we're all mad here.

"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be, or you wouldn't have come here." Aly. 25. NYC. Mad as a Hatter.

[cendaya]

zendaya The Cheetah Girls didn’t have to go that hard on Cinderella

[thecommonchick]

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

[inactiveblog123]

Like Michael Buble and Santa

[mainflopgirl]

instead of shaming women into shaving and putting on makeup society needs to start bullying more men into……like……at least wearing deodorant 

[joshdwn-blog]

[whateverthepoodle-deactivated20]

This is still the biggest mood tbh

[sidelinesofcode-deactivated2020]

[houseofwolvcs]

gerard’s valuable insight on twilight.

[opus3no1]

philharmonic cheddar.

[clairvoyantconstellations]

gimme gimme some of that vampire money

[gaypeopletwitter]

[bonnie131313]

A little over 8 years ago, a friend of mine, L (name redacted) was hit by her scum-bucket boyfriend.  It wasn’t the first time he’d hit her, but it was the first time he’d hit her in front of her best friend J. (name also redacted.)  J objected to the abuse, you might say she objected violently to the abuse (which is one of the reasons why the names are redacted even if the statute of limitations should be up.)

After scum-bucket had fled the scene, J decided that L needed some more support, so she called every women she knew.  Everyone available showed up to L’s apartment with weapons and booze.  Imagine if you will, around 30 women stuffed into a one-bedroom apartment comforting L and passing around the drinks when someone spots scum-bucket’s car pulling into the parking lot.

It was decided that a few ladies would stay in the apartment with L while the rest of us when downstairs to confront scum-bucket and prevent him from entering the building.

Now all of us ladies at that time happened to belong to the same theater group that specialized in swashbuckling plays, lots of sword fights and the like.  So, when I say we brought weapons, I mean we brought things like broadswords, battleaxes, crossbows, rapiers and like.

So, scum-bucket gets out of his car and starts walking across the parking lot only to spot 25 or so heavily armed women marching out of the building, raising their weapons and charging at him while screeching like furies.

Scum-bucket had a pretty good sense of self-preservation and the sight of us was inspiring.  He ran back to the car and peeled out of the parking light like the hounds of hell were at his heels and I suppose we were.

Anyhow, L never heard from him again.  Eventually, she and J started dating and they’ll have been married for 5 years next September.

[the-witches-glossary]

A cat crossing your path does not mean bad luck. It means a change in luck, in any direction, good or bad.

[microcroft]

a cat crossing your path is actually good luck because you get to see a cat

[kitty]

[katherinewhistler]

my only three moods :

[puukkolesbo]

my last three brain cells getting ready for this semester

[jeanncoffee]

http://knarwolves.tumblr.com/post/159160231201

[yikes-zodiac]

[tinynebula]

90% of my love for chris evans is his lack of toxic masculinity, the other 10% is That Ass™

[tinynebula]

this post is my legacy

[refinery29]

“The decision to cancel a season is serious and consequential, and reflects Harvard’s view that both the team’s behavior…run[s] counter to the mutual respect that is a core value of our community,” Harvard President Drew Faust wrote in a statement. Faust also said that there have been initial discussions looking into whether this behavior occurs on other sports teams.

[zaiatzgeistbeth-deactivated2018]

It’s nice to see Harvard live up to the standard of conduct Elle Woods set.

[paper-rose-doodles]

“You recognized and dealt with misogyny at Harvard?”

“What, like it’s hard?”

[j-bellion]

[adhdpunk]

me: wait, what was i going to do again?

me: *suddenly remembers* oh, right!!!

me: *walks a few steps*

me: …wait, what was i g-