Guidance & Discipline

For those who admire discipline-based relationships, those in them and those in need of them.

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Middle aged professional male who enjoys being a firm guiding hand and listening ear for young ladies needing advice, structure, guidance, supervision and/or the occasional (or not-so-occasional) firm hand across their behind. v2.0

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Today's Life Advice -- if you've had too much to drink, be sure to convert the amount to dog beers for anyone who asks.

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It isnt a corner, but clearly we all know what that bottom will soon be in for.

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Okay, all you closet spanko types officially gave me my 1,000th reblog overnight (hat tip to @abanabani-blog for being the magical 1,000th). Just for that, you get this sore red-bottomed young lurker writing "I will like and reblog you, Sir" a grand total of 1,000 times. Better hurry up and finish those lines, girl, before the reblog crew gets to 2,000!

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It was at about that moment she began wishing she had not decided to act like a brat on their evening walk...

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I have always found it adds something if the young lady is made to ask for her punishment. I'm not talking about her coming up and asking to be spanked. I am talking after you've scolded her. After you've reminded her of the rules. After you've made abundantly clear what your behavioral expectation in that situation is. Once all of that is done and she understands the why -- make her ask for the correction. Have her tell you not to stop just because she is crying. Hear her tell you not to listen to her pleas. Have her ask for punishment. And then, because you treasure her, deliver exactly what she has asked for and blister her bare butt until she can't sit comfortably. And there better be no hard feelings, because you did precisely as she asked.

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Such a delightful target offered so wonderfully...that one stripe along the undercurve at the base of her cheeks is going to be particularly fun to sit on and for her panties to rub against.

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Today's Life Advice -- Your true friends are the people who get mad at the same things you do.

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The round of 32 has finished. If your team went out, someone owes you 32 swats on your bare behind. These are the rules. No arguing.

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I'm sorry, but you know how this works. Our team gets a red card, you get a red bottom...

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Monthly motivation and maintenance. The July edition -- in the past month have you...

--Talked negatively about yourself? 20 swats and you owe yourself an apology. Post it below.

--Been warned about your attitude? 15 swats per person who warned you.

--Neglected chores or been scolded for not doing them? 20 swats.

--not drank enough water in the summer heat? 10 swats.

--Had too much alcohol to drink? 15 swats.

-- Been sunburned because you forgot to apply sunscreen? Your bottom should match the color and soreness of the sunburn.

-- Procrastinate? 15 swats.

-- Felt guilty over something not on this list. Confess below to receive your swats.

Remember, these are the rules and they are NOT negotiable.

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Another spanked girl reflecting on the better decisions she could have made.

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Friday fantasy -- Thank you for coming to tonight's worship service at the Church of Spankingtology. Let us give thanks for our most recent converts.

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Someone needs more swats applied to a very sore bottom. Punished girls stand up straight and proper when sent to the corner, young lady. This is NOT subject to debate!

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Given her parents' insistence that she be punished immediately whenever she acted out, this young lady is probably regretting her decision to misbehave in the park right about now...

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Today's Life Advice: Always purchase the cheaper wig. When it comes to saving money, it's a small price toupee.

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Happy Father's Day to all the dad/daddy types who follow this page.