La Vie En Rose

[ripndip]

[manthadoodle]

[specta-a-deactivated20180419]

[pastweeks-deactivated20200512]

when i take off my wig, lashes, take a makeup wipe to my face, unstuff my bra AND untuck 

[nineprotons]

“Got the morbs” should be a thing.

[breelandwalker]

Victorian slang is AMAZING, and select phrases really need to make a comeback.

“Bitch the pot” - Pour the tea (HOW RELEVANT IS THIS!?)

“Bang up the elephant” - Absolutely perfect; super stylish

“Well, that’s shot the bale” - Something that has missed the mark entirely

“Church-bell” - A woman prone to gossip

“Chuckaboo” - A dear friend, a bosom chum

“Beer and skittles” - A great time (see also: Irish Gaelic “craic”)

“Butter on bacon” - Something overdone or too extravagant

“Cupid’s kettle drums” - Breasts, particularly large ones

“Gigglemug” - A cheerful smiling face

[thecuriousviolet-deactivated201]

All of these??? Make me smile??? They’re so weird and wonderful I love them??? Especially bitch the pot because that’s something I could totally hear myself saying…that and chuckaboo

[thebibliosphere]

I worked in a Victorian tea house in my youth and I’m telling you, you haven’t lived till you hear a the 98 year old lady (this was some 15 years ago) utter the words “bitch the pot” because it was what they used to say when the tea house first opened and it just sort of stuck through all the generations.

[biisousss]

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[psych2go]

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[sustancy]

[colachampagnedad]

[6lacksoul]

[brendenfraser]

[ihaveitwitheverybody]

This might be the best thing ever filmed.

[mediokrek]

I’ve seen the gif, but it’s even better with the context of how little time it took.

[tinafey]

please watch this show

[windwaver]

One of my favorite moments in television. Period.

[bamonpocalypsenow]

Lmaooo

[ohsobreezyjane]

He hit that shit so clean 😂

[ayymoe-deactivated20181114]

PSA!!!!

if 👏🏼 you 👏🏼 ain’t 👏🏼 got 👏🏼 no 👏🏼 money 👏🏼 take 👏🏼 your 👏🏼 broke 👏🏼 ass 👏🏼 home! 👏🏼

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[marcitlali]

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the fucking wig i’m gonna kill my self

[miki-minach-deactivated20210218]

I literally went through my archive to find this asdgbdjsn

[dreamshappenhere]

We are not really friends until:

I know where your house is and how to get to it…but don’t know your address.

[ameri-cano]

Child: Daddy! Look! I drew you and mommy at school today!!

Me: Hell yeah, fanart

[flowerinaflame]

[winestainedlinen-archive-deacti]

This show is everything

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

i’m pb&j - petty, bitter and jealous