Alyssa Dawn

[prcrstln]

[deathirl]

[ghostsandgoblins]

[bond-ionic-bond]

[badsciencejokes]

…who lives in a pineapple under the sea

[devoureth]

[penisennui]

[livinmokotory]

adhdalistair:

penisennui:

(via Justin Jorgensen) “In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and there’s the obvious play on ‘sweet dreams.’

I wondered if I could fall asleep on a cake and have sweet dreams. I didn’t. It was pretty gross really and wasn’t easy to wash off.

A few years later, outtakes from the shoot were sold to Getty Images as stock photos. I didn’t know this until 2011 when one of those photos made #13 on the wildly popular Buzzffed.com list of “60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos.”

Into 2014, the Getty Image photo continues to make the rounds on Facebook and Tumblr.”

[skylorde]

i can’t believe i leveled up enough to unlock cake pillow guy’s backstory

[coelasquid]

I can’t believe the “sweet dreams” joke didn’t occur to me

[sangatsunolion-deactivated20171]

[tamper]

[obstsaft]

                        once you do something, you never forget.                                                                     e v e n    i f    y o u    c a n ’ t    r e m e m b e r .

[halloweenskellington]

[hashtagparksandrec]

[allanimanga]

[bob-belcher]

Sixteen years ago today, Cosmo had an idea. 

[bob-belcher]

On this exact day, Cosmo had an idea. You can only reblog this today. 

[sportsfemme-deactivated20170529]

My girlfriend suddenly buried her face in her hands like something was wrong and it took like 10 minutes to get her to tell me what was going on and she showed me this post

[sixpenceee]

New Zealand artist Benjamin Lloyd recently announced on Facebook that he would give all the kids at Auckland’s Starship Children’s Hospital temporary tattoos if he received 50 likes. But he didn’t get 50 likes. He got over 400,000 of them! And the number just keep on rising.

True to his word, Lloyd has agreed to honor his pledge. The artist has been airbrushing for ten years but has only recently started painting tattoos. He only did them for fun, and only for adults, but when he suggested doing them for the kids at the children’s hospital the internet went into overdrive. He’ll soon commence his admirable tattoo-a-thon, but in the meantime, check out these pictures to see the sort of awesome sleeves that these cool kids will soon be sporting.

“Nothing brings me more joy than boosting kids confidence with a custom tattoo,” wrote Lloyd on Facebook. “The only bad thing is that they don’t want to take a shower afterwards.” (Source)

[alyssadawn-24]

me: i fuckin love school learning man this is where im meant to be

professor: reminder that your paper is due next class

me: im dropping out

[abortiondelight]

i told a lady i really liked ghosts and she said “are you being serious or are you just saying that in case one is listening”