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| Alyssa | 28 | she/her/hers | ♒️Blog EST. 2010♒️ Good luck figuring out what’s going on here. I don’t even know

[view-from-up-here]

[peachine]

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

[targetedknowledge]

[thememedaddy]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[dykeselfcest]

we need to hype up older women's bodies more because I respect actresses' boundaries in not wanting to film scenes with too much nudity etc regardless of their reasons. but I think that if women over 40 weren't told they're past their prime and basically assumed and expected to be insecure about their bodies we could increase the quantity of milf sex on my tv screen by at least 40%

[lunamonchtuna]

to be seen without performing. to be heard without screaming. to be missed without disappearing. to be enough without proving it. to be held without falling apart. to be understood without explaining. to be wanted without conditions. to be. to be.

[parkchanwoohoo]

Love trying to explain that people in the ancient world traveled and exchanged ideas and cultural concepts only for the average shut-in American dipshit who's frightened of Black people and have wired cameras all over their suburban home to butt in like "No they didn't people kept to their own communities and nobody could go anywhere" like okay I get why that might seem to be the case for someone whose passport was acquired solely for sex tourism purposes but your psychological problems were not the basis of vast swaths of human society throughout time

[mozertone]

dragonfly larva fossil, Brazil

[marcus725]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[nemo-the-goat]

guess he died!

[dd-the-man-without-fear]

The Chief Graphic Designer:

[depsidase]

[transmechanicus]

Dublin’s Closed Israeli Embassy Becomes Palestinian Museum

Dublin's Closed Israeli Embassy Becomes Palestinian Museum, underscoring the significance of its location and expanding its influence. A New

[thebirdandhersong]

Absolutely horrid that a 10hr sleep does not cure you of all that ails you

[alex51324]

it doesn't even cure me of being tired

[prokopetz]

I think the message of Howl’s Moving Castle is that in order to maintain a successful relationship with some kind of fucked up wizard, you must find it in yourself to also be some kind of fucked up wizard.

[oswald-privileges]

[prokopetz]

See, I don’t think that’s the case. Certainly, Sophie’s magic is often more practical than Howl’s, but if you think that the practicality of one’s magic is a reasonable measure of how good a fucked up wizard is at being a fucked up wizard, you don’t understand fucked up wizards.

[mstopportunity]

By some metrics, Sophie is a more fucked up wizard - Howl would never mess something up by accident! But here’s the thing, they complement each-other. Sophie is practically-oriented, but she’s not always competent to do what she intends, nor does she know what she’s doing. Howl always knows what he’s doing and why, and it’s usually useless bullshit for terrible reasons. Howl knows what he is intimately. He knows his strengths and his weaknesses and he knows that he’s got a spine like wet, single ply tissue paper. Sophie complements this by doing whatever it is she sets her mind to, but having exactly zero capacity for self-reflection (or if she does it’s through a funhouse mirror)

Your honor, they’re both a better fucked up wizard than the other, just how they’re supposed to be. 

[prokopetz]

[froggmoment]

[nebulations]

[ID: Image one is a tag that reads: “#you must become a BETTER fucked up wizard than your wet peacock of a fucked up wizard boyfriend.” The word in caps is “better”. 

Image two is a reply by @/downtroddendeity that reads: “Howl ripped out his own heart and set it on fire and then immediately went “wait fuck that was a bad idea” and spent the next few years completely failing to do anything to fix it, and Sophie laid an unspeakably powerful, unbreakable curse on herself by ACCIDENT. They’re perfect for each other.”

Image three is a tag that reads: “y’all are perfect for each other. please never get anyone else involved.” End ID]

[fjordfolk]

i know this isn't the reguar theme of this blog but i need to share it somewhere because today someone called my local fire department because they found

a horse

[fjordfolk]

and not only was it a not-dead horse, they dug it up and it was

a lil muddy, mostly

[rabbithaver]

[ever-so-slightly-monstrous]

[vamplire]

reblog for 2026 to be the most homoerotic year for u

[joeyclaire]

i fucking love tumblr on new years i scroll past a glittertext gif wishing me a happy 2002 i scroll past my mutual wishing me a happy 2018 i scroll past a gifset wishing me a happy 2013 i scroll p

[scribbleshark]

happy 1915 everyone!

[goldensunset]

[queen-mihai]

Damn they were all about the glitter 30 years ago huh?

[goldensunset]

30?

[queen-mihai]

Idk 32 or something I stopped counting