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[aidashakur]

[brucebocchi]

this guy is genuinely excited and happy and nobody can take that away from him but there are a few indelibly hilarious things about this video that i will not spoil

[ampervadasz]

[thesadghostclub]

[everythingfox]

[astrodidact]

[guerrillatech]

[cishetlessfashion]

[catvampire]

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

terrifying and incomprehensible to the human mind?

[hzs-modblog]

[sad-boy-hank]

be not afraid

[awesomacious]

Car’s lore

[wooyorkk-deactivated20230910]

[lemonsharks]

My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn:

Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined.

[sighinastorm]

I like this so much better than the idea that our ancestors would be embarrassed or ashamed of us for being “soft” or some crap like that.

[therinde-dreams]

My ancestors, watching me stuff my face with fried chicken while studying: She eats like an imperial concubine and can afford to study like am imperial scholar. WE MADE IT

[idhren]

She eats like an imperial concubine and can afford to study like am imperial scholar

[villainous-queer-deactivated202]

My ancestors watching me use my stand mixer while living in a small apartment and attending university: Thou hast kneadeth bread in FOUR hail marys??? FOUR??? And thou ist poor as a churchmouse, yet liveth in a fine cottage with four pounds butter and fresh berries in thy larder!! And two featherbeds! And thou attendeth the King’s college, as a lord!!

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[redactedmatopoeia-deactivated20]

[tehnakki]

gawd, I fucking love sheep peeling videos.

[digitaldiscipline]

Thoughts contemporary folks share with counterparts of centuries past.

[ryuutchi]

Oh to be a sheep peeled by a hot butch

[severeannoyance]

"he's way too big for me so I let my wife handle him" oh my god this is so delightful

[ampervadasz]

[ampervadasz]

[ampervadasz]

[jaubaius]

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

[waffilicious]

imagine if a fuckin……. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldn’t stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move

and then just left

[elucubrare]

#wait how do you guys get places to live if you’ve never seen the House Hand??#are you just out there looking for empty buildings? (@thecactifindahome)