact hour." Putting things back where they came from he walked over, holding the glass. "Where do you want to have your snack?"

[alucardhellsing]

Sweets are hidden in a top cupboard, and the young Miss Hellsing can be easily found dragging a chair in that direction with the hope of finding cookies, lollipops or other treasures for the taste-buds. Would you watch the process, aid, or hinder the quest for possible hidden confections?

The vampire had followed behind as he did now and then when he found himself bored, watching as the latest Hellsing went for the sweets. He would have thought they were put away better. Quietly he walked over, swiping the treats right out of the cupboard before she could.

"I would think it’s a little early for such a thing, wouldn’t you?"

[youngintegra]

Thwarted. Young Integra looks up as the treats are taken out of reach. She thought this task would be easier, until along came a vampire.

"You are forgetting that your early is very nearly, my late." She reached up a hand, "It’s time for cookies and milk. I already had dinner." Fingers stretch toward the cookies, trying to take hold. When that proves to be difficult, she turns her hand, palm up, "Four cookies." A beat, "Please." She made the request a statement, but tried to keep it polite.

[alucardhellsing]

The Count's eyes ran over the box as he turned it over, checking just what he was holding before looking back down at the blonde. He really thought she would have just asked someone to get it.

"You may have a point about that, Guess I just keep getting switched around, I normally don't have to deal with it." A small yawn escaped him, he didn't need it but it came as a habit. "Hmm It's already after dinner? There are no clocks down there so I didn't know." He kept the box up out of reach easily, popping open the package and pulled out said for cookies for his small master. He waited until the please before he handed them over. "Very good, I will get the milk?" 

[alucardhellsing]

Sweets are hidden in a top cupboard, and the young Miss Hellsing can be easily found dragging a chair in that direction with the hope of finding cookies, lollipops or other treasures for the taste-buds. Would you watch the process, aid, or hinder the quest for possible hidden confections?

The vampire had followed behind as he did now and then when he found himself bored, watching as the latest Hellsing went for the sweets. He would have thought they were put away better. Quietly he walked over, swiping the treats right out of the cupboard before she could.

"I would think it’s a little early for such a thing, wouldn’t you?"

[alucardhellsing]

Police girl and you are going to be parents

"I highly doubt that, in fact I doubt that I can even be a father anymore."

[alucardhellsing]

"Go away. I literally don't want to see your face."

Well that was a hell of a greeting.

"Then you don’t have to stand there and look. I’m doing what I always do which isn’t much outside the manor and there isn’t much I can do about that."

[alucardhellsing]

"I said no such thing, I am just restricted from most activity outside of home. I can do many things but I am just bound from doing so. There is little to do that I haven’t alright anyway."

[infernii-deactivated20140204]

                              “— — does it look like I care about what you’re capable of? All I care is that I don’t have to see your stupid face.”

[alucardhellsing]

"You were the one that brought it up so do not ask me that question. Don't wish to see it? Then you can turn around. On;y one can give me orders and I don't take well to others trying so."