Fuck

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[letmebegaytodd]

Couldn't stop thinking about this little man

So i got on ebay and found him

Effervescent

[letmebegaytodd]

[letmebegaytodd]

i see we're all on the same wavelength today

[thebootydiaries]

me: mom I need a new bottle of toothpaste

mom: finish the one you have sweetie

me: it's empty

mom: *squeezes the bottle and out comes extra toothpaste, Henry the VIII, michael jackson's corpse, the missing malaysian airplane, and 4 prisoner refugees*

[tevanbuckley]

He’s right and he should say it.

[nailinmyhead]

we have to start somewhere, things take time and the show was cut short thanks to covid so calm down beyonce and wait for season 2

[jeaniefranklins]

you’re talking to a guy who put gay kisses in Doctor Who in two thousand and five, I think he knows a bit about “starting somewhere.”

[sethrogensmohel]

oh MY G-D

[trendy-tardigrade]

I genuinely thought this said “rabbits” and the image in my head makes me wish one of my rabbis were a rabbit. Can you imagine

[cephalopodvictorious]

(once again, the muppets come through for us)

[zalco]

Cinematic parallels

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[watchthirdlife]

[immaplatypus]

okay why strive for a relationship like harley quinn and the joker when there’s love like carl and ellie’s

[gwangjuhobl-deactivated20171003]

Didn’t she die

[immaplatypus]

well sure, but after like, the longest and happiest life together living out their own little adventures. they both lived really full lives, and they loved each other so much through every second of it

i’d say those are the ultimate relationship goals

[haroldhutchinsofficialremad-blog]

“didn’t she die” breaking news. perfect relationships now grant you immortality

[popepauljohn]

x

[studentlifeproblems]

[right-2-rebel-deactivated202210]

[eriklehnsherrgf]

[allthingshyper]

MLK was assassinated just over 50 years ago

He'd be 91 if he were alive today

Don't ever let them trick you into thinking this was a long time ago

[omghotmemes]

I found it funny that a dude living in a cave for 20 years decided to vaccinate as soon as he heard about the virus for the first time

[redpandarascal]

you leave your cave and you hear that there’s a global plague, but good news, there’s a vaccine! but bad news, a lot of people won’t get the vaccine, out of jackassery.

if that was me I’d be like “shit like this, is EXACTLY why I’m a cave hermit.”

[secondbeatsongs]

just received what I think is the funniest spam email I’ve gotten in years

buckle up

[secondbeatsongs]

help, I’m crying

[secondbeatsongs]

like, all the way from “I Hesitate to Send You This” to “YOUR NAME”, this is a work of comedy gold

who wrote this? can I talk to them? are they okay?

[funnytwittertweets]

[pleatedjeans]

Finally, someone said it.

[depsidase]