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i want to be one of these.
“Soppy” - Illustrtation by Philippa Rice
is this Oliver and Jordana?
Omg OMG omg
This is the most accurate post on working retail I’ve seen on this site
Yesss
When a customer asks to speak to the manager and you are the manager. Lol
Tfw all of these are accurate 😂
I’m dying.
I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and
uh
yeah
Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u
So i tried it both ways and uh
i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?
this made me laugh really hard….
and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed
but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated
So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE!
Its not science unless you write it down so
First method:
Well done, i guess…
Second:
I fucked up
Girls… how?
I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY
I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!
It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.
Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.
Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.
but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.
and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.
It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!
bless you
look what is back on my dash. Jesus.
This came back but with ACTUAL SCIENCE you are the saviour of our generation
I have no words
I seriously just needed this
This deserves the 1 million+ notes it has.
oh my god. oh my god. OH MY GOD
This is important
IMPORTANT. BOOST.
Can’t even do the fake number anymore smh
munroinmychambers:
disney, did you really think we wouldnt notice?
just because the new marnie had a butt chin too doesn’t mean we couldn’t easily tell she was an iMPOSTER
#I WILL BE MAD ABOUT THIS UNTIL MY LAST DYING BREATH
No fucking way.
text from ex: i miss u
me:
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where did the mango
This gives open bar a wholeeee new meaning!
My wedding
A guy named Adolf Hitler won an election in 1932. He won an election, and 50 million people died as a result of that election in World War II, including 6 million Jews. So what I learned as a little kid is that politics is, in fact, very important.
Bernie Sanders (via theliberaltony)
Bernie Sanders’ parents are Holocaust survivors by the way.
(via theautisticagender)
This is very pleasing to my eyes
This is most satisfying.
I’ve hit the motherload
WHEN YOU RECOGNIZE A VOICE ACTOR IN A THING
WHEN YOU DONT RECOGNIZE A VOICE ACTOR UNTIL THE CREDITS
WHEN YOU RECOGNIZE THE VOICE BUT DON’T KNOW THE NAME OF THE VOICE ACTOR
I can't.