[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

realized i have started texting like mr darcy

[plasmalogical]

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[vaporevon]

you’re jerking off and suddenly my leitmotif starts playing

[kushblazer666]

[daco-showman]

I fucking hate the elf forums fuck my life

[koiagain]

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

[psilocervidae]

Green + yellow + orange is a highly underrated colour combo

[psilocervidae]

Look at her don't you love her

[anah3ra-a]

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

How are you feeling?

I won’t play your psychological games

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[kacey-luv]

[saintfelina]

*pervert voice* okay so im the princess and youre the knight sworn to protect me

[steelnail]

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

[tatzelwurming]

i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually

[homo-neandertalensis]

Was made to groove

[tatzelwurming]

my man

[shrimp-pulpit]

yo get off your ass i need you to come up front and call a customer the f slur for me i cant reclaim it

[belovedgamers]

The BEST trope is when a character tells another “let’s run away together, we can leave all of this behind and start a new life somewhere” and gets rejected. And then the rest of the tragedy unfolds