[lakeplant]

shut your up its liminal backroom scp strangecore time

[sacred-portal]

[iraqnroll-deactivated20241123]

[manycrows]

[saeriibon]

[pauein]

[lasfloresrotasblogdepoesia]

Unknown Artist, "Porte Veine", 1913.

[skelotan]

Dedicated to my cat, who is very vocal about my bed time.

PATREON

[justsomeguycore]

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style

[the1handsomeboy]

"What's that sweety?"

"It's the girl who I hear crying in the walls..."

"oh... Uh...hmm"

[flunkett]

nasa to the artemis crew: right no pit stops at jupiter alright? moon and back

artemis: no worries

nasa when they return: so how was it

artemis crew, suspiciously stupider than before: how was what

[0v9]

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

[bedupolker]

Reddish orange and blue is such a peak color combo... red rocks over the colorado river... maple leaves over a cool cloudy sky... orange slices at the pool... fireplace on a snowy day... Koi fish pond... B-tier action movie poster... literally what can't she do?

[catmask]

does a single vivziepop character leave the onceler BMI bracket or are they all build like garden shed tools

[jellyfishesarecooler]

none of these words are in the bible

[catmask]

oh yes they are

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: a g caact a t c act a t a ga t t a t a t ga t a

Closest match: Symphodus rostratus genome assembly, chromosome: 15 Common name: Pointed-Snout Wrasse

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[ratliker1917]

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

[ratlicker1917]

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

[ratliker1917]

Delete this account immediately.

[nikosonn]

what if…

[anphivenas]

i need to get into cars

[dontsaythatillcry]

they have doors which help with this

[occudo]

Guess who finished the Project Hail Mary book and rewatched the movie?

[eddies-ashtray]

luv how male animals gotta fucking dance around and cry and shit for female attention and sex. and then men irl complain about fat women and body hair like get on ur fucking knees and beg me actually

[eddies-ashtray]

like these tarantulas dude?? the male has to tap out a rhythm she likes and if she doesn’t?? she’ll literally eat him.

[caustic-light]

Alpha males: "This is nature. You don't see animals acting like queers don't you?"

90% of nature documentaries: "Until now the female has been very impressed by the males drag performance of Orwell's Homage To Catalonia, soundtracked exclusively by Maria Carey songs. A demanding performance like that knows to impress. But... Oh No... One note in the final tune was one cent flat. It doesn't look good for the male now. She is ordering an orbital laser strike to burn his beautifully groomed plumage from space. It will take all year to regrow, effectively ending this one's mating season early. Better luck next time, little guy. Women are a tough audience."

[lakeplant]

The ideal Tumblr sexyman is always basically a gay mormon

[pukicho]

You arw a microorganism

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: a a cga

Closest match: You!

[attheendhello]

you heard it. reblog if u support yuri