I Blog What I Like

Sometimes I post sex, sometimes I post art, most the time I post comedy so enjoy. I'm just trying to be happy

[corvidcantina]

Me: I want to know languages

Person: then study

Me: no study. Only know.

[angelaeon]

Me, whenever the DuoLingo owl starts harassing me to do my practice

[prentiss-santiago]

this scene was far too real for too many people

[adeles]

Dada is here. Let’s show him how fabulous you are.  Incredibles 2 (2018)

[veryfunnymemes]

[munette]

Who will you take to prom? ;)

(And bless denki for doing us all a favor~ uwu)

[keybladesoras]

A CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE!

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

*christmas eve, 1979*

old man: it was a reindeer

kid [crying]: b-but grandpa, we-

old man: it was a reindeer, johnny. now take the keys and drive back into the garage while I wipe the tire tracks off of grandma, and never speak of this again

[stonerparty]

lettershoppe

[filmgifs]

Love, Simon (2018)

[meanplastic]

why is this the funniest thing i’ve ever watched please watch this IM ROLLINGGG

[retronerdinfinity-deactivated20]

The master of burns Yours Truly

[toasthag]

[oddfilmstills]

[realbiggay]

my interests include rough sex and compassion for animals

[euo]

[cartoon-deactivated20220930]

When you wake up in the morning and just sit in bed thinking about how tired you are for 10 minutes

[adult-sasuke]

that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.” the perfume department on the flying dutchman’s boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because that’s how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but it’s actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song “this grill is not a grill”. the entire band geeks episode like…this is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! there’s so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs i’ve had because of him.