Vintage Time Machine

Minerva / Requiem / Subotenuhigeukiro 🇹🇼 she / they

[carrionkid]

Obsessed with the comments on this video

[egberts]

looks like october is…. octover

[laurassecretlife]

i’m queueing this for next year

[finchjpeg]

Its nowvember

[benwarheit]

Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point. -the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein -but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses -there’s three wine glasses -one’s for him.

[lastpositivist]

Lmao staff at a Nigerian hospital hung this up after a boss they didn't like was transferred away

[exuberantocean]

Nothing like going to bed. Yay I get blanket time!

[exuberantocean]

Nothing sadder than wake up time. What do you mean I need to leave the kingdom of warms?

[correctopinionhaver]

[elismagicatnado]

fuck yessss we love working animals

[corallapis]

[charlesoberonn]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[lynx-girl]

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

[help-my-ocs-breached-containmen]

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

[polari]

every other animal probably finds humans so corny with the this is what it means to be human shit. a warthog who rolls around in the mud isn't thinking truly i alone understand that this is the meaning all warthogs before me have tried to find in their lives. she's thinking this luxurious mud bath really hit the spot for me. maybe i'll drink water at some point this week or maybe i won't because i can actually go months without it which is a really neat fact about us warthogs. but she isn't making a whole fuss about it

[technofinch]

Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of

[wintergardenscribe]

saw a post saying that New Yorkers force their kids to learn to play the recorder in school because they’re secretly looking for one that will be able to solve their rat problem. I can’t stop thinking about it

[sleepyminty]

I like how most of the wholesome content of the pale siblings trio, everyone just agree that this is their whole dynamic

[silliestcreature196]

Let's be chocolate chip with mama

[birds-in-posts]

European herring gull (Larus argentatus)

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[bloodraven55]

already kinda adore this little guy

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[energyprison]

if we just breed one really huge cow we could just shave steaks off of it for probably 100 years before it got hurt or died

[deathwarlock]

we should breed trillions of micro cows and eat them like sunflower seeds and they all feel pain and die