I promise I can be normal about Luca Haas

I go by L/Viola/Yanez || Regione Lombardia hate account || pfp by @tales-of-witchery & header by @justlgbtthings

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Me: I want to know languages

Person: then study

Me: no study. Only know.

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Luca Haas at the Hollanov wedding, July 2021 (colorised)

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what do you mean Scott Hunter was starstruck by Kip Grady gifting him socks. I have to adopt this man.

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in other developments re german/anglo cultural exchange on breadstuffs, this image was posted to a facebook group yesterday

the following events ensued:

1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldn’t you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?

2. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my band name” jokes

3. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my stripper name” jokes

4. one “ah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa town” joke

5. this absolute masterpiece:

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look at my fuckass government bro we never making it out of this crisis 😭😭

[groovysarity]

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reading Game Changer rn and Scott and Kip really were cosplaying u-haul lesbians uh

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I might be the only one who does NOT want this 😭😭😭

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what do we think about Underdog by Kasabian as a Centaurs song

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Luca Haas it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa’s orchard

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do you think the older Cens players call the rookies “foals” as a collective or

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Ilya’s going to say Luca got 11 to signify his age since he’s a baby and Luca will reach enlightenment in that precise moment and ask if he has 81 because he’s decrepit trust

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I just KNOW Luca is the only rookie who uses proper punctuation when texting

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an argument can be foreplay if you do it right

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I hate it here I'm gonna [remembers suicide jokes are bad for your mental health] become obsessed with a side character

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I will kill you: unimaginative, unspecific Your favourite side character will have #discourse on twitter and you won’t know or care enough to take a side but you won’t be able to avoid it either because there are way too few people who talk about that character as it is and you can’t afford to mute their name: scary. Detailed. Possible. It happened to me, just today

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