...Like A Bird On A Wire...

Ambrosia most places, Adephagia others. Amber irl. Full-fledged fogey. Florida born, Ohio raised, potentially westward bound some day. Wanderer and Wonderer. Whiskey drenched and cheesecake addict. Natural redhead, unnaturally blue, purple, orange, green, pink, whatever I feel like this week. FAT and better than ok with that. (death feedist for the nomenclaturely inclined) Pants protester, and clothing in general. Don't look to me for "fatshion" Perpetual student with approximate knowledge of everything about nothing. Beard, boobs, and banjo obsessed. Music aficionado-ish. Artsy-fartsy. Über nerd.

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Heat seeker of a missile smile Don't let pricks take your inch to a mile

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Always willing to share, but I know you'd rather I ate the whole thing

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January 2023. Very important business meeting. Hold my calls.

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[amberadephagia]

imma be a mattress

[amberadephagia]

Have you ever been to a cardiologist for an evaluation?

I'd rather visit the carbiologist, how are my carbs, what's the highest level of carbs you've ever seen, this gives me a high score to beat, better go get this bread.

To answer your question... no, but I've had EKG's. Heart is fine for now. It's emotionally drained, but I know that's a total boner killer.

[amberadephagia]

What are your limits when it comes to feedism talk?

As Kenny Loggins might say, "gonna take it right into the danger zone" If it's someone I enjoy talking to, and there are so few, absolutely no limits. I want to explore every little facet down to the smallest detail. In serious matter of fact terms, in fantasy ideal terms, both the realities and silly make believe scenarios. Get hot and bothered by it, as well as make fun of ourselves about it. But ultimately, like to get to know a person first, kink second. The circles we meet in establish the kink part, tell me what else makes you happy. If we can make each other laugh, then we can deep dive on what makes us cum.

[amberadephagia]

Just to review: Diabetic, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, over 350 lbs. You are going to have a heart attack before you are 45.

Ehhh, hopefully sooner. Life expectancy isn't that much shorter and those are the least fun years anyways. Pop those metformin, chug that ice cream, live life literally to the fullest, it's all good. But thank you, doctor.

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[lilcowzia]

fat loves you so much that it will never leave you, and you should be happy abt that 💕

[amberadephagia]

What are you tipping the scale at?

At least 20% always.

[amberadephagia]

What’s the most fattening thing you eat on the regular?

Fast food/local delivery app eateries practically daily and grazing snacks throughout because after long shifts I can't be arsed to do much else. Lately been getting into blender treats. Sometimes fattening smoothies, but other times even more fattening ice cream treats with flavored powders (taro or honeydew is my fave)

[amberadephagia]

How’s your blood sugar? 😈

If this were the High Striker at the carnival my sugar would be hitting the tippy top. Give the girl a prize!

[amberadephagia]

What’s your butter of choice?

Butter? I barely know her! I can go to town on olive oil and sea salt, but various compound butters are pretty great too.

[amberadephagia]

How can I raise your cholesterol and blood pressure?😈❤️😈

The usual suspects I'd imagine, saturated fats, salt, keep me filled with swill, enabling my laziness. Taking away my cholesterol/blood pressure meds will probably do the trick too, but that's not sexy.

[amberadephagia]

Are you more active in other places?

Not really. Been more active on Feabie lately, but known to abscond for weeks and months at a time.