.Bonaparte.

HIATUS

[amanofdestiny-blog]

opens blinds. peeks. closes them.

[thiswaycomessomethingwicked]

“He [Napoleon] was very fond of children and would often have the little sons of his brother Louis and Queen Hortense to breakfast with him and Marie Louise. He liked to tease them. One day when the two little Princes were at breakfast Louis [future Napoleon III], aged three years and a half, was eating a boiled egg. Napoleon made him turn his head to look at a toy and took away the egg. When the child missed it he took up his knife and said to the Emperor: 

“Give me back my egg or I will kill you.”

“What you rascal would you kill your uncle?” 

“I must have my egg or I will kill you.” 

The Emperor gave it back to him saying, “You will be a fine fellow.”

-From the memoirs of Sophie Durand, 1819. 

[mbyak]

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[amanofdestiny-blog]

how are you going to spend your birthday??

got dem red solo cups at the ready

[amanofdestiny-blog]

" Happy Birthday, my love. " *heart eyes for days*

not now josephine i am planning my grand entrance....

[valinaraii]

Napoleonic iconography. Today, it’s mostly baby!Naps, mainly in Brienne being socially awkward (except for his blond friend there in the second row).

[valinaraii]

Stumbling on a new article about your favorite historical figure:

Only to find that’s (yet again) inaccurate and awfully written stuff.

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@weasellesly

[amanofdestiny-blog]

Huakmora Buakmora Fuckimora Bonapart!!!

[amanofdestiny-blog]

happiest birthday to you, little nugget! * sprinkles with fairydust *

                            merci

[amanofdestiny-blog]

i heard there was gonna be a boner party

Yes, mon ami. You are --

    dgfhdf- Incorrect!

[amanofdestiny-blog]

Memes are attacking please help Bonap!!!!

[amanofdestiny-blog]

Happy birthday. Have some baguettes -- 247 to be exact, as per French tradition.

     Ah oui, and let the baguettes be warm and thick and able to fill the bellies of all the grande armée!

[amanofdestiny-blog]

*casually slides in with a bottle of wine and some swords because lets fight* BON ANNIVERSAIRE, MON AMI

      “At last! SOMEONE remembers! Merci, ma douce amie!” 

[amanofdestiny-blog]

"That's a nice empire you got there ... shame if something ... happened to it." -Duke of Wellington

    “I’ll have you know it is my birthday and I will not STAND for this ...CONNERIES!”

[napoleondidthat]

When it’s your birthday and you get some tired old flags….again.

[kisamesopelagic]

Admittedly, the Luise-letter and Alexander-letter were separate letters

but honestly? honestly? Napoleon’s letters to Josephine are absolute comedy gold and I love it

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@amanofdestiny

[black-brunswickers-deactivated2]

happy birthday napoleon bonaparte