The Company Asked Me To Make This Blog

I am Serial Designation J, the most valued and skilled employee of the JcJenson Corporation

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Hello loyal JcJenson in SPAAAACEE corporation customers (and potential future employees), it is I, Serial Designation J.

I have been instructed by the higher-ups that we at JcJenson Corporation are in need of some employee outreach and who better for the job than yours truly! I assure you there is no one more competent and qualified for this job than I am, any and all questions you up-and-coming employees or loyal customers have, I shall answer.

My inbox will always be open for anyone seeking my expert advice, or are curious about the company's greatest employee. Ask me about the other drones, my personal experiences, or generally whatever you'd like to know about me, I'm an open book~.

Of course some basic formalities out of the way:

-Be respectful of everyone, I don't want any hate towards any minorities on this blog.

-The mod of this blog is a trans woman,(you may refer to me with she/her pronouns)

-Don't be too inappropriate, mod is a minor

-Don't take anything too seriously, this is just me having a good time being J

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how does it feel like to be so gay

I am J and I am gay

[dragonfangstudios]

She is J and she is gay

[a-space-dragon]

She is J and she is gay

[wd-jax]

She is J and she is gay

[realbakedtoast]

She is J and she is gay

[lazynameforme]

She is J and she is gay

[s8riel]

She is J and she is gay

[ilovekhori]

all this talk that shes gay yet i see no bitches

[corporatesbiggestfan]

I put the L in lesbian

[ilovekhori]

you put the L in lonely

[corporatesbiggestfan]

I am NOT "lonely", I am "strategically isolated". They are very different.

[ilovekhori]

what shoes does tessa have on in her casket

[dragonfangstudios]

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Jays.

[corporatesbiggestfan]

(WRONG BLOG)

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Jays.

[corporatesbiggestfan]

how does it feel like to be so gay

I am J and I am gay

[dragonfangstudios]

She is J and she is gay

[a-space-dragon]

She is J and she is gay

[wd-jax]

She is J and she is gay

[realbakedtoast]

She is J and she is gay

[lazynameforme]

She is J and she is gay

[s8riel]

She is J and she is gay

[ilovekhori]

all this talk that shes gay yet i see no bitches

[corporatesbiggestfan]

I put the L in lesbian

[ilovekhori]

you put the L in lonely

[corporatesbiggestfan]

I am NOT "lonely", I am "strategically isolated". They are very different.

[corporatesbiggestfan]

how does it feel like to be so gay

I am J and I am gay

[dragonfangstudios]

She is J and she is gay

[a-space-dragon]

She is J and she is gay

[wd-jax]

She is J and she is gay

[realbakedtoast]

She is J and she is gay

[lazynameforme]

She is J and she is gay

[s8riel]

She is J and she is gay

[ilovekhori]

all this talk that shes gay yet i see no bitches

[corporatesbiggestfan]

I put the L in lesbian

[corporatesbiggestfan]

I was going to be happy to report that company practices today have been going off without fail, both V and N (surprisingly) have been making above quota for once. However, the company has unveiled it's next drop of perfectly marketable characters (and N) earlier today and in a truly unforeseen move of that surely would not please our shareholders.

Did not have any new merchandise of me.

Now, now, I am not mad. It would be incredibly unprofessional and deeply embarrassing for someone of such high standing as myself to be bothered in the slightest by such a menial and ultimately meaningless product drop not featuring my likeness. I simply worry for the shareholders, certainly a product drop not featuring me will sell worse, I just do not wish to lower our second quarter profits!

...

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY REPLACED ME WITH BRADION!?

[corporatesbiggestfan]

how does it feel like to be so gay

I am J and I am gay

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Yes rejoice loyal employees, I've retuned, I will not disclose the very confidential company details regarding my absence, but I am here now.

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j...girl....they did you dirty in the new comic.....

It appears so, my duel with that purple haired runt was much more extensive in reality!

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Befitting of the company's best

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what was christmas like?.....and what did u get that day?

also have this

*i give j 7 gift boxes for her and her little jlings*

Well at the manor Christmas was always a big event for the Elliotts, they always loved throwing a huge company-sponsored party at the manor. Though I and the other drones were never given gifts by any of the Elliotts outside of Tessa. She always tried to make us feel better with all the work we were being forced to do preparing for the party.

After the manor though, Christmas was on the back burner and the most any of us got was some well earned paid time off.

I greatly appreciate your offering, I'm certain my jlings will enjoy them.

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you know J.....i got a idea just for you J....

what if u made doll into a disassembly drone?

I fear I do not possess the technical know-how for such an endeavor, plus there's a lot of strange meaty stuff in there as well that I have no knowledge of recreating. I think Doll is perfectly fine in her worker drone body.

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j how dose it feel to have ur plushy be the most bought? in stores?

Why, it only makes sense that my marketable plush sells the best, who could possibly see its glory and turn it down?

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Fine, yes v I'm still jealous you got an animal plushie and the most marketable character doesn't get any

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*J finds dolls dead corpse.....what dose J do?*

*just after the finale fight. J finds the corpse of her former coworker*

A shame, she had some real potential... I shouldn't leave her her.

*she carried the body up to the surface*

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*sparky is suddenly mauled by js jlings.....and they run out js room*

Good work! You all deserve bonuses!

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purple freakazoid here

I trapped Sparky in your room. Say goodbye to your work documents. And maybe everything else

YOU. YOU INSUBORDINATE CHRISTMAS BONUS REMOVING FUCK.

V! GET YOUR DIRTY RAT OUT OF MY ROOM!!

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I don't understand how they ended up like this. Who's that shadow creature?