Tankman, Cassette girl and Hank Headcanons.
[ Can be platonic or romantic, which ever you prefer it! ]
♡ These three goofball are just the best friends with such differing personalities
☆ You got Hank, a killing machine who has a weird obsession with massacre and kittens
♧ You got Tankman/John, a captain who loves cock jokes and who's kind of a dick ( no pun intended ). Basically the Newgrounds Sans
♡ And you got Cassette Girl, a literal cassette player who smokes and who bounces around a city
☆ With these three combined you got yourself a sitcom
♧ These three actually pretty vulnerable once brought together. Always providing a shoulder to cry on or an ear to listen to.
♡ They make it clear that they love and care for each other. Whether verbal, physical or through actions, they make it obvious they care for each other. For example, Cassette girl loves to wrap herself around John and Hank during bad days
☆ Hank will bend over backwards for his lil group if needed
♧ They have anime marathons when they are bored.. They love watching a bunch of different genres, mostly horror, romcom, comedy and action
♡ If they ever gain a love interest, the other 2 are cheering them on
☆ They are often seen at McDonald's in the middle of the night
♧ SSleepovers, like all the time. And with sleepovers, there comes cuddles. And they are all babies-
♡ No joke, Hank is in the middle as a pillow while John and CG snuggle up next to him
☆ Hank makes fursonas for John and CG. Cassette girl always keeps a little drawing in her wallet
♧ Tankman calls himself a sugar daddy jokingly, but he legit spoils his friends far too much. Like he spent too much on a dress for CG. She feels bad to this day, but John doesn't mind a bit.
♡ They are all huge dorks. They love playing dnd together, usually with Pico, Steve and Deimos
☆ And if you wanna know what they play, Cassette girl plays a male elf barbarian, Tankman plays a fenale orc fighter, and Hank plays a nonbinary half elf cleric
♧ If one gets sick, the other two are their personal nurses
♡ You may think Tankman or CG are the mom friend, but its actually Hank. Hank is super protective, loving ( in his own way ), and is actually super helpful to his loved ones
☆ They are literally the definition of the "Hot Friend Group". Tankman and Hank are definitely well built. Tankman has obvious muscles but he has a bit of chub on him while Hank has obvious muscles and abs but he doesn't look like a blown up balloon. Cassette girl is pretty curvy. She's not overweight but she isn't sickly skinny. Definitely bisexual panic group
♧ Friendship is magic and solves problems aw yea
