"Kissy kissy kermie!" misspxggy
"Piggy! It's bad luck to kiss before midnight!
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@rcinbowconnection
"Kissy kissy kermie!" misspxggy
"Piggy! It's bad luck to kiss before midnight!
sitting here... unkissed. Tis a shame.
"And I think its gonna be
a long , long time..."
ASK ~ RULES ~ ABOUT
"Popcorn! Get yer' popcorn, folks! Watch the fight of the century! Popcorn!"
Let it Snow
If he is to die , let his children know he died doing what he didn't enjoy. Being cold.
I got up at 3AM to draw this for @rcinbowconnection because I was excited about seeing them on dash and also I have no self control .
anyway yippee :)
When did you know you loved miss piggy?
"Well... gosh. When do you know you love anything, really? Loved theatre ever since I was a tadpole!"
"Even when you think the fire died out, she walks into a room and... fwshh! You remember what you're fightin' for. "
Frog . It's . . . a frog . Small , but hard to tell if there's a single thought behind those beady little eyes .
Fan? Debt collector? A secret EX he forgot he had? What's a frog to do? Sign an autograph? No,... too self-centered.
"Sorry, ma'am... theatres closed today! Someone went and cannon-balled themselves through the roof, again..."
It's Big Bird. He's just...standing there. In the rain. With a box of things from old buddies on Sesame Street. Won't you let him in? Won't you, oh won't you Kermit? ...Cause it's not Grover or Cookie Monster. It's Big Bird. Look at how hopeful and adorable he is. He never gave you any trouble. Riiiiiight? RIIIIIIGHT? (mwah have this)
It's probably a little messed up that his first thoughts were not 'Are you okay? Please come inside!' or 'Poor kid, Come in from the out.' .... But instead. 'MY VASES! MY COLLECTORS PLATES!' and 'Oh man do I gotta drive this kid home now? the traffic is so bad when it rains...' Where's 80's Robot when you need them most? His happy features slowly melted into concern and worry. Were things okay for the bird? He'd instantly do-up the guest room at the drop of a hat if need be. This wasn't just a cast member, this was a friend. A good friend.
"Big Bird? What're you doing out here? It's pouring out there, friend! Come in, come in! Gosh... you must be cold. Go on and have a seat on the couch, the fireplace'll warm you right up!" @fairestmusesofthemall
“Daddy! I wanna go swimming!” shining-stxrs (melody)
Really? REALLY? Oh the things he does for familial love. It's the middle of fall! "Ehhhh... It's a bit cold out, little one. How about daddy warms up the jacuzzi?" What's he thinking? That's not nearly big enough for her to swim around in! Unless you counted laps. Countless.... laps. "OR, or uhh... if y'need some moisture... I'll turn on the sprinklers! "
“Hold the babies for me dear. I’ve got to go grab my lucky bag for the premiere.” Misspxggy
Oh , so he's a terrible husband and a terrible father, too. They're heavy! SO heavy, and Kermit is so...... SO SO not. The very opposite of 'Hunk.' "S-sure, sure Piggy-- uhhhh.. oh! Can you grab my special tie? It's in the top drawer! You know, the red n' white one." He's gotta stay strong. Keep a relaxed face, Kermit! "You know.. each day I swear you two gain a pound or five!"
There she goes just petting the back of her husband's head. "Oh darling I don't think we've ever been separated for that long."
"I, uh.. I missed you, too. A lot." an exhale before he takes her hands into his own, thumb gently gliding over the backs. "Not mad at me are you, Piggy? I'll make it up to you!" How she manages to get him to melt. Every. Single. Time. Is beyond his knowledge.
@rcinbowconnection
"KERMIE!!!"
"PIGGY!" Don't mind him... just gonna... snuggle right into her shirt. She's wearing his favorite perfume, his hearts a-flutter!
"...Yer better on Sesame Street, Kermit." Shots fired.
Dramatic sigh. Very very dramatic sigh. "I know..."
IS CURRENTLY WRITING YOU ALL CITATIONS. He's getting too old for this shit, come on guys. KEEP IT PG.