the future is bad

ask me about the bad future | roasts are always open but never answered quickly | asks off anon get priority 

[incorrectzodiacquotes]

What's the server like?

[that-millennial-chick]

Summer vs. Winter

SUMMER: Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Sagittarius, Pisces

WINTER: Taurus, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius

[boymounter]

if i saw a ring of mushrooms i would simply hop in it and chug the first beverage i see

[boymounter]

rip to people who don’t want to be wed to the fairy queen but i’m different

[web1-0]

*hits the bong and does a magical girl transformation*

[geniusoflove]

louis wain rly made the best painting of all time n no one knows about it but art hoes and oingo boingo fans

[geniusoflove]

everything about this painting gets me so excited every time. its just so good. this cat has powers

[cyelatm]

I submitted to the mortifying ideal of being known and all I got was this lousy reward of being loved

[cyelatm]

I say this out loud at a party and everyone stops talking and teams up to heave-ho me out the window like a drunkard in an old cartoon

[lilspirit]

me looking in the mirror: idk who this bitch is but I’ll do her makeup I guess

[alisonzai]

[turbosporty]

[moscowdiscow-deactivated2017011]

Take a fucking nibble babes

[paxamericana]

[rbhvleo]

[alisonzai]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

when i was a toddler i thought god was an imperceivable web of white pulsing membranes stretched over itself a million times and i thought he lived inside the wooden pulpit at my church

[fetidmoppet]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

[jitterati-deactivated20190311]

at some point you’ve got to STOP reading the entrails and go out and LIVE that which was portented by them, because you WILL run out of doves

[criminalactivityplaylist-deacti]

I’m never not thinking about this post

[spookitake]

teacher: write about who you are and your identity!

me: my what