And I wonder

"You think you'll figure me out tonight but I don't care." Amelia Susan Bones Sixth Year Ravenclaw, Prefect, Swimmer.

[acteon-flint]

  Grinch? What’s a Grinch?

[ameliasusanbonesxx]

A green bloke who steals Christmas. 

[acteon-flint]

  …I what?…

[ameliasusanbonesxx]

[acteon-flint]

  Don’t play around? Are you trying to cancel Christmas as well?

[ameliasusanbonesxx]

I'm not the Grinch. 

[acteon-flint]

  Thank you, but I wasn’t being serious. You take things too seriously, Bones.  -He takes his wand.- Accio clothes?

[ameliasusanbonesxx]

No I do not.. I.. Look.. I..

[acteon-flint]

  I can’t remember to be honest. I should really get something one since you aren’t going to look at this lovely body of mine. I feel ashamed. 

[ameliasusanbonesxx]

look.. you are attractive. Don't feel ashamed. I'm just not one of those girls that feels she has to see a guy naked to really see him. 

[acteon-flint]

  Hmm? Did I? I have no idea what you are talking about.

[ameliasusanbonesxx]

Don't play around with me Acteon. 

[acteon-flint]

  Oh, you’re not? Tell me that more convincing and I’ll believe you.

  Last time, as in last time. You know, the other day.

[ameliasusanbonesxx]

What did you tell me the other day? 

[acteon-flint]

  Oh nothing, nothing at all.

[ameliasusanbonesxx]

You meant something. 

[acteon-flint]

  That’s not what I meant but sure let’s go with that. 

[ameliasusanbonesxx]

What did you mean?

[acteon-flint]

  Fine, it’s a yes! You know, you are so complicated. 

Mmmhmm, that’s what you said last time.

[ameliasusanbonesxx]

I'm not complicated. 

Last time? What last time was this?

[acteon-flint]

  Yeah, well then it’s a no. 

Yeah? Well, I am sure some lad will change your mind. It always does.

[ameliasusanbonesxx]

A no? Don't disappoint me now Flint. 

I don't change my mind often, no do I wait for guys to sweep me off my feet. 

[acteon-flint]

  Oh yeah? Like what? I’m sure I can learnsomething from you.

[ameliasusanbonesxx]

You're a seventh year. You've learned everything that I know. 

[acteon-flint]

  And if I say yes what are you going to say? 

Belt up? Well one day you will have to. At least once you are married right?

[ameliasusanbonesxx]

I'd be surprised and amused, and i'd doubt your sanity.

Yeah, but until then i'll be fine. 

[acteon-flint]

  I can, that was just an example.

[ameliasusanbonesxx]

Well you're going to have to do a lot more to seduce someone of a higher intelligence than a fifth year. 

[acteon-flint]

  Other ladies… like the fifth years.

[ameliasusanbonesxx]

Fifth years? You can't seduce a sixth or seventh year? 

[acteon-flint]

  Fine, if you can find me clothes I’ll wear them.

[ameliasusanbonesxx]

Find clothes? Are you trying to charm me with your nude body? I've obviously seen better. Belt up I mean. I don't really want to stare at a crotch. 

[acteon-flint]

  Nah, not at all. The ladies love it.

[ameliasusanbonesxx]

What ladies? Definitely not me.