Guidance & Discipline

For those who admire discipline-based relationships, those in them and those in need of them.

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Middle aged professional male who enjoys being a firm guiding hand and listening ear for young ladies needing advice, structure, guidance, supervision and/or the occasional (or not-so-occasional) firm hand across their behind. v2.0

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Didn't make good decisions on Friday night, I see...I bet there's more where that came from too!

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[wastedyouth1983]

Love those stripes. Make her walk back bare below the waist so anyone who sees her can marvel at the punishment she received

[callyd]

How it should be

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Friday Fantasy -- We're going for a nice camping trip in the woods. We're miles from civilization and the odds that anyone is remotely close to us are near zero. It is the perfect place to set up a tent, unroll sleeping bags, and find a nice switch so that we can discuss your behavior in an environment where you are perfectly free to squeal as loudly as you want as the sting and welts add up. And tomorrow you'll wear your tightest shorts with no panties as we walk back so that you can remember every line you've received.

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So apparently I've made 100 posts on here without being terminated for some random reason. I'd like to thank all of you kinky and naughty folks for all the likes and reblogs. So in honor of this milestone, I figure I'll throw it open for a press conference. Go ahead, AMA...

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Consider this your motivation to do better, young lady! Misbehavior is not tolerated under my watch and the rules are NOT subject to debate!

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Today's Life Advice -- There are 13 minerals essential to humans. All of them can be found in a glass of wine. This is not a coincidence.

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Monthly motivation and maintenance, the June edition. In honor of the end of spring/start of summer, I suggest all debts be paid via a sound switching of the bottom and thighs as required.

If you:

-- are a student, 10 swats per grade below a B (or the equivalent in your country). Everyone in this house is above average. If you failed a course, make it 30.

-- needed reminded to do your chores this month, 10 strokes. You will be responsible one way or another.

-- cant see at least half of the floor in your bedroom because there are things covering it that ought be elsewhere, 10 strokes PLUS 10 more per hour until it is cleaned amd vacuumed. You'll not be lazing around like a slob this summer!

-- liked a post on this blog in the last month but didnt say hi, 1 swat per post. If you reblogged and said nothing, 3 swats per reblog.

-- overdrew a bank account, spent over your credit card limit or were late with any bills, 10 swats. Financial health is important.

-- stayed inside for 5 or more days this week for reasons other than physical health or poor weather, 15 swats. Go touch some grass!

-- got spanked because of anything on this list, 15 minutes naked and bare in the corner, hands atop your head. Think of how you should have behaved and how youre going to do better in June. These are the rules, and they are NOT open to argument.

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The wooden spoon has helped cure many a young lady of her attitude or behavior issues. Applied briskly, it can send the sting factor off the charts. And it is something that you, yes YOU, young lady reading this, need to have applied to your bare bottom. Don't you?

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Friday fantasy -- we are at the mall shopping and happen across the belts in the back corner of the men's section. It is pretty empty, so I tell you to bend and touch your toes so I can give one of the belts a good test SNAP across your bottom. You know, try before you buy. The sheepish look on your face as you stand up desperately hoping none of the other shoppers are staring back in your direction is priceless.

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Today's Life Advice -- Teamwork makes the dream work. Assuming your dream is a chaotic group project where you do 90% of the labor.

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Sometimes you just have to paddle some sense into her...

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Hmmm, this is a tough one. I'm going to answer...5 minutes otk bare bottomed with the palm of my hand followed by 12 good wooden paddle swats.

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Today's Life Advice -- The Bible and the Quran both teach to love one another but have also inspired wars and violence. The Kama Sutra, on the other hand, is slightly more specific and has caused zero wars, proving that details matter.

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Friday fantasy -- A nice quiet night at the movies. And I have the remote control to your Bluetooth vibrator. Ah-ah...I said a QUIET evening! And don't worry. The run time of the movie is only an hour and 56 minutes...

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No, you misunderstood. When I said we were going to discuss your marks, I meant the ones I am going to leave upon your bum! Very soon it will resemble your partner in crime's backside, so you may as well stare at it.

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Perhaps its a slight twinge of OCD, but I feel she needs called out of the corner so the left cheek can better match the right. Remember all you spanking types -- "Never do a half-assed job. Always go full ass "

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Today's life advice -- when life gives you lemons, make beef stew. Any fucking idiot can make lemonade.